MeDiUm TeSt ThReAd Does anyone here enjoy a sexy lass that isn't

>>37692358
Go on

>>37692415
>BU Pi SEX
What did they mean by this?

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Bonus song i'm listening to right now if anyone likes lifting to hip hop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyALkCHSh_0

>>37692442
>text meme
Whats the origion of this nonsense?
/pol/? /r9k/?

>>37692436
Moar

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Bonus hip hop song #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzoskICIUE

>>37692473
you know skepta?
definitely recommend taking a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc

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cute butts > fat asses

>>37692515
I know this person

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Bonus banger #3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzoskICIUE

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>>37692490
name is jaydeyfit

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>>37692542
Lol can you imagine seeing a pic of you turn up I'm one of these threads.

Would be spooky af

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>>37692555
Shit meant this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWs-lVa8Oc

>>37692542
Can I have her number?

>>37692585
>those hoards and hoards of anonymous strangers masturbating to your pics

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>>37692512
my
>nigga

>>37692371
What are those shorts called? jeezus

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>>37692358
but you posted a skeleton

>>37692420
holy shit she is perfect

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>>37692358
This is where it's at

>>37692402
Is that fucking glycerin? nasty.

>>37692704
Dick raisers

>>37692415
>adidas shirt
>nike shoes
senpai...

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Song #4 going to hit the gym now hope you all have a nice Saturday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op5hSC8CADA

>>37692502
holy fucking shit

Med test>>low test>>>>>>>>>>high test

>>37692473
joanna is such a qt

>>37692808
never gonna make it

>>37692371
call em coochie cutters in the hood

>>37692826
>>37692840
>>37692955

nigger

>>37692515
oh my fucking god, how attractive is this female. the type of female your fucking without a condom, she comes to you, looks at you with sad eyes and says shes pregnant, what will we do.

and shes do damn hot, and your dick is hard, so you just hold her, rub her stomach and tell her everything will be ok, your gonna be a family.

>>37692568
mai waifu

I have found my people

>>37693046

She looks like white trash with a thin veneer of attractiveness.

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>>37692441

>>37692358
Medium test is the best test

>>37693086
Everything about this picture is amazing.

>>37693086
Wonky knee. Would not bang

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Real woman comin through boyos

>>37692704
booty shorts i think

>>37692387
id smash

>>37694133
those milk tits.

>>37692690
didnt intend to all in love in this thread
brehs save me

>>37692371

>montreal girls

fucking HHHHHNNNNGGGGG

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She's one of the reasons I lift tbph

>>37692441
>>37692452
holy shittttttttt

I might just start working out again because of this thread.

How much do you need to list to get a gf like in this thread?

>>37694215
Montreal here

my dick literally can't handle summer

>>37694851
You need to lift so hard that you can pick up the heaviest thing known to man: your own confidence.

Also you must lift your own face until your jaw becomes square and defined, your hairline becomes straight, you hair gets thick and always falls the right way no matter what you do to it, your nose becomes strong and defined and your cheekbones grow perfectly

>>37694851

You'll never lift enough. You need the lifestyle to go with it. Passion, modest wealth, and decent social skills. Aesthetics and other factors are complementary, but not necessary deciding factors in most cases.

>>37694851
At least this much
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>>37694929
>>37694934
So unless you're rich, it's pointless?

>>37694879
mtl here too. we have to be at least in the competition for hottest gils in the world.

the worst part is that theyre always with some chubby faggot with prada sunglasses and a hipster beard.

are we gonna make it?

fuck high test, this medium test shit is where its fucking AT

>>37692585
moar

>>37694951
I was being sarcastic. If they only thing you have going on in your life is the gym you'll get the a woman like yourself: shallow, uninteresting, obsessed with her looks, fake tan, tits, lips probably has tattoos and is basically a complete waste of life.

Cultivate an interesting life and you will become an interesting and confident person. That will attract people into your life and eventually you'll meet a heavenly blessed beauty to call your own

>>37694970
I hope so man.

