>Was at a concert yesterday >Removed my shirt >Sloots

Just fucking grab one and make out with her, the rest comes naturally after you get over the confrontation part. TAKE. THE. LEAP.

>>37507506
get some alcohol in ur system bro and relax. you will regret not banging those sloots when you retire.

alcohol

>>37507506
literally autism

>>37507531
This.

>>37507506
Nah, you're gay m8. I'll pop your cherry! You're probably a little twink boy anyway! ;)

>>37507550

Fuck off cunt I'm 6'2 90KG and I'll be the one asserting my dominance

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>>37507506
This feel's too real

>>37507506
Post shirtless pic so we can clarify if these were indeed mires or just autist delusions

>>37507523
Any suggestions on programs like RSD? Are they even necessary?

>>37507576

You'll have to take my word for it, I'm not becoming a meme.

I assume I always had a decent face because even prior to lifting when I was a skelly women were attracted to me.

You are a posterboy for the reality that lifting does not make a man into a desirable man.

You're fucking pathetic and there are fat, overweight slobs who get with better girls than you do.

You should feel bad and change your behavior.

>>37507571
>6'2 90KG
>90KG
>big
Do you come from Somalia?

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>>37507610
Uhhh, he's clearly desirable....

>>37507610

Prior to lifting I had an attractive face and women did actually find me attractive as a skelly, I was always tall with broad shoulders and girls even hit on me then. I'm afraid I can't just cure my autism brah.

>smoking

>>37507506
nah lad, being an autistic volcel bodybuilding monk is the only way to truly make it.

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>>37507592
This is an imposter.

>>37507575
Here you go.

>>37507613
ever heard of bodyfat? At 6'2 with 90kg and 8% bodyfat you look like a demigod, just sayin. Since we dont know his bf% you may be right, but you may also be wrong. People always seem to forget that its all about bf%... on a fit forum kek.

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2nd response in
>>37507713
meant for
>>37507576

>>37507713
>>37507734

Fug off you chubby manlet cunt that's not me

>>37507732
Haha no you'll look like a skinny little shit who does too much cardio and not enough lifting.

>>37507592
None of this actually happened -you

>>37507752
I'm 6 foot 2, and no, I'm not you. I'm OP.

>>37507779
prove with pic you faggot

>>37507791
This is the face of autism

>>37507877
I already did, idiot.

>>37507929
solid body! But face is maybe ok...a lil bit of autism

>>37507974
No, those two most recent pictures are not me. I'm the third most recent one, with the milk.

>>37507713
shit, im a fat fuck and even i have more definable shoulders than you, tubby

>>37507506
get on extasy

>>37507506

>A 9/10 literally takes a cigarette from my hand, wraps her arm around my neck and blows smoke in my face

what a cunt.

>>37507791
who is this seamen demon

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How do you cure autism?

>>37507506
>gf of 2 yrs and i break up
>made serious gains while we were dating
>go out drinking last night
>hookup with two chicks
>was tight

>>37509048
Rsdtyler from YouTube used to have (still has) autismo. Pretty inspiring stuff.

>>37507592

> 90kilos
> was skelly

>>37509388
Just looked him up. I started with his first video that is on the channel. He doesn't seem autismo. Is there a transformation that is evident or something?

>>37507506

Damn son, you do know that the girl who blew smoke in your face wanted to fuck, right? Cause that's what that means, though it's usually done with ganja smoke.. same shit though.. i feel bad for you 2bh

>>37507506
>she looks visibly confused and walks away
KEK that girl was drinking that night

Why is social shyness = autism in 4chan?

>>37507506
Dude, you're not alone
Fucking hell I cringe so bad when I think back on all the shit I did and all the chances I missed

>>37510827
R-really? I've never heard of this

Are you anxious? Drink or take a small amount of Xanax or talk to your doctor about getting on some meds if so

>>37507506
must be nice having dreams op

>>37511042
No xanax.. propranolol or alcohol is enough

>>37507588
talk to people, say whats up, etc. just fake it til u make it

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>>37510991

Op just trying to make out with them conversation or not is the step to success. Just do that literally that and if you're good at making out bitches will like to make out with you more instant connection fuck bitches

>>37511089
Don't listen to this guy. Talking to people without watching RSD videos or getting coached by a pro is like lifting without proper form, dangerous. I suggest you read up on as much theory as possible before even attempting to practice.

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>made it
>good face
>sloots mire
>everyone at the uni thinks im a Chad and fugg grills erry day
>im actually a kv
>a natty 1/2/3/4 kv
>I have never been to a party
>I play csgo all day
>Got fit Cuz I consentrated all my rage into moving circular roundy Johns on a phallic rod
>Depressed af
>Mfw

How do I not Elliot Rogers?

