You are not allowed to post in this thread unless you could press

i could always press my hand over my head

>0kg

Sweet

>>37480093
>>37480098
Kek, op you fucked up

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>>37480089
Gf
Implying

Do you know where you are?

>>37480089
>implying implicit implications of gf

u wot

>>37480089
Where do you put your hands when pressing gf?

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>>37480089
fixing this thread

>>37480089

115lbs?

That's easy as fuck tbqhfam

>>37480149
sure why not

>>37480149

any gf will do

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
roll for gf

considering she weighs exactly 0lbs and doesn't exist i think i'd be fine

>Used to be able to press my girlfriend
>Fell for her tricks and now married
>She's now too fat to OHP press.

I'm not making it.

>>37480149
These are all pretty shit 2bh famalam

>>37480149
dumpy pls

>>37480149
But how much do they weigh?

>>37480149
oh god pls b knd

>>37480089

>tfw gf is dense af
>tfw right hand sinks into her ass

bitch needs to stop bulking

>>37480193

Should have been pressing here as she gained weight, then you would have gotten stronger as she got fatter.

>>37480149
slut please

So I have to press 0.00lbs.
I can definitely do that

>>37480089
>My hand
I got this.

also High Test galko get >>37480149

>>37480149
inb4 00

>>37480149
You know none of them are really any good, but whatever.

>>37480089
>Powerlifter-press.jpg
>Picture is of Olympic lifter

Whoever saved this is retarded

>>37480089
>gf

>>37480149
roll for 0

>>37480149
Let's do this

>>37480149
Never seen this one before

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
rolling down a river

>>37480149
Rolling

>>37480149
rollin from da heart

>>37480149
idk what this is but everyones rolling so ROLL

>>37480089
>powerlifter
>press
hmm...

Also, my shoulders are fine, no problems moving my hands above my head

>>37480089
I've never attempted over 1pl8 and she weighs just over that :'( not sure I could

>>37480149
rolling

My gf is a 33kg asian skeletor, of course I can OHP her for reps.
What's stopping her from gaining weight? We eat the same shit(we live together), plus milk which I don't even take but I'm still gaining weight.
Is this a disease?

>>37480149
Rollin for class rep

>>37480193
dem feels

>>37480149
Already rolled and got the slut. I DO NOT WANT TO RE ROLL

But can we get some weight estimations for the grills here please?

is 60kg max good for 1,5 years of lifting?

My gf is like 115 not sure that's fair, that's easy

>>37480146
back of neck and taint

>>37480430
>max
No.

yh my gf is 50kg

More a statement of how out of shape your gf is

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How can I train my right inner upper chest?
pic very related

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>>37480149

>>37480149
Rol

I can press 82.5 kilos with a barbell and a 69 kilo coworker for 3, and I don't like fat chicks. Is that acceptable?

>>37480549
>63kg
>fat

choose 2

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I can't press something that doesn't exist

>>37480149

Rolling

>>37480149
Role

>>37480575

also I totally got the worst gf

>>37480149
rollin

>>37480569
She's pretty fat alright. I'm just saying that I've some experience with pressing people overhead, and that if I were to get a girlfriend, I wouldn't expect any problems with pressing her.
I mean I can deadlift 240 kilos too, but that doesn't mean I've fucked your mother.

>>37480375
NO MAN CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT EVER HEARD OF THERMODYNAMICS FAGGOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A CLOSED SYSTEM LIKE THE SIMPLE MODELS WE WERE TAUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE SIMPLY UNEATS ALL THAT FOOD BEHIND YOUR BACK IDIOT

>>37480375
>33kg
>73 lbs

Wtf mate she should see a doctor unless she's a literal midget. My ex was a 4'11" Asian and even she as always over 90 lbs.

>>37480149
rollin' rollin' rollin'

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>>37480149
>The slut
when will this fucking meme end she's literally pure

desu senpai baka

I could've done that with my ex, she was 60kg.

