Hey /fit/ I'm meeting the girl I like at a bar this weekend.

you won't lose your progress you faggot. i was doing this once a week and my cut was glorious.

if you're worried about it drink rum and diet or something.

drink vodka you little faggot

>>37387780
If you're meeting a girl you like why the fuck would you want to get destroyed at the bar? I've never understood this reasoning. Sure, have a drink or two, but why would you want to get fucked up, make an ass of yourself, have shitty sex, and not remember a thing?

Drink gin, vodka or whiskey.

Either liquor shots (vodka probably), or liquor mixed with diet soda are your best bet. Still gonna have plenty of calories from the alcohol though.

>>37387801
Because I'm not trying to fuck her at the bar. We're just gonna have a good time and party. What's the point of trying to fuck someone everytime you hang out?

It's your cheat day

>>37387822
Regardless, I don't understand the desire to get absolutely wasted. I mean I know it's easy to get tipsy and lose track and then get fucked up, but I never get why people are excited about it to the point of planning on it. I fucking hate hangovers and being blackout drunk. It's bad for your body, and embarrasses you in front of your friends. Just have a few drinks for fun and confidence, and actually enjoy your night. Plus you get to keep your gains and liver.

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>>37387852
I think that picture is the funniest thing I've ever seen

>>37387822
>hanging out with a bar slut without the intention of fucking her

you must be nu here

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>>37387822
>Because I'm not trying to fuck her at the bar
literally what is the point of going out with her then

>>37387780
get her fucked up and stay reasonable

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>>37387780
You're supposed to peel off the dildo and let air into the suction part first lmao

>>37388376
How do you even ride that thing? wouldn't your legs be in the way if you bent over in front of it?

>>37387893
>>37387911
/r9k/ pls go

>>37388393
Doggy style and just rock your hips back and forth

>>37388376
Why do you know that?

>>37388376
u gay nigga

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>>37388429
Why do you think anon?

>>37388376
>>37388503

hi trappy

>>37388426
Post a video, for a science thesis I'm working on

>>37387780

Dont get destroyed first of all faggot. Get a decent buzz so the night is enjoyable and you dont act like a fool.

>>37388528
Don't have a stationary camera that can stick to the walls

>>37387838
This. Eat one clean decent meal before you go and drink all you want. Drink water while you're there so you don't skip the gym 2 days later.

>>37387780
tequila is the lowest Calorie hard alcohol

do shots

>>37387822


>i have autism and need to be wasted to avoid appearing socially incompetent