how do I help my bearded dragon get gains? I feel like he wants

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2016-05-22 18:54:16 Post No. 37267801
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 18:54:16 Post No. 37267801 [Report]

how do I help my bearded dragon get gains? I feel like he wants to lift with me but he doesn't know how

Anonymous 2016-05-22 18:57:24 Post No.37267837
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Back when I had a home gym my cat would sit and watch me squat.
Then it does so I started going to a gym.

Anonymous 2016-05-22 18:59:02 Post No.37267858
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 18:59:02 Post No.37267858 [Report]

If by "dragon" you actually mean "yourself," then yeah... this is pretty "plausible." These dragons are proof that animals/humans are no different wherever they come from (all can excel), and as far as their being dragons, it just means that lifting can be found anywhere.... Remember, we are all One Human Family...when we became divided (?) only God knows. I hope we recognize we are all One... even if we realize it right before the world ends... If for just one minute, we all look at each other and realize we are looking at mirrors - that we are staring at ourselves, all of us God - that would be a moment worth all eternity. Don't let Rulers pretend you are different from each other, because, besides minor interests and different physical attributes, we are all ONE... that Oneness, and that conscious knowing of it,... that is God. It is quite beautiful. I hope these dragons (all dragons) live great lives, despite the illusory borders that surround them.

Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:00:40 Post No.37267878
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:00:40 Post No.37267878 [Report]

>>37267858
wat

Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:04:38 Post No.37267922
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:04:38 Post No.37267922 [Report]

>>37267801
>how do I help my bearded dragon get gains?
SS+GOMAD

Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:07:28 Post No.37267949
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:07:28 Post No.37267949 [Report]

>>37267858
lsd?

Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:12:10 Post No.37268022
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:12:10 Post No.37268022 [Report]

>>37267922
how to make them compatible with a quadruped?

Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:13:47 Post No.37268047
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 19:13:47 Post No.37268047 [Report]

>>37267858
lmao ok anon I'm spreading this pasta with you now

Anonymous 2016-05-22 20:47:22 Post No.37269043
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 20:47:22 Post No.37269043 [Report]

>>37267801
My beardie just hit pupertiy and attacks his reflection.

Anonymous 2016-05-22 20:54:21 Post No.37269101
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Anonymous 2016-05-22 20:54:21 Post No.37269101 [Report]

>>37267858
Holy shit lads, we're watching the birth of a pasta. The origin thread is still up if you want to go find it. One of those grills laughing at /fit/izens about vidya gaem.

Anonymous 2016-05-22 21:00:44 Post No.37269163
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