I have the metabolism of a 12 year old according to our scale

>>37328115

GOMAD + DEAD + PMAD

4 SCOOPS CMON SON YEAH!

>>37328115

>normalfag

lel you robot autists have issues.

Remember to sage, report and hide.

/r9k/ is not welcome here.

>>37328115

Seriously what are you bitching about? Eat big (GOMAD is literally for people like you), lift heavy, rest, & repeat. Your Testosterone levels are at their natural peak ffs. You can bulk as much as you want and it will be a piece of cake to cut. You're gonna make it brah.

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>>37328115
>I have the metabolism of a 12 year old according to our scale at home.

According to fucking what?

>>37328185
>12 year old
>test natural peak
No children can't add muscle like that, they're always scrawny as shit for a reason. I can after 2 years in the gym only bench 50 kg.

>>37328256
There are scales measuring that you idiot

>>37328302
>There are scales measuring that you idiot

>>37328181
this

>>37328302
How do they measure your metabolism? With a probe?

>>37328115
First of all those scales are crap. Secondly, and more importantly, what makes you think that a low or high metabolism in any way prevents you from "adding" muscle?
Here's a hint: it doesn't. Sorry pal, you've gotta find another excuse.

Threads like this literally emit cancer

> scales that measure your metabolism

literally wat

>Dump r9k frogposter making threads about imaginary problems again
What's else is new?

I actually went on r9k just now and trolled with a thread that had a picture of Arnold. They are some seriously bitter people. It was pretty funny.

>>37328302
>There are scales measuring that you idiot
I'll take "useless inaccurate piece of shit gimmick devices for gullible retards" for $100, Alex.