>>37510991
yes nigger. she blew smoke in your face you could have kissed her right then and taken it from there

it's obvious you autist

>>37507506
>turn gay

>>37510917
there is a lot of real autism on 4chan, I think - like in /vg/, /mlp/, /a/

so autism sort of hangs around and the lack of understanding of it means it becomes a way of saying other things like - social anxiety, shyness, social withdrawal.

>>37508532

+1

Even taking it once and seeing how easy it is does wonders.

>>37511113
By getting some freinds

>>37511113
>kv
what the fuck is kv? why do you think anyone would know what your esoteric acronym means?

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My sex drive drastically dropped after the age of 22.

Feels weird man.

>>37511508
Sure is summer in 4chan

>>37511508
Lossless Virgin

Your obviously not enough otherwise you would have known right away what it meant

This is coming from a V

>>37507610
>does not make a desirable man
>women literally approaching him

>>37511508
Welcome to 4chan buddy

>>37507506

Sounds like me in high school

>Dumb stoner
>But good looking
>Girls all over me
>I'mpretty much like go away Im trying to skate
>Go home that night
>Wait...a second...
>WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

>>37511651
I've been here since 2006. I stay away from the hardcore autist boards.

>>37511655
bro sort your grammar out

>tfw last year of college
>all the classes in my year were lined up outside for a fire alarm check
>9/10 redhead qt I had a crush on gets close to me
>"anon i'm cold, I want you to hug me"
>awkwardly hover my arms over her shoulders
>she never even made eye contact with me after that

still cringe.jpg whenever I think about that moment, was just a year and a half ago too, was a lot of more of a hardcore autist back then than I am now, wish I could go back in time and change how I reacted to certain situations, I'm certain she wanted me to make a move but I was too much of an awkward fuckwit to do anything, been lifting for almost a year as well and it showed, but deep down I was still that klutz of a lanklet who walked with a hunch and barely spoke to anyone.

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>>37511113
u don't

>>37507506
youre afraid of the vulnerability that comes when youre physically close with a woman..

pussy

>Blows smoke in my face.

I would probably slap her. That shit is disrespectful

>>37512555
The fuck college and not high school? High school is where I (and the rest of mankind) went through silly shit like that. College is where everybody seems to own up that they like shit that other people might not like and everybody tries super hard to be individuals.

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>>37512825
She did this to me

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>tfw go to the club with my mates after almost a year of not going due to a fight
>had 20-25 girls flirt with me
>made out with half of them
>all the time their girl friends would drag them away from me and I just went on to the next one

I'm pretty sure this is the beginning of a manwhore, thanks /fit/. 3.5 years lifting & 4 months of MMA paid off.

>>37507506
>lying on a taiwanese milking contest site

>>37512555
Mfw

>Highschool
>8/10 has had a crush on me since middle school
>she was just a friend of a friend to me
>Football game she runs her hand threw my hair etc
>Mfw it annoys me and i tell her to stop i was to autistic at this point to connect the dots.
>Looking back she was hitting on me all the time while she never dated anyone
>One time as i was walking to the school from the parking lot in the morning she ran up behind me and hugged me
>i just laugh and ask what she wants etc
>she told me she wanted to makeout before school
>mfw i thought she was joking and ignored her
>Looking back now im literally every shit anime mc ever lol
>She kissed me once at a party when i was drunk and depressed but instead of thinking she liked me i got pissed because i thought she did it to pity me
>havent seen her in what 4 years and dont even care lmao.

>>37511540

After waving good riddance to the gender Jew you'll for sure make it, breh

>>37512889
Oh also when my cousin died my senior year she tried comforting me and ditched her to go wollow in my edgey depression

>>37511113
>I play csgo all day

just go full elliot rodger already, it's clear you are a mouth breathing retard with no hope.

>>37507713
did you actually cut yourself man

what a loser

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>>37512889

>>37512963
Hehe read my like a book. While it dosnt bother me alot i do kind of wonder what could of been if i wasnt such a dumbass

>>37507713
you should start working out probably

>>37511540
My masturbation drive dropped, but my sex drive is through the roof personally.

>>37511842
Theyre all hardcore autist boards

>>37510459
Look at his oldest videos. Either the RSDTyler channel or the rsdfreetour channel.

>>37507613
damn why u gotta do me like dat fa-m?
I'm somali and i'm pretty aesthetic
5-11
169lbs
12% body fat

>>37507506
Just go with it bro

They just want you for your body and they probably reek of stds.

>>37507610
》being this butthurt


You don't even deserve meme arrows.

