>tfw only attracted to women who look like my mother Will

>>37795040
Send pics of mum

>>37795040
That's normal. Just like how women like men who look like their father.

Eg. My friend is fit, tall and handsome but he keeps going for ugly, short and stocky women because his mother looks like that

I like women with tanned skin don't like round faces and weak jaw lines because it's very rare amongst women in my family.

Just relax op, find a girl like your mum and she might even approve.

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>>37795040
There is a reason why your dad didn't pull out

It's normal bro.

>>37795040
Just fuck your mom dude. Best sex you'll ever have

>>37795112
i've heard it feels better to nut inside OP might've been a byproduct of his daddy's pleasure

>>37795040
You already touched her vagina once, don't make it awkward just get in there again.

>>37795087
FUCK
I just realized I like cheerful childish asian girls, and my mother is exactly that
what the fug

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>tfw felt up my mom one time

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Yea i attract vapid tallish girls with slim bodys and big titties like my mom, im not attracted to my mom but i am to girls like her, saul good with me tho my man ;)

>new girl at work
>make eye contact with her
>smile at her
>she smiles and says hi to me
>later walking up the stairs
>we exchange smiles and hi's again

fuck she so hot, blonde, tall with a ponytail and a girl next door look to her DAMN

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>tfw mom is mirin

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My mom is so fucking sexy at 40 y/o somehow. What da fug. Maybe its just me. She's so fucking thicc. She has tits nicer than any girl I've ever been with

Honestly I would lose all my gains for one no holds barred night with my mum

It feels really good to admit this to my /fit/ bros. Wew

>>37795210
>said hi twice to a coworker
she wants the d bro

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>oh my god anon! You're getting such big strong muscles.

*smothers me with her mammaries*

>aww you're my big sexy boy

This actually happened to me yesterday

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>>37795228
shes new and she said hi to me first, her eye contact seems pretty good too

theres girls at work who dont say hi to me and make a lot of eye contact so idk she could just be friendly who knows.. maybe she do want da dick doe senpai

>>37795308
I shouldn't have this boner.

>>37795358
I was making fun of you you virgin

>>37795391
rude

more like Sigmund FRUAD

>muh Oedipus-complex
Freud was a degenerate jew and a hack fraud, stop with this bullshit already.

>>37795160
>childish Asian girls
I'm sorry but I have to vomit. Asian women have to be mature, kind and quiet.

>>37795639
>>37795160
>going for Asians at all

>>37795040
It's because your mom is the only person in the world to ever love you unconditionally.

Stop searching for it though, you'll never find it anywhere else.

>>37795160
weeaboos are just as bad. basically white girls who act like childish anime characters.

>tfw only seem to be attracted to girls
Hrlp

>>37795947
I know this feel, anon. Girls are too much of a hassle to deal with but I'm just not attracted to guys.

yet.

>>37795455
But I am legitimately sexually attracted to my mother. Irrespective of what freud said

>>37795221
We are no longer bros. I banish you to /R9k/

>blonde germanic sister with blue eyes
>slav looking mother with black hair and brown eyes
>the idea of fucking anyone who looks like either of them repulses me

Wat do

>>37796116
>Wat do
Fuck dudes

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>>37796116