This guy comes and takes your (the only unoccupied) bench while

call the police

go to pornhubb and search chuck basher and you will find his video

>>37754160
Greet Kali, be honored he decided to take my bench, ask him what he's doing here and probably for tips on the lift at hand.

Oh and to satisfy the /pol/ posters I'd also ask him if he would be interested in sexual relations with my wife since I am LE KEK XXD!!

>>37754160
this is gigga nigga 9000

only quads can stop him, so i go on 4chan and start shitposting

I'd politely ask him to move like an adult. He kicks my ass and he gets banned from the gym and arrested.

>>37754195
>asking kali muscle for form tips
yikes

>>37754160
How is it your bench if it's unoccupied?

"Hey man, do you mind? I was still using that. I only have 2 sets left though, its all yours after that."

Are you guys really intimidated by some big nig?

>>37754160
Idk about bench but Ive got a neat lifehack

when im doing like tricep pulldowns on the machine with the cables and the adjustable pulley, if i need to go get water I put the weight selector stick in my pocket so no one else can use the machine while im gone

>>37754160
Throw a watermelon flavored Kool Aid, fried chicken protein shake somewhere and play fetch.

>>37754160
Can I work in, bruh?

Well hes clearly doing more important shit than me why would I want to get in the way of a routine that has created such aesthetics?

>>37756620
>cable machines
Wtf.
>chortlingfemales.jpeg

You also type like a faggot

>>37754160
Call him a nigger and shoot him for breaking into my house

>>37754160
Ignore it and invite him to my apatment so he can fuck my girlfriend in our bedroom while I watch from the hallway.

>>37756672
>he doesn't do accessories

whats the matter you dont like to feel the burn

>>37754160
Drink some hyphy mud, eat some tuna and ramen, and beat that ass.