>>37480149
Let's roll-oll-oll

>>37480647
I forgot to mention she's 5'4, she isn't weak and shit. Does everything like any normal person would, just weights like nothing.
I keep telling her to go to a doctor but she doesn't want to. I'll force her next week.-

Every man should be able to OHP his girl. What do young women who aren't ham-beasts weigh? 100-135lbs depending on height?

Easily achievable tbqh

>>37480149
For anyone who hasn't seen this, the "Fatty" is canonically strong as shit.

>>37480149
rollll

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>>37480149
Also the so-called "slut" is completely pure. She gets embarrassed reading classic literature out loud in class if a romantic scene occurs.

>>37480149
rolling

>>37480149
Gib gf pls

>>37480491
Cross-cable extensions. Get the cables, cross them over so the exercise is extending your arms outward, like a revers fly. That's what I'd use at least. Might try and incline them for the upper part.

>>37480149
Fucking roll.

>>37480149
Tfw rolling for gf to press

>>37480149
They see me rollin

>>37480819
I hope this is a fucking troll. Cross cable EXTENSION is for TRICEPS /POSTERIOR DELTOID /RHOMBOIDS /MEDIAL AND LOWER TRAPEZIUS and Latissimus dorsi all depending on the angleof pull and technique. Not for fucking pec major you fucking imbecil. Pec major does internal rotation along with subscapularis and the more obvious shoulder horizontal adduction. If he wants to work out the upper or clavicular origin of the pec major he needs to do inclined bench press.

>>37480491
Inclined bench press man don't listen to the retard saying you need to do extensions. That's not what the chest does.

>>37480149
Hoooooooo boy I could every one of'em

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>>37481000
>harem of no one

>>37480375
Bullimia brah

>>37480149
Rolll

>>37481023

Snot came out

>>37480149
Roll

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>>37480146

>>37480724
My gf is around the same height and weighed under 40 for a while but she has anorexia. Back up to 45 but still slow going

>>37480149
rolliiing

>>37480149
I've got this

>>37480149
roll

I can easily press the weight of my GF, but it's just so fucking awkward trying to find somewhere to grab.

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>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
Give me love, heartless robot

>>37480149
rollin on a river

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
Roll

>>37480149
Pls no fatty

>>37480149
Rolll

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>>37480149
here we go

>>37480149
Sss

>>37480149
Pls slut

>>37480149
Roll

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>>37480089
>can press lmao1pl8

>Gf is 125 @ 5'6"

Hi guys im posting in this bread

>>37480089

>zero

I can THE PRESSS that!

>>37480149

Gibs

>>37480149
that slut is a pure girl man

>>37480149
rrrolll

>>37480149
rallin

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>>37480089
>your girlfriend

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>See this thread
>Ask GF if I can try to lift her
>She says no
>Ask again about 4 times
>Still no
>Ask GF how much she weighs
>Appearantly not the right time to ask her, she gets mad
>Explain the reason behind me asking
>"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING NERD WEBSITE"
>Storms out, says she's going for a walk
>Steal the last of her winebottle that she got on her birthday for being a bitch

Anyways she weighs around 55 kg so I could easily press her for 5 + reps

>>37481084
My boyfriend squats me and it's fun, I should have him try OHP and cleans with me

>>37480149
Hey mee too

>>37480149
rolleroo

>>37480149
Check these trips, lads.

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>No GF
>Non-existant GF = non-existant weight
>OHP 1 x ∞

>>37480491
OHP, Incline Press *HEAVY*, and flies. Close grip bench will make you have tighter cleavage which will really pop that upper-inner pec out.

