How many fucking calories is in a Venti Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold

>he fell for the ground jewbean water meme

>starbucks.com
>vanilla syrup serving size and calories

nicca

>Food from a major chain
>Not just reading the calories at their fucking website
Never gonna make it

>>37451449
Just get black coffee, moron.

>>37451467
forgot

>basic subtraction

404 noodle

>>37451466
Caffeine is nice and I like to blend in with the normies.

>>37451467
>2016
>can't read

NO vanilla syrup you faggot

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>>37451482
SUBTRACT YOU FUCKING DIP

YOU FIND OUT THE CALORIES IN THE DRINK
FIND OUT THE CALORIES IN THE SYRUP
AND THEN YOU FUCKING SUBTRACT

I start working at starbucks as a barista tomorrow. Is this a /fit/ summer job? Will I meet grills

>>37451495
you won't

>>37451495

Youll meet grills but they won't speak to you unless it's about their drink and how you probably didn't make it right

Get out while you can just don't do it it's a shit job

>>37451495
Worked in Starbucks for a while in college

No, you won't meet girls. You'll meet guys.

>>37451549
h-high test guys?

>>37451549
fugg. are you for real? why?

>>37451495
> living in burgerstan
> making coffee fit for human consumption

>>37451594
Because it's a coffee shop. It's not manly. It's like working in a Walmart and expecting a rich GF.

>>37451594
Because baristas are cream-skinned lanklet skellies with body tattoos of flowers, ear gauges, spider bites, and dyed hair damaged from being over straightened and smell like lilacs.

Have you ever been to a coffee shop?

Do you guys actually buy coffee from baristas instead of having a plunger in your house and buying ground beans?

I can't tell if I'm on a ruse cruise or not.

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>>37451851
I literally just go to coffee shops to buy their beans. Starbucks has actually good beans even. The reason their black coffee tastes like ass is because they usually expect people to sugar/cream it up and don't give a fuck about properly brewing their coffee.

>mfw asked if i want my beans grounded for me

>>37451875

>Starbucks has actually good beans even.

Not at that price.

>>37451894
If you're paying less than $10 for a bag of coffee beans it's either shit coffee or you're in Colombia.