Let's get a mirin' thread going. Don't have a

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>Be me
>Walking strip mall in VA, wearing Batman shirt
>Pass shop with two teen girls handing out coupons outside
>first girl says "hey it's Batman!"
>other responds "that's not the real Batman"
>"He's certainly cute enough to be the real Batman"
Feels good

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>5'11 120 lb skelly
>Start lifting a month or so ago
>5'11 127 lb skelly
>Doctors appointment
>She asks if I've been working out

>>37682034
You're making it brother

>go visit mum for holidays
>How's my big boy doing?
Feels good brehs

>be me
>been lifting for a bit
>female voice calling my name
>"Anon do something with all your 'muscles' and take out the trash"
>kms

>>37681967
Nice

>>37682094
Thanks man

>>37682165
>Woman literally relying in your raw strength
>killing yourself
Choose 1

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>>37682034
Was this a psychiatric appointment? Sounds like she was earning that $300/hr by building you self esteem.

>>37681729
Been getting some decent mires lately. Lost 30 pounds on this cut and I'm at 160, 8% at 5'7

Was in Starbucks picking up a frap for my gf. I like to surprise her every so often when I get out of work early and she's still at work. She works at an eye doctor. Anyway 2 3.14 QTS walk in and I look over and one looks at me dead in the eyes and smiles, I maintain eye contact just as long as she does and I smile back then look forward. I order and as I'm leaving I can feel the same girl looking at me so I look at her. Our eyes meet and she smiles again while hitting her lip. I smile and wink and continue walkimg. Harmless flirting like this happens to !e every so often now.

Was at cafe with friends and this homosex cane up to me and stammered "you're really pretty". Told him thanks and to piss off.

>Wow anon I like your shoes I've never seen any like those before

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>at college
>reheating lunch in microwave
>notice qt smiling at me
>herewego.jpg
>comes over
>'hey, I just wanted to say you have a really nice ass'
>'thanks, I grew it myself'
>ding
>lunch is ready
>take it out
>leave

>>37682356
Jesus Christ are you trying to repel all the pussy around you?
>not saying thanks wana peg me?

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>>37682356
Aw, bless your heart. Poor thing.