Hey /fit/ness bros I want to propose some new lingo to use.

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Hey /fit/ness bros

I want to propose some new lingo to use. This will be just for us on this board, and only between us in the gyms, so those wieners from Reddit and 9gag can't steal them

I encourage you to add more if you like

>Instead of "cool", we say "gains"

>Instead of "fuck", we say "weights"

>Instead of "faggot", we say "cardio doer"

>Instead of "fart", we say "protein shake expulsion"

>Instead of "car", we say "no gains machine"

>Instead of "fat", we say "universe man"

>Instead of "really ripped", we say "kangaroo"

>Instead of "shit", we say "protein poop"

>Instead of "sugar", we say "fat juice"

>Instead of "McDonalds", we say "Planet Fitness"