No /fps/ fit? >loch Tess Munster said she doesn't care

i say we carve the fat out of them with a rusty fork

>>37234355
>someone actually found the pussy on that
>someone actually came inside that

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>can't tell a fatt is pregnant.
Sorry.

Let's discuss fat people pushing unhealthy lifestyles on the next generation.

>have fatass sis in law
>has three kids
>she first kid was born she let him eat pizza and ice cream the second he grew a tooth
>her and the baby daddy had to move in with his parents
>she calls my in-laws one night, complaining they are force feeding the baby a salad
>in-laws enable her fat delusion so they drove 2 hours to bring her and the baby a cheesestake.
>she told his parents she was "taking the baby on a walk."
>snuck out to the car and fed the baby the cheesestake.

The kid is now 3 and over 50lbs.

>>37234355

I couldn't give a fuck about her size, it's more the fact that she's a lying, manipulative, attention seeking fraud that pisses me the fuck off. Fat people can be good people too, but not this evil piece of blubbery shit, oh no. She personifies everything toxic about fatness.

>>37234395
>cheesestake

>>37234395
The other sister however has one kid. He's 8 and this is what he's gone through.

>was told at 3 liking Katy Perry was stupid, she was unrealistic and he should want a girl like his mother.
>at 6 refused to eat Halloween candy because he "didn't wanna get diabetes."
>will not eat birthday cake (even his own) because he doesn't wanna end up like his mother
>knows she has never taken him to the park, movies or any event because she's so fat and lazy so my husband and I take him everywhere.
>said he lies to her face that she isn't fat when she asks him because he doesn't wanna "hurt her feelings."

Kid is underweight. You can see his ribs. His fat three year old 50lbs cousin is heaver than his 8 year old ass.

My husband and I lush healthy eating and basic nutrition on him so he isn't afraid of food anymore.

He finally lost it and told her "you wouldn't be so fat if you ate better." She yelled at me about it but the kid isn't wrong.

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i don't know why but this image triggers me so fucking much
>I can't cook, therefore fitness is bad

>>37234442
>>37234395
I always question why I should have children, considering it being a burden onto the world, yet these posts remind me every time you choose to not have a child groomed for success some retard is having 3 children born to be leeches on society.

The only reason to have children nowadays is to pass on your skills an property so retards like these won't destroy your community when you're gone.

Had a great conversation with my dad last week about fatties. Anybody else have based parents when it comes to fatties?

>>37234442
Doing God's work, anon. Don't let that little nigga go by the wayside.

>>37234616
My dad told be about a fatty he dated before he met my mom.
He broke up with her and she kept calling him and threatening to kill herself, he said to her,
>Wait! I'll be right over with a stronger rope.

>>37234355
Look how she doesn't show the bottom part of that fatty belly.
There's a sac of fat hanging over that fatgina.

>>37234355
i hope she loses the baby.

>>37234355
Damn, she must have eating a HUGE dinner in that pic.

What do you think she ate bruhs?

Pretty face, disgusting body. Shame on you.

>>37234873
Who would be a better question to be honest

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DAILY REMINDER

>>37234442
Please call CPS on this idiot family. Those kids need a chance at life.... Nothing makes me angrier than assholes like this that try to ruin their children.

Fuck go ahead and be a fat obese fuck if you want, just don't force your lifestyle on innocent children

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>hot day
>sitting under bus shelter with two old ladies beside me
>spot a hamplanet across the street
>traffic clears, she comes stomping across the road, sweating profusely
>notice her eyes are locked on my seat as she comes beelining toward my direction
>swinging her body from side to side to gain maximum speed
>now charging directly at me like an elephant chasing a lion
>manage to get out of the way at the last minute and avoid certain death as she collaspes on the seat

>>37234932
So beautiful

>>37234932
I kind of like her dress
I like the upper part embroidery

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>>37234395
>tfw has 3 yr old who sprints around a track and still want to be chased and tossed around
>tfw heart breaking for kid I can't save

>>37234442
Bless you anon.

>>37234799
I like your dad. Tell your dad that an anonymous guy on a site about peruvian coffee brewing likes him.

