>*scan gym card* >"have a good workout!" >"y-you

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>>37761465
>gym receptionist looks at me and smiles
>immediately look away

>Walk through front door
>Whole gym turns around to see who it is
>Eye contact with everyone

Everytime.

I started working at the front desk of my gym and i thought that this was just a meme but it actually happens very often. Dont think about too much, we dont really care and we would be lying if we said we havent done it either. Besides, most of us work out during our breaks or after our shifts so it's all good senpai

>>37761465
>read SIR comic\
>decide to greentext it later
>y-you too

>park my three wheeled unicycle at the nearest lifting location
>place my cape and false teeth in the safety compartment (wouldn't want them to get injured)
>begin to saunter my way into the gym
>tip my hat as I walk in
>bow slightly and gregariously release the following
>"Greatest of morning to ye lads, I have returned 'ere to once more fulfill the glorious and time honored tradition of elevating and de-escalating weights of a scaling measure system"
>no one pays attend
>I glance around the room to pursue any wanton eyes
>make eye contact with the receptionist
>time my head upward and with a delicate "ahh" make my way to her
>"Good morning mad'am, I will present you now with my sliding card of power, and you will grant me access to this establishment!"
>she rolls her eyes and lackadaisically grabs my card
>slide successful!
>I motion my way through the turning poles
>tip my hat to the kind dutchess of the gate
>search my pockets for some coins
>find a shiny nickel
>place it on my thumb and flick it over way
>with a wink, I bow slightly and walk into the gym
>the nickel lands about 3 feet infront of her
>mfw they kick me out three days later for "referring to one of the staff members as 'your best negro'"

>>37761602
holy shit

>>37761602

7/10, well done

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>>37761465
>talking to qt trainer while doing dips
>she leaves saying 'i'll stop distracting you'
>say 'okay'
>think that's a bit rude
>say 'thanks'
>she doesn't look back as she walks away

>>37761655
What

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>>37761465
I work behind the desk at my gym. I never say have a good workout, it's so stupid.

>>37761602
almost copy pasta worthy.

>>37761602
kek

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>>37761655
I woulda done the same

>>37761602
deserves a (you) desu

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>>37761655
>was raised in a hostile part of the country
>really quiet
>defensive and rude almost all the time
>trying hard to change this
>qt friend says its ok cause i'm from X place
>"this is who you are anon"

I dont want to be like this