Dear brehs, today I finally lost my virginity (18 y/o), partially

Eat three extra large pepperoni pizzas from Little Caesars

>>37684885
>tfw 20
Fuck you OP

get pounded by another guy

>>37684892
that's what chad would do (RIP)

>>37684885
Eat a piece of dog shit ;)

>>37684896
If it makes you feel better I'm not American, I hear you guys usually lose it a bit later.

Tell her that having sex with her made you realise that you're a homosexual.
>>37684917
Americans usually lose their virginity around 16

>>37684885
Good job OP i'm sure it felt like a burden being lifted. Greentext how you met the girl?

Call an escort and fuck her. Now that it's not your first time you should fuck whoever you can

>>37684928
Yeah to their cousins

>>37684934
Rolling for escort

>>37684885
>have some friends round
>order pizza
>smoke a spliff, have a few beers
>watch Die Hard
It's the only way to celebrate.

>>37684885
Text her "thanKS for the quick nut, maybe I'll see ya around tiffany "

>>37684934
Specifically an Asian one

>>37684940
Nice burn

>>37684885
Have a cheat month

>>37684955
winrar

>>37684885
how'd you do it? congrats I guess

>>37684930
Sure why not

>Get back from exchange year in America
>Managed to not get fat
>Actually lost weight
>Ultimatechallenge.winrar
>Start new class, everyone is a year younger
>Two girls whom are best friends both crush on me
>I find out soon enough
>One is a fatty, one is bretty qt
>Easy_choice.png
>Qt feels terrible about us seeing each other in secret behind her friends back
>We finally sealed the deal this morning after she spent the night
>She couldn't help it I guess
>Kinda feel bad too but I'm not going into celibacy because of some landwhale's feels

Idk not much of a story but there ya go

Lose your anal virginity, too

>>37684930
>>37684981
you really just have to be on the right place in the right time
>at some house party
>everyone drunk asf
>one of the girls abit more drunk than everyone else
>she passes out on the floor
>as the gentleman i am i lift her up and lays her in one of the beds in the house
>rape her in while asleep

>>37684955
How would I even go about doing that?

>>37684896
>21...

I should probably end it all now.

>>37685019
My mate was a virgin, just turned 22 and got a really cute, nice gf. It happened to my other friend when he was 21. Stop being an idiot, it happens all the time.

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>>37684896
You know what they say.
-"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is today"

Godspeed anon I'll be right behind you. See you on the other side!

>>37684994
how long did u last partner

>>37685067
Meant for -->>>37685019

>>37685074
Honestly like 3 min maybe but she gave me a solid blowjob right before so I was halfway to nut town before I even got it in

>>37684885
do a rich piana 1000 rep bicep workout
trust me, the pump is insane especially if you use "creatine"

>>37684940
doesn't matter had sex

>>37685107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>37685093
next time cum in her mouth and let her swallow. then lick her pussy, then proceed to fuck.