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Tips for upcoming Cunts Hoaxing Assblasted Dweebs

>workout in secret as hard as you can at home, then go to the gym and dick around

>have a ton of female friends and imply you're fucking all of them but never openly admit if you are or not

>whenever you're going out with friends, suggest getting the biggest, meatiest pizza possible

>perma cut in secret

>At parties, bring a flask filled with water or fill up your cup with only water then act progressively more asinine the more water you drink

>make and hold neutral eyecontact with all your m8s girls, then ignore them, and feed off the energy they invest into trying to lock eyes again as they desperately try to figure out wtf just happened between you

>if a girl says she's taken tell her she's your type

>if a girl says she has a bf tell her you don't particularly give a fuck

>dress as normie as humanly possible but speak as though you're on some next level sage shit

>be really good at cooking for no damn reason

>fill out your music and movie collection with random shit like Pride & Prejudice, Phantom of the Opera, or Spongebob

>swear you love that random shit when a girl giggles over you having it. This has scored me ridiculous amounts of pussy.

>never be nice, but try your best to be sweet

>Treat every guy you meet like they're an old friend. Betas will shut down completely, and potential friends will immediately think you're cool as fuck. Or suspicious, but still cool as fuck.

>Have a ton of really awesome stories that never really happened. Approach this like a method actor. Watch Resevoir Dogs to get the idea.

>Be up to date with current slang and use it as often as possible to flavor that sage shit you'll be dishin

>Embrace your new identity as a member of our pussy plugging, cock blocking crew