$3.5 high protein chocolate cake, 1200 calories, 125 g of protein,

>doesn't post recipe for shit looking cake

Are you gonna post a recipe or keep being a retard?

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>>37466871
NIGGA yo boy eating good.

>>37466873
You need a pack of oreos, 5 scoops of whey chocolate protein, and some peanut butter. SCOOP the FUCK out of the oreo's creme filling, put it in a bowl, crush the oreos in ur container, put in protein powder, put some water in der and mix until it's like cake batter. Cook it for 4 mins on a microwave, then put your oreo/peanut butter filling in the microwave til it gets runny then pour it on.

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>>37466897
eat on this shit throughout the day

>>37466856
I just mix and bake
>6 eggs (egg whites to thick foam and then incorporate the rest)
>3scoops
>4tbsp cocoa
>sweetener, vanilla
tastes like sweet dishwashing sponge.

I'm not responsible if you choke on it and die. have water handy.

you can also make lebroteinchef's mug brownie. tastes about the same.

>>37466903
POO IN TUB

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>>37466976
IT YOU

>>37466897
>that recipe
Kali Muscle, is that you?

Jokes aside, sounds pretty good, if not verrry rich. I might try it some day I got the calories to spare.

>inb4 OP is Kali Muscle and this gets posted on YouTube with the title HYPHY DOGSHIT 1200+ CALORIES BA BAP
>inb4 DEY KILL A NIGGA IN DA PEN FO A SCOOP O DIS

if you didn't read OP in kali muscle's voice, you haven't watched enough hyphy cooking videos

>>37468362
AYY BITCH MICROWAVE DIS SHIT FO ME DIS SOME HYPHY SHIT DEY STAB A NIGGA FO SOME O DIS BA BAP YOU DON'T NEED NO STEROIDS IF YOU GOT DIS
SHIT MAYNE BA BAP IF YOU AIN'T EATIN DEM CALORIES YOU AIN'T NEVA GONNA GET BIG

>>37467652
My youngsters got a sweet tooth, I'm giving back to the community. Truthfully this cake is magical, even if you finna lose weight

>>37468362
I don't even watch his videos and read it in his voice...

>>37466897
>oreos

pass

>>37468673
bitch you aint ever gonna get swole

>>37466897
i'd rather drink 3 40g shakes and eat the fucking oreos.

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>>37466897
Kali muscle pls go

>>37468783
so pick a different cookie then?

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I swear this dude is going to kill some dyel with his hyphy recipes. Who needs protein anyway.

>>37470044
that why you add in the protein powder

>>37470044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w

lol that guy is gold

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you best believe hyphy cake taking over the world, YEAH