What are some cool pipes I can get that don't expul smoke

>inb4 i get a three day ban for "unrelated" post to fitness while r9k fags post about chad and pizza
I posted specifically on this board because I'm looking for something related to my fitness you know what im saying mods so please don't ban me for more than a day

fuck it i should've known better than to come to fucking fit for suggestions on alternatives to a fucking god damn bubble pipe

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PIPE DO I GET YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?!?!?!

Try blowing a dick

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>>37525641
>>37525655
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>>37525716

>being this orally fixated
>ISHYGDDT

>>37525641
Get a pipe vape

Alright, here's what you do; get any kind of pipe you want and a plastic bag with no holes other than the opening. Light the pipe and inhale whatever drugs you got. Next, put the bag over your head and tie around your neck. Exhale. Now breath as you normally would. Keep doing this until you pass out and die, that way you can save us the trouble of having to scroll past another one of your stupid fucking threads.

Tbh vaping might help, just don't do it in public
>inb4 mouth fedora
>inb4 vape nation
>inb4 neckbeards

>>37525641
>dwindle
>1. to become smaller and smaller; shrink; waste away:

>I just want to dwindle something in my mouth
Try hard candy like Werther's or Creamsavers

Buy toothpicks and "dwindle" them in your mouth, they make you look like way less of a fag than carrying around an unused fucking pipe you autistic fuck

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Greetings, fellow fitizens! I too come to this thread in seek of aid, as I am looking for the proper smoking gear that will help me get ALL the ladies! Right now I am vaping (VAYPE NAYSH YALL!) but I am looking for something that is cooler and won't hurt my heart / cardio ability, as I strive to be the superior man in every scenario.

>>37526396
Dude just fucking vape. Shit is starting to catch on, and other than giving it up, there is no alternative

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>>37525641
curlbro detected

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>>37525641
Please be bait. Please be fucking bait. If not then listen to >>37527385

Toothpicks you autistic fuck. Use toothpicks, not a fucking pipe. What the hell, man

>>37526091
>vaping
>cardio/heart
AYY
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>>37527567
I meant listen to >>37526351

I would not recommend vaping. If you want to quit smoking, sure. But too many people (myself included, admittedly) look down on it socially.