One of the hottest french girls who I met at Uni here is going to Cambridge to study chemical engineering next year and not a huge slut at all but super down to earth and intelligent. I fucked her once and then things didn't workout. Now shes dating some CEGEP fuckup whos fat and literally wears an elmo (like seseme street) snapback and is a failing photographer. Really Really Really makes me wonder.

all of these girls would be much more attractive with a bigger ass

>>37695017
No they wouldn't fatty.

>>37695012
ive read once that chicks on birth control are more attracted to "cute" than to manly. see leonardo di caprio vs. like a traditional rugged-looking guy.

birth control literally making man-children hotter to grills

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pic related is my ideal body

>>37695044
wouldn't surprise me.

Although i'm still a firm believer that with enough confidence you can get 90% of single women.
Once I get more decent pictures of myself I plan on getting back on MTL tinder. Hows things going for you?

>>37695017
nah
they all have perfectly sized ass
big bubble booty isn't always attractive

>>37694133
So what would it take to get her to actually start producing milk?
Ive been told they have to take a hormone called Prolactine or someother. Would anything else work?
I've heard nipple piercings can stimulate milk production too

>in the gym yesterday
>doing benchpress
>the gym's PT is showing how to do db rows to one of her clients
>the gym's pt is a she
>has on the little of shorts
>bends over and I can see her butt skin, her underwear and in it's glory because the fabric stretches
>on nofap
>immediately get an erection
>I can't continue my benchpressing so I had to sit there for 15 minutes until her client understood the exercise, did it and they left

Fuck that was hard

>>37695053
Honestly one of the least attractive things I've seen on this site

>>37695053
not doing it for me

>>37695053
London?

>>37694951

Sort of. Its possible, even probable, to get a girl who looks like this that doesn't have her shit together without being well off.

To get a girl who looks like this and isn't an insecure leech, you have to have something you're passionate about and at least be financially secure, not necessary wealthy.

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>>37694206
>37694206
can't it's too late for all of us

witness me

>>37695053
Pretty good tbqh. Hips are too narrow for my tastes tho

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>>37695069
>big bubble booty isn't always attractive

>>37695195

The additional temporary aesthetic isn't worth the way it'll sag and stretch in 10 years.

all these girls are cute but they're not really hot. i feel like i'd break them. too scrawny.

>>37695195
ITs not in fact it really is attractive because its usually attached to fat chick.

>>37695195
Hey don't complain. this means more bubbly booty for you and more medium test booty for me

>>37695066
fucking meh. finally moved out of my parents house into a nice little place in villeray. making new friends at work, hopefully ill get introduced to some qts. planning on taking a selfie in my new place and sending it to my oneitis. sad, I know

>>37695246
It's not sad. Whatever it takes to get your dick wet, mate, as long as it's legal

>>37695224

You'd run out of breath long before that happened, fatass.

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>>37692415

Goddamn shorts like these are the best

Every girl needs to own a pair of these

>>37695246
sounds like you're off to a good start. Mostly friendless this summer (entering my last year of Uni). Trying to get myself to go to clubs alone and just practice socializing and hitting on girls.

>>37695285
mtl?

>>37693145
>white trash with veneer of attractiveness

Story of my life except I'm male

>>37695265
we do, we're all handed a pair when we turn 16

>>37695367

LONDON?

>>37695332
yeah, Im McGill anglo scum

>>37695385
no homo but if you ever want to hang out: [email protected]

>>37694879

MTL over here too. Studying last year at JMSB, the summer grills are outrageously hot. Like fuck, my cock can't take it. Where do you guys workout?

best thread ever lmao

>>37695448
>>37695505
I'd hit you up senpai but im too much of a sperg.

right now im at nautilus plus because my old roommate new the manager and got me a discounted rate. Where do you guys lift?

I plan to move into the plateau after graduating and tryna get in on that french pussy.