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Oh boy I got some

>be me
>one of my gf's fat friends (male) does some meme crash diet
>only drinks self pressed fruit juice and literally eats/drinks nothing else
>fat man has a gf, call her gf 2
>gf 2 also kinda fat, nowhere near fat man, but has many mental issues so no gf-material for a sane man
>fat man isn't that super willed and sometimes pigs out for example when we all meet up (literally devoured 600grams of steak)
>meme diet plus weak will results in no big success
>whatASuprprise.jpg
>one day we talked about fitness in a friend group
>me and my gf are the only regular sized
>gf 2 brings up: "Well, i like my men chubby with """a bit""" of belly, cause I wanna have something to cuddle."
>mfw she only said that to comfort fat man not to leave her, since due to hear (probably) self claimed issues she won't find anyone else

FUCK, fat man wants to chanfe his life, even if it's just a a meme diet, and then that cunt always stands in his way

>>37234951
Yeah, it would make a nice jetski cover.

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>>37234989

>FUCK, fat man wants to chanfe his life, even if it's just a a meme diet, and then that cunt always stands in his way

You honestly believe that? She isn't the one putting the fork to his mouth and putting the miles under his feet. He can eat less sugar every day, cut out processed food, red meat, and walk 30 mins a day and weight would come right off.

Both fat man and gf 2 know that gf 2 wants that big brandon carter bbc and his sweet abs and thicc glutes. Being a fat unhealthy man is like being a hammer without a head that can only remove other people's screws instead of hammering in his own.

Have you ever been so lazy that you tried to change the entire concept of health and beauty so you could eat that bag of chips without feeling guilty?

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>>37235036
You got a point there anon

But the thing is whenever he goes on sone memestreak, gf 2 goes on some counter-action

Another one
>me and fat man work in my appartment when i moved
>laying floors, electrics, etc., fat man is a homework-god, can fix/build anything
>knowing he tries to cut weight i prepare us a big bowl of Tuna salad (not the mayo drenched one, the healthy version)
>hard day of work + good nutrition= good for fat man
>an hour later as I skype with him i hear him chewing on something
>"what are you eating, man? Wasn't the salad enough?" (note that gf 2 knew about ghis cutting plans
>fat man: "oh, when I came home, my gf preparec some oven-fresh lasagna for me and sge instantly cut me off a big piece, can't say no to that, lol."

REEEE
What is wrong with het

>>37234989
lol you're delusional enough for everyone in that story involved

also
>not just taking the gf2 into a threesome with your gf

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>>37235153

>what is wrong with him

>"can't say no to that, lol."

He doesn't believe he can be with somebody who treat him right, just like he doesn't believe he can treat himself right by taking a smaller portion of lasagna and having water with his meal instead of soda.

If there's one thing you dad should've told you:

Shit stinks.

The motherfucker has a self-doubt complex and I bet you more than anything he had soda and chips with his lasagna, popcorn with his gf, and his gf cooks for a fat man because she HERSELF doubts her own abilities and believes she should settle for a tubby tub tub.

>>37234420
>she's a lying, manipulative, attention seeking fraud that pisses me the fuck off.

I don't know much about her, aside from the fact she is an icon for really damaged people. I'm curious now Anon, care to elaborate a bit? what horrid things has she done?

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>>37234395
here's the one that isn't (or is less) shopped

>>37234616
My patents don't like it when I go on tirades about how we should drag every single morbidly obese person out into the streets and murder them, but they like to laugh with me about fatlogic.
Ironically:
>Captcha: select all the food

>>37235439

How much does she fucking weigh

>>37234355
Gross

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ayy lmao

>>37235496
if you really want to lose faith in humanity look up simply sara on jewtube

>>37235496

My guess in that pic is 375-400. Hard to tell without knowing her height.

T. ER Nurse.

>>37235566
She's 5'5". I'd think 300lbs tops at that height

>>37235538
that's just retarded, it's one thing to oppose something and another to resort to violence mindlessly

>>37235563
jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>37235439
No wonder she can't lose weight, she has no rectum, so she's just accumulating waste in her body.

>>37234468
>lol catz is like "gross" to salad cuz thay like tastee meat.

My cat actually loves vegetables. Especially Sour Kraut (even before you add the brats)/cabbage, and steamed broccoli. Most cats do, because it clears out their digestive system and helps them dislodge hairballs.

Have these niggers seriously never seen their cat treat their front yard like one big salad bowl?

>>37234799
Dadanon is the new king if /fit/

>>37235586
1300
+775 (2075)
+40 (2175)
+2880 (5055)
+1600 (6655)
i get that it's probably not meant to be 1 serving but that's 6,600 calories in something that could be, like, 1000 or less

>>37234932
kek her tattoo on her right arm is quite fitting.

