You know /fit/, one of the main things hamplanets ask when starting

Cool story bro.

I need to get a spit valve installed in the back of my balls so I can just cum in whichever dirty whore I like but it just comes out the back.

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>>37783615
>ballistic visors
ops gf

>>37783615

I used to regularly blast myself in the face when I was around 115. Now I'm close to 155 and it never happens anymore. Which I appreciate, because since I no longer have to explain why I have one normal eye and one awful bloodshot infected looking abomination right next to it.

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>>37783641
Only if she does the cool butt pose

>>37783656
all the overwatch girls look like weird insects

>>37783654

Kinda satisfying that I just have to lay back to shoot on my face now, it is the one noticeable change I had.

Don't have to put my legs behind my head to not waste gains anymore. Much more practical.

>>37783615
>5% longer
WHATEVER
IT TAKES

>>37783680

I don't know how women do it. Mine tasted like pool water.

>>37783692

Mine tastes like the protein powder and cinnamon milk shakes. Not too bad, but could be better.

I should profit from pineapples while they are in season these days

>>37783678
>2016
>gaming

>>37783615
>>37783687
>5% longer
Let your penis leave humanity behind

Love it, Kill it

>>37783818

My penis will lead humanity to victory!

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>tfw oozer

>>37783615
>0.3"
>5%
0.3* 20 = 6.

OP confirmed 6.3" dick after lifting.

>>37783692
mine burns my throat.

>>37783615
I noticed this, I used to just shoot only occasionally and it wasn't even that powerful (cum was thicker when lazy?). now its on the walls, on my face, neck, pillow. It's actually kind of annoying now that I think about it. (cum is now more watery)

I don't think it's some hidden secret, ripped guys in porn have been shooting loads for years.

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>>37783615
Dude I have lived most of my adult life with a 5.5" dick. After dropping 63 lbs. It is now 6.25.. I got a bigger dick, guys! Or maybe I measured wrong years ago, but that's not something a guy tends to measure short.

>>37784141

Hey man, that's like over average. And the shooting distance now makes up for any other lacking stats

>>37783678
overwatch is a shit tier game in the first place

>>37783615
>>37784199
Your dick isn't actually getting longer, just less of it is hidden by your fat pad.

>>37784470
Shh, I like to believe it is getting longer.

That's why you do cut/bulk cycles. After each cut, your dick gets longer again. I'm hoping to hit 7" by the end of the year.