ITT: Vanity lifts that obese autists do in the hopes of impressing

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>>37409598
this is terribad b8

pls jump off a cliff

>>37409598
weighted dips
sumo deadlifts

Sorry you're too weak for the big three, bucko

>>37409598
>ITT: Vanity lifts that obese autists do in the hopes of impressing girls at the gym who are inevitably repulsed

>All of them

there you go op, don't beat around the bush next time

also saged

>>37409598
Deadlift 100%

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>>37409598
>Low bar squat

HOW DO I LOW BAR MORE THAN I HIGH BAR??!?!

I have tried LITERALLY a dozen times to make it work, but anything past 100kg feels like my shoulders, elbows and back will snaparoo into tiny pieces!

>>37409622

Sumo is literally neckbeard the lift

>>37411162
you're literally summer

>>37409598
Curls and only curls

>bench press
The ultimate meme-lift

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>>37409598
Jokes on you I do them to impress men and hopefully one of them will complement me and go out with me.

>vanity
>squats and deads

Big legs aren't attractive though.

HAHA good joke OP. It's funny because all of those lifts are functional and the exact opposite of what one would call "vanity lifts" That's the joke. Good thread OP.

>>37409747
You shouldn't be feeling strain I'm any of those areas. Maybe we could meet up irl and I could check your form