>>37507713
>literally the definition of mediocre

I know that feel bro.
>8/10 face
>9/10 body
>0/10 social skills
I literally freeze up anytime someone tries to talk to me for about 10 seconds before I can even think of responding. Hell, I know I am fucking hot but I never assume any girl is interested in me and that they are only being nice. What is wrong with me?

>>37507531
this

>>37507506
Things that did't happen yesterday: the post

>>37515891
See
>>37507531

>>37515891
post body+stats

>>37507506
my friend was exactly like this.
he started banging dudes.
I guess the years of being fat and being afraid of girls fucked him up so good he couldn't actually get comfortable with them.
don't be that guy, man. fuck both.

>>37507571
>6'2"
>90kg
How does the life on the local graveyard treat you?

>>37507506
End yourself

>>37516596
>25 BMI
>Skeleton

Meme harder you fatass

>>37511508
What is urban dictionary?
Why I never heard of that before?

>>37508532
Now tell me how to find it, faggot

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>>37507713
I have the same blanket

>>37507929
Timestamp faggot

>>37511113
Pretty much the same as me minus the never going to parties and playing csgo.

>>37507506
Are you me?

>tfw girls always flirt with me
>wat do i do

FUCKKK

>>37512865

Most of those girls were just spitting some dude's clap infested sperm in you mouth. Have fun with you venereal diseases.

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>>37512865
>4 months of MMA paid off.

>>37507529
it's the only solution

>>37507713
>>37507734
>>37508178
>>37512948
>>37513820
>>37515802
>>37516733

Just for the record that fat disgusting Manlet tub of lard is NOT me. I'm 90KG 6"2 9% body fat.

So any suggestions for curing my crippling autism? are there any nice grills who like social anxiety?

>>37516705
Go to a techno club
Ask people where you can buy pills
???
buy pills

>>37512889
Right in the feels anon. Nothing worse than looking back on mires you were unaware of and did not make a move

>>37507506
Can't tell if I should be inspired or not because of the autism. I definitely want this to happen to me though.

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>>37507506
>Mfw I now realize how many girls actually liked me and tried to make a move on me yet I was too retarded to notice

For example: in 10th grade a 8/10 grill sat next to me on a school trip for no reason. I suspected that she is up to something. She wanted to be in the same group as me and on the way back she gave me her phone number. I thought she did it to get the good seat on bus. All I did was prank call that number once

Another time a grill called me cute so I told her to fuck a cactus bc I thought she meant that I was 'girly' or 'unmanly' not attractive. She ended up changing schools

>>37507506
>Cigarette not weed
Kill yourself you disgusting degenerate

>>37517726
This. I secretly hope government starts putting micro ammounts of cyanide into cigs so all smokers die slowly yet faster than usual

>takes cigarette
stopped reading there, you filthy fuck.

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>>37517099
Nice dubs

>>37516705
I would recommend DXM instead. For me when I first stared taking it was the fucking drug to absolutely annihilate social anxiety and awkwardness.

Like this is the shit you take if your a neckbeard virign loser and want to see what it feels like to be the exact opposite of how you currently act in social situations particular when it comes to attractive members of opposite sex.

Its also 100% legal,cheaper to buy($1 Dollar Tree Gelcaps), and much much longer lasting First Time I went Third Platea with like 550mg and the remaning 250mg booster dose took me over a week to finally feel normal again! How I wish I still had afterglow like I did in the beginning!

TLDR; DXM cures autism and suppresses the cough reflex all for the low low price of one dollar at your local Dollar Tree!

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>>37517716
>Tfw senpai prankcalls me

You sure know how to cuck grills

>be around a girl I'm not interested in
>confident, funny, social, teasing, chill

>be around crush
>awkward, silent, expression is constantly as if I have a sack of cocaine up my asshole and I'm surrounded by cops

What do

>>37517814
Trust me on this: you need to ge

>>37517837
Where the fuck did half of my text go?

>>37517837
What is ge

>>37517864
Fucking 4chin niggerpowered servers deleted my wall of text

>>37507686
This

you didn't get to bang chick's because you smoke you gross fuck

>>37517837
I can confirm, you need to ge

>>37511782
>dumb stoner
>good looking

that story was cringy as fuck you fucking autist

>>37517798
Do not listen to this guy.

I took 600mg DXm once and was unable to speak and everybody was scared of my facial expressions.

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>>37515765
>>37515775
kill yourself
why the fuck would you tripfag to post such dumb motherfucking useless shit?
Get the fuck ou bro
get out

>>37517798
mods pls ban shill

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>>37517798
Does it work with low doses like 50-150mg? i tried 300mg and couldn't even function plus the nausea was bad.