>>37480149
7 pls

>>37480089

>GF is nonexistent
>GF weight = 0
>OHP = Only to my eyes to stop the crying

>>37481084
>has to push press his gf

What a fag. Strict press or gtfo

>>37480149
Rowl

>>37480149
Fuck it

>>37480149
Qt Class pls

>>37481766
Well fuck

>>37480089
>can press more than own bodywieght

Im pretty sure I belong here

>>37480149
rollan pls pls pls gimme dat uppity sloot

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>>37481000

>>37480149
2

>this thread

Posting cause I can

>>37480149
>a tomboy who likes Souls

GIB

>>37480149
don't fuck me man

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>>37480149
rolls

>>37480149
rollin

>>37480618
Kek

>>37480149
Meh.

>>37480149
mafk

>>37480149
rollingg

>>37480149
lets see what i get

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
>>37482470
FUUCK reroll

>>37480149
Galko or uppity slut pls

>>37480149
>>37482470
>>37482480

.. Rereroll

>>37480149
trips pls

>>37480149
>>37482470
>>37482480
>>37482490

please....

>>37480149
Rolling

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
Roll

>>37480149
Rollin

>>37480149
roll 4 vvizardom

>>37480149
Roll

>>37482698
N O P E
O
P
E

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>>37480149
Inb4 forever alone

>>37480149
2 pls

>>37480149
why

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>>37482777
>trips

>>37480149
Rooll

>>37480149
Tomboy plsss

>>37480149
Rolll

>>37480149

>>37480149
Rolling

>>37480089
easily, 52 kgs is not much

>>37480149
Hello I am a grill

I could probably get 5 sets of 12, she weighs 95lbs

>>37480149
Ayy

>>37480149
Ayy

>>37480089
Done and done

Good thing she only weighed 95 lbs kek

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>>37480149
>mfw my gf has all the qualities of the class rep
this shit is enlightening, holy crap

>>37480149
rolling

>>37480149
Tomboy rawl pls

>>37480149
rollangieneniene

>>37480149
roll for gf

>>37480089
>55kg
Done.

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>>37480149

just not the fatty. just not the fatty. just not the fatty. just not the fatty. just not the fatty.

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149

>>37483526
kek, enjoy your fatty with no chance of making her lose weight

>>37480149
roll

Whats a good ohp goal?

>>37480149
ROALLIN

>>37480149
rolling for uppity slut

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>>37483526

>>37480089
>girlfriend is fat at 90kg
>but I can OHP 100kg and am lean
I feel like I can post, but shouldn't post. I'm a disgrace to /fit/ but I love her

>>37480149
roll and check those too

>>37480149
rollan

>>37482777
nice harem you fucking faggot

>>37483722
fug
rerolling then

>>37480149
Rolliepolloess

>>37480149
roll

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>>37480149
Let's get to it

>>37480149
roll 69 go

>>37480149
Rollan for 6

>>37480149
rollin

>>37480149
they see me rolling

rolllin

>>37480693
Sauce pls

>>37480149
Roplla

>>37480149
Tfw when wife is loving skelle

>>37480149
rollen

I can do it I can do it!

>>37480149
ROOOOOOLL

>>37480149
I NEED A GF PLS

>>37480089
44kg gf ez press I can actually ohp 1 plate

>>37480149
r

>>37480149
Rolling

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>>37480149
I'm ready

>>37481633
topkek

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>>37484099
k i'm butch now or something

>>37480149
Lesgomayne

>>37480149
Dubs get

>>37480149
xD

>>37480149
Rull

>>37480149
fuck this shit

>>37480149
Roll

>>37480149
Rolling for 000

>>37480089
>no gf
>no weight

Come at me bro.

>>37480149
Ok

>>37480149
rololol

>>37480149

>>37480149
slut to tomboy plsssss

>>37480089
>135
Yeah I think I could get just one rep of that.

