You think she'd review you after you banged? >

>>37663648
>They're both cute
>Older woman charm
>Girly boy charm
I'd 3 some with them any time.

>>37663747

The mother of the fittest man here next to Mike Patton himself.

>>37663648
Holy crap
Reviewbrahs mom is hot

Yeah my mom is what made me fit for my whole life. She literally never bought anything sugary and counted calories and macros and only bought organic since I was a baby. She runs marathons and started me lifting at 13. Buys as many organic eggs as possible every week and essentially raised me as fit as possible from birth. Didn't have like soda until i was 12. Feels good brah

Someone post the link

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>>37663664
She's hot as fuck but I wouldn't bang her out of principle. I'd never be able to enjoy reviewbrah the same way without an overbearing sense of guilt.

>>37663733
>>37663747
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>>37663803
Is this a new meme? She literally looks like any other middle aged woman with wrinkles, loose neck skin, and bags under her eyes.

/fit/ must have really low standards or serious mommy issues. What the fuck guys.

>>37663664

>everything is there
not even sure what that would mean in this context but kek anyway

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>>37663664
>Hello this is Mommy on empty: succ review
>Now the first thing your going to notice about this young man is that he has prominent muscles. Foreplay was a little short but we'll let it slide. What I will point out though is that his muscles don't signify any kind of sexual experience.
>Now at first your going to experience a slight taste of smegma. Maybe a strange odor coming from his body. When he penetrates you at first his bodily movements might seems awkward but soon flows into a rhythm if you will. Where he really comes in strong is with the sauce at the end. which really leaves a distinct flavor on your palette.
>now what will I be giving today's intercourse? Well first off price. He was free so I think that's a good deal. Overall I'm going to give him a 7.8/10

>>37663856
i just want to see reviewbrah with his mum you melon

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Isn't autistic suit man like 6'6 o r some shit ?

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>>37663648
ReviewBrah is cute as fuck. Makes me want to rape him.

>>37663664

>it jizz what it is

my mom actually goes to the same gym with me

No homo but I would marry Reviewbrah in a heartbeat.

>>37663856

She do got a nice smile tho

>>37663664
Kek

>>37664123
>Where he really comes in strong is with the sauce at the end
oh boy

>>37663856
yeah i dont know bro. must be a bunch a weird anons or some new meme

>>37664123
>smegma
Should've been instant 10/10

>>37663648
my mother had 2 kinds of different cancers in 5 years. is 60 years old and ice skated 100km in one go last year.

>>37663648
Nah. She was never terribly active before but she lost nearly all of her energy after the Chemo. Just spends all her time crocheting now.

>>37664603
Your mum is an absolute madman.