>>37235538
Her overdrawn clown lips and stencil eyebrows make me think she isn't good enough at makeup to fake her injuries

Fatties cause violence confirmed

Also lol at how she applied fresh lipstick for her injury pic

>>37235582

Only 5'5"? Okay, I was guessing closer to 5'9".

I'd say she's pushing 325.

>>37234616
Yeah my mother hated my father's side of the family and told me how bad fatties were growing up. She's an older cardio bunny. I grew up chubby and she got so proud when I started getting fit.

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>>37235586

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>>37235586
This is just sad desu.
Not disgusting or anything, it literally makes me sad that these people don't realise that they're eating their way to a shitty quality of life and eventually an early death.

>>37235586
You know what keeps me sane with people like this?

They're dying relatively quickly. They're dying and miserable and I don't have to do anything.

>>37235692
>>37235736
>>37235743

i don't hate

i just feel bad :\

>>37235743

Yeah, except when they don't die quickly and cost 10x more in medical care than anyone who doesn't plow their face with concentrated calories all day.

>>37235768
I don't hate the ones that begin making progress to living better lives. Ones that are content eating until they're sick and encourage their life style for children, lying to whoever will listen about how useless diet and exercise are, fuck those. Nature is doing to them what I wish I could. Make them miserable.

Fuck, I get so mad.

>>37235817
true

i guess i don't hate until they start ranting about fatlogic

>>37234799
Kek

>>37234355

when she says she's got a baby inside her, how do we know she didn't just eat it?

>>37235842
how do we know everyone else doesnt have a baby inside them

we cant.

>>37235395

She's the thing that started the #effyourbeautystandards bullshit. Went on to sell T-shirts to her fan base at $40 a pop claiming the proceeds would go to a charity or otherwise noble cause. Proceeds to string along every one for a long time, almost a year iirc, then pockets all the proceeds in the name of "overhead", when it was her and a friend literally selling and shipping them out of her apartment.

There's an imgur archive out there somewhere I saw a while ago but never bothered to save.

Nevermind, two seconds on Google.

http://imgur.com/gallery/260BU

Anyway that's one reason. The other being her whole "natural beauty of the human form" nonsense when every single photo of her is done in a studio, with professional lighting, costumes and makeup, and photoshopped to within an inch of it's life.

She's a liar, a cheat, a hypocrite and overall a toxic, duplicitous and disingenuous human being.

Also sorry for the time between replies, had to get the kids to Grandma's for their sleepover.

>>37234395
How does she wipe her ass???

>>37235889

With hundred dollar bills taken from fat-disabled fans on disability who think they look just like her.

#effyourbeautystandards.

>>37234395
>Dawn of the final day
>24 hours remain

>>37235586
fun fact this woman is in her 20's.

>>37235566
According to sources from last year she was 5'5" 270 lbs and a size 22. I'm also seeing things that say she's a size 28 so I'm not sure how much weight she's gained since that original article I found

>>37234799
basedad
>tfw your dad died when you were 2 or 3
>never got to hear him rage about fatties

>>37236081
Bullshit. There is no way

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>>37234395
>Fat sister getting fatter
>Lives with fat aging parents (who, as much as it pains me to say, were pretty bad parents looking back)
>Has a child
>All the kid wants to do is play and all my sister does is yell at her to shut up
>All my sister feeds to her is candy and shitty food
>Father is desperately trying to get everyone to eat healthier because he saw me lose 150+ lbs after moving out and knows it's possible now but sister is a peice of shit and my mother has given up so he has no one to encourage him and I know how hard it is to keep going in that environment. I do my best.
>It's a huge deal to little femanon when I or my older sister comes over because we actually have to energy to play with her and talk to her, she cries when we leave.
>She's so smart, has so much potential, but has no hope if nothing changes.
>Already spoiled rotten and fake cries to get what she wants.
>I'm leaving for the military soon, won't see her for maybe more than a couple weeks a year so I can't help steer her into the right path.
>Incredibly worried for my blood, I just want her to be okay.

>>37235889

https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM

>>37236155
God damn man you just made me feel things I thought were no longer possible...

