A magical /fit/ness genie appears in your dreams and offers you

Woodrow Wilson will train me for 12th months. Nobody else.

>>37745955
rippetoe
phelps
instagram fitness chicks

Johny sins on month 12 for the cardio gains

Kaitlyn Jenner

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Whats it mean when I get a message like this?

You want us to name 12 people?
Fuck off.

Draculino

Goku

rippetoe is no fun to be around, and he isnt cute either

i would go for Justin or Klokov i guess, as long as im allowed to fuck them if i want

>>37746551
cuck lol

>>37746464
You've mad it bruh. Zyzz would be proud.

Scooby
Frank Yang
Elliot Hulse
a hot gf

Zyzz
Arnold
Ronnie Coleman
Jeff seid
Jon skywalker
Dom mazzetti
Bradley Martyn
Jeff nippard
lee priest
and then a few skanks idk prob one fridge mode gf a bikini competitor gf and a high test gf

1. M
2. A
3. R
4. K
5. R
6. I
7. P
8. P
9. E
10. T
11. O
12. E

The wiiu fitness girl
Jesus
God
Allah
Bhudda
Shiva
Satan
The Beast
Tony the Tiger
Hitler
Yahweh
The Monster that lived under my bed as a child but disappeared after I started masturbating in my room a lot

Mark Bell
Ed Coan
Jonnie Candito
Izzy Narvaez
Justin Lascek
Frank Yang
That guy from Overtime Athletes
Ray Allen
Steve Nash
Mike Tuscherer
Bryce Lewis
Boris Sheiko

Sheiko
Rippetoe
Ray williams
John haack
Chris Duffin
Chad Wesley Smith
Chris from Westside
Jonnie Candito
Dietmar Wolf
Buda
Aaron worlie
George seeger

>Usain Bolt
>Rin Nakai
>Jon Pall Sigmarsson
>Sajad Gharibi
>Conor McGregor
>Jamie Eason
>Cat Zingano
>Jim Stoppani
>Dmitry Klokov
>Cris Cyborg
>CT Fletcher
>Chris Hansen

>>37746855
Have you seen bolt train? I mean sure if you want to improve your sprinting then he's an obvious choice, if you forego his coaches...

But with weights? The man doesn't have a clue

>>37746904
Yea pretty much true, but you gotta be fit in other aspects too, not just bodybuilding. He does hang cleans and other explosive exercises too in some vids, but his main focus is speed. I also included a lot of MMA fighters too for similar reasons.

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>Yiannis Kouros
To cut down to an extremely low bf% so I can just bulk away while training with everyone else, improve cardiovascular health, and get into that "I can do anything if I keep grinding away at it" mindset.
>Rippletits
Because I have questions about SS.
>Milo of Croton or H.E. Mann
For dem calf raises.
>Hermann Görner
So Adolf Fitler can help me improve my grip strength.
>Nicu Vlad
Because my deadlift form could use a lot of work.
>Klokov
To train in the olympic lifts. Right now my power clean worksets are looking like a 3 stooges skit and I don't know how to do anything else.
>Louis Cyr
Would like somebody to teach me some strongman shit and one of the strongest men of all time seems like he'd have a lot to teach.
>Bybon
Because I am willing to waste a month just to find out how badly the ancient Greeks e-statted and would like to learn to lift and throw heavy rocks if they didn't.
>Sandow
For dem natty Classical aesthetics.
>Goobs
To touch up Sandow's teaching with some modern techniques and because it's fucking Scooby.

Dunno about the rest.

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>>37745955
Klokov, Lu, Justin, Steve, Tian Tao, plus the entire cast of Gachimuchi.
They all train my asspussy. Everyday for a year.

>>37746940
Kouros what a great choise to start mentaly strong this 12 month program