I'll admit that I can't lift as much weight as you

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I'll admit that I can't lift as much weight as you guys can.

I spent my teenage years fucking hot underage girls, playing guitar like a master, organizing charity events, going to interesting places with friends, saving money, and studying hard so I could actually accomplish something in my life.
While a lot of guys developed muscles, I developed my social and artistic skills and then, because of all that book learnin' and saving I did, I went on to university.
I didn't have time to lift weights, play sports, etc.

I do have time to get fit now that I'm an adult, except the difference is that I have a huge network of friends, contacts, an education, and a lifetime of good experiences, rather than just spending my best years in a musty workout room, and in a couple years I'll be more fit than most of the people who took the other route, since they seem to mostly end up working shitty jobs in construction, policing, etc and eventually letting themselves go.

I suppose what I'm saying is: Fuck you. I can only bench 1 plate, right now, but I can LIFE way fucking harder than most of you faggots ever will, and those gains don't go away after you've got them.