>>37480149
roll

My girlfriend weighs 90 pounds

>>37480089
Well pressing nothingness in the air is pretty easy so most of fit is allowed to post :^)

>>37480149
rolllingggggggg

I can do so easily

>>37480149
roll

>>37484616
i dont fucking want it

reroll

>>37484616
>>37484626
topkek

>>37484626
I DONT WANT IT

>>37480149
Rolling Stone

>>37484642
This is great because I'm mildly autistic too

Girls are easily convertable

>>37480149
Rollerino

>>37480149

rolling

>>37480149
Roll

125lbs ya think I got it

>>37480149
gimme the tomboy
> muh dick
> totally not homo in denial

>>37480149
trying my luck

>>37481695
>implying you could the press for cardio

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
dubs roll lets see

>>37480149
Fukin roll

>>37480149
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE NUMBER OF REPLIES TO THIS POST

>>37480149
Roollloin

>>37480149
give gf

>>37480149
LMAO

>>37480149
rawling nig

>>37480149
henry rollins

>gf weighs 45kg
Thank you Chinese genetics

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149

rollan

>>37480149
Why do people even make these

>>37480149
Oh fug

>105lbs

sweet

>>37480149
roll !

>>37480149
I'm tired of rolling alone

>>37485456
reroll, I'd rather be alone than fat

>>37480149
gib tomboy pls

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>no gf no problem.

>>37480149
Roll

>>37485487
source friend

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
rollinz

>>37480149
rollin

>>37485487
>>37485551
please respond i even found your post on /h/

>>37480149
Roll

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>>37480149
Rollin

>>37485551
I posted it in the hopes that somebody else would know.
;^)

>>37485735
what is he playing?

>>37480149
also roll

>>37480149
rollerblades

>>37480149
whoever i get sits on my face

>>37480149
Rawl

Tfw average fillipino low test 5'2 qt3.14 gf

>>37480149
didn't read any of them, just rolling

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>>37480149
Hooooo doggy

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>>37480149
Fug

>>37480149
roll

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>>37480149
Rollan. Oh buddi.

>>37480149
roll1

>>37480149
Fuck it why not

>>37480149
Roll

>>37480149
Uppity slut, pls!

>>37480149
roll

Ez. GF is barely lmao 1pl8 bench.

>>37486755
>being a slave is a ""penalty"""

Good taste tho lad

>>37480149
>
roll

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
roll for trips

>>37480089

I OHP 100kg
My gf keeps saying shes fat (she's not, but women) so probs can't OHP her.

>>37480149

GRILLFREN

>>37480149

If 00, my life is over and I'll do whatever anon tells me.

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>>37480149
ayy

>>37486843
>OHP is 100kg
>says girlfriend isn't fat
>cant OHP her

She's a lard ass, anon. I'm willing to bet you are, too ^_^ <3

>>37480149
c u r i o u s

>>37480149
Rull

>>37480149
Roll

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>>37480149
holy shit

>>37480089
Jokes on you, 8 year olds are really light

>>37480149
rolando

>>37480979
You just made up like 3 of those muscle groups, didn't you

>>37480149
7 baby!

>>37480149
rollerino

>>37480149
Class Rep onegaishimasu

>>37487658
Arigatou roll kami-sama.

>>37480149
Roll for tomboy

>>37480089
I could get pretty fucking close. She's 160 pounds. I just imagine her screaming at me to not drop her while laughing would have me start a giggle fit and then we'd collapse in a heap. I lift my 100 pound kid all the time though.

>>37480149
pls

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>>37480149
Haha surely fixed the thread

>>37480146
2 fingers down the throat, 2 in the ass, thumb in the vag to anchor for support.

Is this fucking amateur hour?

>>37480149
Rollan dolan

>>37480149
Rolling the dice

>>37480149
lel

>>37480149
r

>>37480149
rolland 1945

>>37488166
oh
NO I've become a fativist

>>37480149
nice fix m8, rolling

>>37480149
rollen

>>37480149
rolling

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
roll

>>37480149
rolling for a 7

>>37480149
Galko is my waifu

I'm gay

>>37480149
rollerino

>>37480149
Rooooooooooll

>>37480149

ROLL