Fit I have spells of indigestion, farting, lots of pooping, headaches

>>37780324
You didn't activate your almonds.

>>37780461
>meme

>>37780324
Stop eating spoiled food.
Too much fiber.
You have malaria

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>>37780324

Get some "active" yogurt (not that Greek crap) from your local grocer. Eat the entire package on an empty stomach.

Add sweet potatoes / yams to your diet. Beets (not the colored, jarred kind) do wonders, too.

Go outside and sweat a little.

>you know it.

Muscle and joint pains = Auto immune disorder

Might as well off yourself brah, auto immune disorders are rough

>>37780828
No I've already been checked for auto immune disorders

>>37780850
Auto immune disorders are funky. They are hard to detect. Just cause you went to some fucktard doctor who got his degree from Devry and got a blood test doesnt mean you dont have an auto immune disorder

Did you see a specialist? Endocrinologist? Rheumatologist?

>>37780828
I have ulcerative colitis, fucking blows
Have you seen a gastroenterologist?
No family history of bowel diseases OP?

>>37780828
>autoimmune disorder

thank you dr.web md

>>37780324
HERPES
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Well it explains the cold like feelings of head, muscle, joint pain.
No idea about the pooping.

>>37780461
>spouting an irrelevant meme because you saw it in a thread on a different board

>>37780959
Bitch, you dont know me, for all you know I could be a top specialist.

Anyways, the way he described his symptoms, its almost text book gastrointestinal problems, most like an auto immune problem. Could be something else, but... joint pain??? Unless he's fucking 16 and in puberty or an 85 year old woman, nothing else really causes joint pain

>>37781005
>nothing else causes joint pain
Are you sure????????

>>37781050
Besides acute injuries, or perhaps a virus like >>37780981
if you are a 20ish+ male, your joints shouldnt be hurting all the fucking time. Something is causing that inflammation and pain. Auto immune disorder attacking the cells? Probably.

Or are you are 7'6 lanklet with an endocrine disorder?

>>37780981
I had two vaccines of the HPV vaccine. I think I'm having a post viral infection fatigue