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>>37234395
>>37234442
>sorry for blog

At this point I am SO not ready to have kids (I'm 26)
My mother-in-law (who happens to be a ham) REALLY wants grandkids.
I am not ready at all.. and about half of it is because she is awful and I don't want her to ruin my child. She fucked up her dog (best dog ever, she didn't deserve her) by feeding her mc dornalds, and ignoring a skin fungus.
>Long story, the dog had been suffering for years, we cared for her for ~3 months, got Rx shampoo and almost cured her. Monster-in-law just had to shampoo her 2x a week for another month and she would have been cured.
>of course she didn't follow instructions, dog is still suffering.
I'm so mad. I wish I could punch her square in her fat fucking mouth.
I just know that if we have a kid, and she gets involved, that she will secretly feed the kid fucking burgers and bullshit and just generally be awful.
I don't even want a kid at this point, and I wish I was just infertile so I don't have to make an excuse. Maybe just adopt later.
The kicker is that she is an RN.

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>>37235563
Fuck you man, I was eating...

>>37234395

Poorly feeding your children should be considered child abuse.

AMIRITE guys?

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>>37235439

>>37234468
>cucumber
>tomatoes
>basil
>salad
>Taste bad
I hate fat people, why they can't eat not processed food?

>>37234941
You actually gave it up to her?! I always give my seat up to the elderly or disabled but smugly sit there when obese people eye it

>>37234468
tomatoes are actually pretty delicious to me without salt or any dressing bullshit

>>37235586
she's ballooned up over the years even more. I remember she took a break from making vidoes because she was in a fucking coma or something.

In her more recent videos she mutes the mic when she's not talking because she wheezes so much. She literally loses her breath just doing basic kitchen stuff.

Also the hambest is only 37

>>37234395

More of this please. I fucking LOVE big women. I don't give a fuck. I would rail the shit out of her. Goddamn.

>>37236857
Kill
Yourself
Now

>>37235586
>>37236081

SHE'S MARRIED??!!
What's his disability?

>>37234504
>every time you choose to not have a child groomed for success some retard is having 3 children born to be leeches on society.
That just hit hard, anon. I've never wanted kids, but I'm starting to understand why others do.

>>37236872
Nah, I'm good Senpai. Why you mad though? I was just admitting I wanted a crack at her crack.

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fat acceptance threads are OC goldmines

>>37236515
Were you banking on the MiL dying early when you married her daughter? Major red flag

>>37234355

I don't care if it makes me a monster, I can't fucking wait for this enormous bitch to miscarry.

>>37235582

she's over 300 pounds for sure at 5'5"

>>37234468
If I had to eat vegetables to be fit, I'd rather be fat too. Thank God for the iron temple.

>>37235592

Just don't be one of those faggots who slowly kills their cat because "I'm a vegan and I want Mr. Whiskers to share in my diet as well!" Those people make me fucking furious

>>37237037
or her child stays in hospital for months then dies making her broke

>>37234951
Look up Ukrainian embroidered shirts in that case

>>37234932
She must go through a set of shock absorbers a week in that poor little car. :(

>>37237099
>'Murican """""healthcare"""""

>>37234995
Kek

>>37234995
>always
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a37DIP7f1zQ

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While you're at the gym slaving your ass off, counting calories, observing your macros, inserting creatine TESS EATS PIZZA AND GETS LAID BY HER HIGH TEST HUSBAND while you GYMCELS struggle to get laid, even off of tinder. You might as well give up, /flt/

>>37237290
she also stinks eternally

Please god, please watch the Simply Sara videos with Google's auto closed captioning on. Her voice is so god damn fat that Google can't even REMOTELY get close to matching what she's saying. Its so god damn funny

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>>37237284
Did this nigga just eat 4 dominos pizzas!?

>>37236515
Get essure implants and go with the infertility angle or move away and cut contact if you have a kid, otherwise they're not gonna make it.

>>37237336
She also moans like she's being fucked while she eats it. And she gossips about other youtubers with her mouth full of food

>>37235439
The reason she wont lose the weight is because her tattoos would look even more horrendous on loose skin

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>>37234355
TEST IS OVERFLOWING
CANT RESIST
PLEASE LORD

>>37235586

I feel bad for Sara. She seems so sweet. I'd say fuck her parents for not teaching her about food, but they're probably super nice too. I don't know who to be mad at.

>>37234932
Why she just don't die already?

>>37236155
Damn anon, I really don't know what to tell you, I just can hope the little brat gather enough will by itself to overcome her shitty role models and become a respectable human being by herself, is hard but possible

>>37236928
>donate to something that has the word abundant
Jesus I mean this people really can think?

>>37235586
>Salad
>One can of sweetened condensed milk
And she lost me.

