>tfw 5'7.5" How do I kill myself painlessly?

>>37271994

Sodium pentobarbital. It's the gold standard for exiting. 100% painless and instant. I can get you some. Give me your email if you're serious.

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>>37271994
I'm FIVE SEVEN, and I eat PIZZA while you think about KILLING YOURSELF. Either DO IT or become a CHAD.

>>37272084
how can you become a chad when you're not even 5'9"?

>>37272089
It's EASY when you live in the CITY, where there will always be someone SHORTER or TALLER than you

>friend
Don't lie to me, manlet. We both know you don't have friends.

>>37272036
Not op, but [email protected]

>>37272084
literally 0 lats

>>37273541
he has no muscle anywhere except his arms. i can't believe people like this actually exist. instead of doing a million variations of curls and tricep isolations he could have just done a few compound movements and achieved a much nicer physique AND spent less time at the gym. the stupidity and ignorance of people astounds me.

>>37274748
he's still appealing to women

>>37274767
he could be more appealing and have more free time to boot, oh and he'd be stronger too

>>37274775
his body has a weird composition i agree, some wide-grip pullups would serve him well

>>37271994
be a man, faggot.
I'm 5'10 and balding. Don't see me killing myself over it.

if youre not a CHAD you will NEVER get LAID

so just STAY here on 4CHAN

>>37272089

Move to Asia.

Not even kidding. I lived there for years. As a 6'1" alpha chad, I was of course hip deep in babes 24/7. But my mates who were ugly lil manlet trolls were still Chads just because they were white. They had harems, dude. Top tier model chicks (by Western standards) were theirs (and yours) for the taking. My mates all said that they wouldn't even be able to get a glance from such women at home, but in Asia, they were fawning.

>>37271994
nitrogen

nitrogen replaces oxygen in body without the brain knowing

so you just fall asleep

>>37271994
Don't worry Anon, you're still tall enough where you can disguise your manlet status. Here's what I do (I'm 5'8"):
>Wear thick-soled shoes
You can get like 2" of extra height and nobody will notice as long as your shoes look classy.
>Get /fit/ beyond /fit/
>Act like an alpha
One of my coworkers who's like 4" taller than me even with my thick-soled shoes told me he forgot how short I really was cuz I seem bigger. Made my day.

Being shorter than the ideal just means that you need to work harder on your Presence and Charisma.