/fit/ how do I leave humanity behind and become a fit monk who

>>37422419
Have you tried leaving humanity behind, being a fit monk and disregarding material things?

Give away all your things except one tunic, a razor, a bowl, a scoop and mutant powder.

>>37422419
The key to enlightenment is living without greed, pain, ego, or fear. Cover every mirror in your house and slowly give things up. In a couple months you should be down to 1-2 drab outfits. Eat simple food, with minimal processing and cooking involved and drink only water. Accept that you have no control over anything around you, but perfect control over yourself. Meditate at least an hour daily.

Lads, I don't believe in the supernatural, so genuine monkdom is out of bounds unless I lie - but what's the closest equivalent I can do?

>>37422803
Monks don't believe in the supernatural either.

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>>37422419

>>37422819
>le ebin 'Buddhists don't actually believe what they believe' maymay

Go away Sam Harris, you're full of shit.

>>37422419
SS + GOMAD

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>>37422515
/thread

>>37422842

Exactly what do buddhists believe, then?

>>37422803
That would make you an ascetic.

>>37422419
>I'm a pathetic loser at life, so I'm considering going coocoon* mode. While at it, I'll embrace the NEET lifestyle 24/7, I'll perform glorified eastern bodyweight exercises, I'll focus my autism on controlling my movements in autismal details and basically I'll became an hobo since I'm disregarding mom's basement as well and I've no job and no followers nor worshippers throwing money at me for doing absolutely nothing

*pronunciation: cuckcuckoon

>>37423054
you sound boring lol have fun at the office

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>>37422819
The word monk literally means "practitioner of a religion"

>>37423054
>a retarded underage summerfag making a pathetic attempt to be funny

hilariously cringe desu

>>37422562
kek

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>>37423080
thank you for the upvote!

>>37423017
Buddhism

>>37422419
Getting off 4chan would probably be a good start.

>>37423096
>implying there's anything supernatural about buddhism

>>37422419
>become a monk
>live in mountains
>disregard material things
It's simple.

>>37422419

You could always just smoke a bunch of weed and pretend like you are one.

>>37423343
>hungry ghosts
>reincarnation
>heavenly realm
Confirmed for clueless Westerner who thinks Buddhism isn't just as based on superstition and bullshit as Abrahamic religions.

>>37423429
I hate those fucking cunts.

>Technically, Buddhism isn't a religion!!!

>>37423343
What is reincarnation
What is karma
What are the neraka
What are the preta
What are the Asuras
What are the Devas
Who are the Buddhas

>>37422419

>read meditations by marcus aurelius
>lift weights
>accept that you will always be a virgin
>move to the woods

There ya go

>>37423448
Except technically it is. So those aren't even able to argue semantics.

>>37422562
>A Scoop
C'mon

>>37423343
They have a whole fucking cosmology that contains like several thousand planets and worlds, where some are super hellish and others are fucking surreal paradises full of nice beautiful people.

Buddhism is crazy. But buddhism is super comfy and Chinese buddhist chants make me feel so damn calm.

>>37423479
Don't forget the Discourses of Epictetus and the Enchiridion.

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>>37423471
>implying that all isn't natural forces of the universe we live in

Again, there is nothing SUPERnatural about these things.