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Hello, I work for a small pharmaceutical company based in Switzerland and I am delivering good news.
Our R&D team has been successful at manufacturing what we believe to be the worlds most effective fat loss medicine ever made.
Unlike traditional weight loss medications which are variations of thermogenics, basically boosting your metabolism to burn off more calories, our medication works in a ground breaking way.
The way it works is by using the latest advancements in cancer medications and activating your immune system to cause it to treat all non-essential fat deposits as invader cancer cells.
Your body will begin to destroy and expunge fat cells within 24 hours, dropping literal pounds a day.
In our limited testing we have seen results of up to 40 pounds within one week.
The dosage will be reduced for safety, and we will begin human trials in 2017, with an expected market entry in 2019.
Look forward to the future.
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>>37682713
inb4 this causes some kind of aids-esque side effect
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>>37682713
That level of cell death would have immense side-effects, not to mention would pose a serious risk of gangrene
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>>37682713
> Only burns the fat cells from your ass and stomach
> Look like an inverted concave human anus
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>>37682713
I call bs. Post your company/team website with some sort of article talking about it.
Pounds a day? That's extremely unhealthy, would literally destroy your organs and leave TONS of excess skin.
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>>37682713
>faggot reads some i love science XD post on facebook about immune therapy for cancer cells
>makes up some bullshit
source: OP used "invader cancer cells", confirmed retard
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How the fuck can your body differentiate from non-essential and essential fat deposits?
>take this medication
>eats the fat around my organs
>die
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>>37682713
This one of the worst baits ever.
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>>37685126
Yes but at least it's light hearted bait not meant to be taken seriously. Some of the comments in this thread by people who know nothing at all about biology attempting to disprove OP are shockingly stupid
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>>37682713
Ech fegge dini mueter du hurensohn
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>>37682713
>activating your immune system to cause it to treat all non-essential fat deposits as invader cancer cells.
Have le upboat XDDDDD
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