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Alright, bros, I've got a scenario for you. You just finished

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Alright, bros, I've got a scenario for you. You just finished your daily 10 mile run. You somehow forgot your water so you're really thirsty. A random QT walks up to you and hands you a water bottle. You chug the whole thing down without even thinking about it. You realize immediately after that it tasted strange and had a weird viscosity. "What was in that?" You ask. "It was my pussy juice," she answers. What do you do?
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Ridiculous scenario. Nobody on /fit/ runs.
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these are the hard hitting questions I come to /fit/ for
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>>37335363
"let me get a refill"
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>that guy who water bottle at the gym
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>>37335387
/thread
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>>37335363
Yell:"Twinkie house!"
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That situation actually happened to me the other day, except it was a 5 mile post workout jog on the treadmill, and she gave me back my water bottle with water still in it, I said "Thank you" she said "you're welcome" and we parted ways in an non-autistic fashion.
Good times.
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>>37335392
gtfo /b/ fag, yor raids are shit and so are you.
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Define pussy juice.

Does she mean she squirted into the bottle?
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>>37335411
>yor
What the fuck man
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>>37335428
shit, typo.
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>>37335415
By pussy juice I think he means juice from her pussy you RETARDED ILLITERATE FUCKTARD
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>>37335411
>that guy who is angry because his gains are shittier than some dudes from /b/ at the gym
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>>37335442
There is more than one type of juice that can come out of a pussy. But I guess virgins like yourself wouldn't know that.
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>>37335452
>dudes from /b/
>gains
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>>37335499
youd be surprised by some newfags
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>>37335490
Well since you're an expert in vaginas, tell me what kind of distinguishable vaginal fluids exist?
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>>37335540
>genuinely wanting to know about vaginas
dude, you will die a virgin. I can smell the autism from here.
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>>37335540
Blood
Lubricant
Squirt (which is actually piss)
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I would tell her that she can leave whebever she wants but first she has to eat the eggs.

After I would take my 5 morning scoops in front of her and yell GET BIG CMOOOOON MLADY.

Then I would ask her to take me a pic to brag about my FACE HEIGHT AND FRAME on my favorite place of the internet (/fit/)

Finally I would tell her that cardio kill gains and I was just pretending to run so jokes on her,also would tell her to do GOMAD and SS cuz she is not even 200lbs so she is not a real woman.

The as I leave I would yell REEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>>37335540
Not the guy you quoted, but there is piss, vaginal lubricant, and whatever the fuck the liquid that comes out during squirting is.
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>>37335540
fem-smegma (sweat + skin cells)
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>>37335590
It's piss
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>>37335404
HABEEB IT
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>>37335599
But it's always clear, even if she isn't exceptionally hydrated. It also contains urea, but at a lower concentration than normal urine. Fucking weird is what it is. Like a piss abortion or something.
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>>37335621
>Fucking weird is what it is. Like a piss abortion or something.
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>current year
>not drinking love nectar for extra gains
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>>37335573
Yea man tell me about vaginas man i wanna know, god im such a virgin :DD. P-please tell me about vagg water mann so i can jack off my 4x3 virgin peniss hehe senpai
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>>37335685
>>37335685
No more love nectar. rip.
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>>37335363
First thing you should ask is do you have hiv? Because if she does your allowed to sue for them trying to poison your body.
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>>37335788
Autism ?
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>>37335590
>piss
Piss DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA
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>>37335387
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>>37335811
This, piss comes from the anus
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>>37335800
Hey if I get hiv from some bitch I don't even know and she knew I'd be fucking pissed. She'll pay everyday til she dies.
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>>37335621
A study found that bladders of squirters had empty bladders after squirting when their bladders were full before
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>>37335363
punch her in her jew nose.
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