>haven't seen grandpa in four months. > see him today

>>37259249
please tell me you arm wrestled him and let him win.

>>37259307
Yeah!
>make it look like a struggle
> he pins me and wins.
>"I guess I need to work more so I can catch up to you paw paw"
His look on his face, will make me smile for ages.

>>37259307
>>37259326

Excuse me if I am being autistic but shouldn't someone naturally want their descendants to outdo them?

>>37260159
YEAH GET FUCKED GRANDPA YOU GOT FUCKING REKT CUNT BET YOUR NEVER GOING TO CHALLENGE ME TO AN ARM WRESTLE EVER AGAIN YOU OLD FAGGOT

>>37259249
Similar situation here but with my uncle.

Except he has old man muscles. You know the ones from doing manual labor for 60 years and lifting heavy shit just to survive type muscles?

He still destroys me in arm wrestling.

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>>37259249
>haven't seen grandpa in my life

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>>37259249
>either of his granpas are still alive
The grandpa on my mother's side taught me how to be righteous and the grandpa on my father's side taught me how to be hard working, but it was too late for me to become mature enough to appreciate their lessons.
Treasure your time with him, anon.

>>37260159
Hahahahahahahah
Not in my family
"i dont like the fact that my children led fuller lives then me" my grandfather would tell me this as a kid, i think there was literally no love in the world up until like the 60s

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>>37259326
>dreading the coming day where my grampa dies

i do not enjoy this feeling

>all my grandpas are dead and were freedom fighters that killed British and Israeli scum

Will never live up to the baseness of them

>>37260159
Maybe later

Right now you let them win, later on you outdo them.

>>37260675
>Tfw Grandpa was a high ranking goverment official who died from cancer
>Tfw other grandpa is dads side so I don't give a fuck about them., parents moved anyways.

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You mean you don't to gay bars just to get mired by the fags?

>>37260709
I go into gay chat rooms on my cam and usually have at least a dozen guys end up watching me.

I'm not gay though but they seem to love it when I spread my asshole open for them

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Having good parents and grandparents is a great feeling

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>tfw the only time I saw my grandpa was at his funeral

>>37260400
>talking with my mom about going fishing in Costa Rica with some friends
>she has a sad smile, says "You know, your grandpa would have really liked you."

Fuck.

My grandpa was a commercial fisherman, the type of man who sometimes went hungry so my mom never would.

Treasure your parents and grandparents, anons. You don't know how much time they have.

>>37259249
My first mire ever was after I was lifting for 4-5 months and i hadn't told anyone.
My good friend who is a skinny fat Warhammer, DnD, PC gamer type who also has read hair, pony tail, fluffy side burns and a beard made a tiny comment on my gains. One of the best feelings I've ever had.

>>37259249
>one grandpa died before i was born
>other one died when i was about 2
>great uncle who was like a grandpa died a few years ago
>always being told about my uncle who died before i was born and how well we would have got along

fuck these feels

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>>37259249