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>>37517837
>>37517860
>>37517864
>>37517894
>>37517921
i'm intrigued what ge is hahahah

>>37507571
>asserting dominance
>cant even talk to girls
lmao what a beta twink bitch

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>>37517986
>summerfag

>>37517986
Ok let me try ag

>>37517837
Ge is GOAT tbqdesu fampai

>>37517904

No one said anything about OP getting chicks because he smokes you illiterate fuck

>>37517997

It's different. I can act however I feel around males.

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>>37516733
holy crap me too
we blanket senpai now

>>37511113
Go to literally any uni night with some friends or flat mates. It'll be easy for you to find some other sad losers to go with. Or alternatively just start talking to girls you meet in lectures, seminars or halls (Britbong for uni owned and managed accommodation). Eventually you'll get better at it.

Stop playing fucking CSGO, do something else even if it's just streaming Star Trek listening to dialogue will help social gains. Not taking my PC with dota on it to uni was the best decision I ever made and sent me from a kv to an absolute slayer.

Most uni nights out if a girl is into you just walk up and kiss her, there's no room for autism I don't see how you can fuck this up.

When you kiss her don't put your fucking tongue in her mouth you dumb prick, gently bite and tug on her lips.

The first time you have sex will be awkward, don't get shitty thick condoms like I did because they will kill your boner. Get decent ones like durex or ideally the GOAT Skyn.

Get tinder, practice flirting with girls you meet on that. At the end of the day, social gains are like anything else. If you sit in your room playing CSGO all day you won't make social gains, just like land whales who sit on their couch all day don't make physical gains.


You're gonna make it, all of you beautiful bastards.

>>37517837
Listen to this anon, ge is very important

>>37517129
therationalmale.com

>>37517798
this op, low doses of DMT will also work really well

>>37518239

First girl I got with and this happened,
>tfw performance anxiety
>tfw wrong size condom

>>37512889
>dont even care lmao
>post a 500 word story on an anonymous fitness board about her

pick one

>>37507791
where can I find shorts like this?

>>37518368
what about low dose DXM?

>>37507713
possible natty?

>>37518239
Stop fucking triggiering me.

I dont care if Im sexually attracted I hate girls and want nothing to do with them.

just take MDMA until you realize you don't need it

>>37517129

Alright, here's the fuckin deal.

How did you get good at lifting? You didn't just walk into the gym on and pull a 4 plate DL on day one did you? The key to everything in life is practice.

You practice almost literally everything in life from when you're young. Walking, talking, all that basic shit. Talking to/hitting on girls is the same, it's all practice.

Start small, talk to girls at your work/uni/whatever, casual chats. It'll get easier and more comfortable as you go.

I used to be the same as you, I had 0 female friends about 4 years ago and could barely pick up. Nowdays I have a fair few girl mates and hitting on girls, while sometimes is still a challenge, is heaps easier. You don't have to over-analyse everything you do, it just kinda happens.

Back to my earlier analogy, you don't concentrate on every step when you're walking do you? It's the same thing, if you practice enough it becomes natural.

>>37507803

Goal physique 4 rite now.

>>37518538
achievable*

>>37517986
Generate Enthusiasm
ge mah nickel

>>37518516
the nike store

>>37517129
I'm 187cm 85kg. Fuck you.

>I don't like a person so I'll call them a manlet!

I could literally kick your ass if I had a gun. Don't fuck with me.

>>37518697
How can you measure your height when you wobble too much to hold the tape??

>>37512889
that pathetic delusional last sentence

>>37518879
I did it laying down.

>>37517837
This.

>>37516677
>urban dictionary
an hero pls

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>>37518879
>Stand next to wall
>Place a book on your head and against the wall, making a 90 degree angle
>draw a small line under the book
>Step away and measure

I bet you don't even ge, Newfriend

>>37519053
Uninstall dota 2 and kys noob

>>37507525
>>37507529
Alcohol improves social anxiety, not autism (same with benzos and barbiturates, they're all GABAergic).

MDMA (ecstasy) slightly improves autistic symptoms.
But don't go crazy, remember that it's neurotoxic.

Propanolol is an interesting case: it helps both, but only a little bit.

Hallucinogens are unlikely to help those with autism, who are less susceptible to "transformational experiences".

>>37517837
yes, ge

>>37517837
Don't listen to him anon. Ge doesn't work

>>37517837
My routine:
ge 3x5
wi 3x5
Lateral ge to exhaustion
en 5x5

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>>37517837
>just do ge

>>37519757
>not doing de
enjoy your nogains

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>>37517837
>just need to ge
>oh yeah and you need to be chad
this is why I hate these threads

>>37507523
T. Herpes