Help me /fit/, I look like the guy in the picture. Recently broke

>>37516286
>buy 6 shirt pack of wifebeater/stringers
>short socks
>running shoes/oly shoes if you're rich
>jogging pants/basketball shorts (INB4 LMAO BOOGIE MEME XD)
>i found jockstrap underwear way more comfy since it doesnt stick to my ass after squatting

>>37516305
nearly 400 pounds + wifebeater sounds like moob city

>feeder gf

Explain this

>>37516309
shit didnt think of that

buy a XXL hoodie instead OP

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>>37516310
Tumblr fetish. Feeder makes feedee eat a lot to get fat. Really disgusting desu.

>>37516310
Nice girl, crazy in the sack, liked fat guys so I had no impetus to lose the weight.

>>37516322
Did you like had sex, or was it some kind of platonic reverse parasitic relation?

>>37516343
I fucked the absolute brakes off of this girl on the regular. Few times a week for hours, sometimes six hours at a time. I still have the same endurance I had as a high school sports jock. I'd like to get down to a manageable weight ASAP before that changes.

>>37516364
how big and how thick is your penis?

>>37516386
Unanimous approval, and I've been told by each girl that it's pretty big. Probably 7"-7.5" and wide enough that it takes a lot of work to jam it up someone's ass.

>>37516401
fuck you normie you make me jealous

>>37516412
Well since sending people pictures of my dick isn't OK, being 400 or so pounds is a major impediment to finding a new girlfriend. At the moment you may have the advantage.

>>37516401
7" minus the 4" from your fat gut, you worthless hamplanet

>>37516286
tshirt and short
don't give a fuck what others think and don't cover yourself up, you'll be sweaty anyway

>>37516424
It's definitely less visually appealing once you've gained a ton of weight, but the actual penetrative depth remains the same. The visual and functional loss of penis length by weight is grossly overestimated.

>>37516310
He's basically blaming his weight on his gf


>>37516286
OP just wear a fucking huge tshirt and and whatever kind of shorts or long workout pants that fit you

>>37516364
> still have the same endurance I had as a high school sports jock

In one year you'll either keep telling yourself that shit, or laughing at the fact you used to think that.
Your choice fatso.

>>37516286
>feeder gf

lol

>>37516364
Well I'm happy for you, you got something out of it.

Not really worth become a lard mountain, since that will take substantially more effort to get rid off, but at least there's a positive side.

Was it worth it senpai?

>>37516310
i dated a girl for 2 years who was underweight and had a pretty bad eating disorder. she liked to watch me eat. it was weird. also may have had to do with the fact that i regularly eat double the average human because i'm quite tall and a collegiate runner

>Running at 386 pounds
Get ready for exploding knees.

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>>37516286

Never got that big, but when I started I got jogging pants, grey t shirts, and running shoes. Pants and shirts from dollar store, shoes I paid more for so I wouldn't hurt knees.