>you're in the gym when this guy slaps your ass

>>37474857
Tell him "Y-you too"

Suck him off for that protein obviously you fucking faggot

>>37474857
Slap his ass back, then ask for his routine for legs so I can shape my chubby birthing hips into man hips like his.

ask for another

has a guy ever actually slapped your ass at the gym?

Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.

>>37474918
you cant reshape your hips, anon

>>37475026
Let me believe.

>>37474982
>Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.
That's very lewd, anon.

>>37474982
d'aww anon is afraid of boys!

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Get dubs

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>>37474857
Suck his dick right then and there

>>37474857

69 in the showers

Say thank you.

apologize for jizzing everywhere and wipe down the equipment.

>>37474857
most guys that big are openly gay. the rest are in the closet.

>question is moot

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h-high test thread?

>>37475345
Put on your trip Boardie.

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>>37475345
ayy bb u want some fuk?

Cardio, like running some 15km away from him.

>>37474857
that's gay

>>37474857
That ass tho
>no homo

Take the compliment and move on

>>37475432
for reel

Probably blush a little. Maybe get a halfy

File a sexual harassment lawsuit

>>37475111
>implying its cute to want to beat people who slap your ass
yeah, nah, not everyone's a fairy, elton john.

Give him a strongly worded lecture about rape culture, grab my wife's son and leave.

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>>37474857
I want to say something like "grab his crotch and kiss him passionately" but in reality I'd probably just blush and walk away shyly

a-ask if he wants to be my bf

or at least ask if he wants to fuck me silly

>>37475368
yeah right boardie wishes he had an ass like that

>>37474857
>wait til he is mid deadlift
>slap those pursed cheeks with the power of a thousand suns

Probably fuck him to collect his sperm so I can birth his children, for aesthetic though.

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>>37475112
You mean these?

>>37477830
No these

yall gay