um any advice? I just sliced my knucle to the bone while washing

Do some atg squats.

Go see a doctor. Have the doctor stitch it up. Dumbbass

>>37734837
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>>37734837
if the skin is still attached use the stretch part from a band aid to fixate it in place.

>>37734837
Call da ambalamps

It needs stitches. You should take a cab or public transport to a hospital now.

>>37734837
STERILIZE THE WOUND.

Then call a friend to take you to a walk in clinic. Those are 24/7 and cheap

>>37734837
inject 5mg test - e p and c

>>37734845
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>>37734868
I dont think Im grasping how serious this might be because Im hammered, I think i;ll wait it out a little.... If I call 911 they will probably just charge me with some fucked up bill

>>37734844
kek

complete a full chest workout then see if it's still like that.

>Drinking alone

this is what you get you alcoholic degenerate

>>37734883
They will. Don't call 911. Ambulances are a scam. Call a friend instead

>>37734837
4x8 deadlifts should fix it.

Icey Hot is your Friend

>>37734883
call uber/lyft dumbass .

Dip it in milk and rub a little salt and sugar in the cut area. This method has healing effects and nutrients that will make the pain diminish a bit. Then you can air it out for about 10 minutes to let it dry. Then rewrap it lightly. You can go to the hospital in the morning when you're sober.

>>37734932
Nigga dis

>>37734932
ok i'll do this .. I poured a bunch of hydro peroxide on the current paper towl, dont know if that;s good or not

>>37734837

>knuckle
>to the bone

there literally is only 1 mm of skin there so it should be fine

>>37734942

Sugar in an open wound sounds like a hard troll m8

>>37734942
Don't use the peroxide. That will burn like a motherfucker. You want to use milk, sugar, and salt. It will relax the area and make it so you dont have any pain when you sober up.

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>>37734837
>Im a bit drunk so I cant drive any where
Just a bit? I drive when I'm "just a bit" drunk all the time.

>>37734837
Well your half way through. Might as well keep going. Eat it after you take it off to ensure you don't like that protein rich meat escape.

>>37734837
If in the States,
Pay a cab to go to the hospital you stupid retard.
If in UK
Call the NHS for a free ride to hospital ya mong, innit?

>>37735011
Please drive off a cliff.