>>37235586
At least she uses veggies :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D (kill me pls)

>>37236932
*married her son. I'm not a dude.
>>37237344

I don't really HAVE to decide now, but she is pretty cool except for the way she handles relationships. Idk how to explain it. She is a good person... but how she chooses to show affection/love/support is just in the absolute wrongest way you can think of and she wont listen otherwise. Sugar and expensive clothing, that's what she knows.
Even if I have some experience and knowledge, I obviously have no idea what I'm talking about anything (according to her).
Even if she doesn't have any experience at all, I'm always wrong.
I don't know it's fucking stupid, I'm done.
She's a fat cow that thinks that she knows everything, and just happens to have to be in my life.
I have to work around it because I'm absolutely in love with her son, and my brother-in-law is fucking radical too.

>>37235538
She didn't really give a reason of why she was hit. I don't think people usually go around hitting people on the regular. Maybe she was the problem.

>>37237396
I feel ya mang. This thread is supposed to be fat hate and for me that's haes shit. This I feel sorry for her because she seems so nice and just wants to do what she's doing. Sad and mad at the same time. Hope she changes for the better.

>>37236081
proof????

>>37237929
someone asked her how old she was on one of her videos, she said she is 37. i'm not sure but i think that makes her too old for a high test thread :(

>>37236881
feeder fetish obv

>>37237522 #
sounds pretty much like my mother

Swear to god, if my father dies before her my life is going to turn into the starring role of a Tennessee Williams play.

I hate her so much but there's nothing I can do about it. If my father was as stupid as she is, I'd have no redeemable qualities whatsoever.

She's basically responsible for everything that's wrong in the family, thinks she knows everything, and NEVER listens to anyone else. Always takes the opposite position of whatever anyone has to say, regardless of how insignifigant it is. To her, 'discussing' something is agreeing 100% with her often retardedly incorrect, reactionary opinions. FUCKING... In her mind, she's a rational intelligent individual. BULL GODDAMN SHITE that is. Can't wait until I dom't have to hear her voice screeching about the most insignifigant drivel. Every molehill is a martian mountain when she's around. Goddamned fat cunt. I'll never be able to properly tell her what she deserves to hear because she's my mother.

I could go on and on and on. If this bitch you're dealing with is anything like my mother, that guy had better be an absolutely fantastic human being.

>>37235870
>I have multiple gallstones, like 7 they think.

Holy shit, why isn't she saying eff my organs

>>37237336
But she had diet soda, so its ok.

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>>37238317

>underrated post
>#effmyorgans

>>37236928

They failed so hard. That is hilarious.

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>>37235586
>tfw you hear her wheezing in the background the whole time

>>37234951
That's a moomoo. Dresses have shape

>be me, 6'2" former skinnyfat
>working 5 days a week
>make serious noobgains for 3 months lifting heavy and often
>definition starts to appear in all the right places
>ask gf to pick up milk
>she comes home with cheesecake (my favourite), key lime pie ice cream (favourite) and bbq pork flavoured crisps along with the milk

Is she trying to fatten me up or cancel out my gains? I'm not used to being treated this way. I'm not worried, I can lift it all away and I'm bulking anyhow, but the question stands

>>37235586
>600 GRAMS OF REFINED WHITE SUGAR
>there's less sugar in buttercream frosting
>1 cup of white wine vinegar
>pours in at least 500ml
>1 PINT OF MAYONNAISE

I think I consumed 1000 calories just watching that

>>37238609
She's trying to bribe you into doing something for her. It's what I'd do if I had a bf

>>37236739
cucumber and tomatoes are good. basil and lettuce are shit tho. I don't give a fuck what you niggers say, that shit taste horrible. taste like fucking water dirt. some of the worst greens out there. i rather eat some steam cabbage with onions and potatos.

>>37238647
Then the joke's on her, I'll do anything if she just asks. I'd climb a mountain and swim an ocean for her if it means I get a few hours of peace and quiet to myself.

>>37234504
Oh shit I never thought of it like that. My kids would get all my stupid flaws but man compared to some people...

>>37237161
>Shock absorbers

I lel'd

>>37238218
The glass managerie?

>>37236774
Real MVP. Whenever I see fat people in the city bus handicap and elderly seat, I glare the shit out of them and wish an old lady gets in so I can yell at a mofo

>>37234395
>she first kid was born she let him eat pizza and ice cream the second he grew a tooth
>PIZZA
>tfw you will be training HARD in the GYM while her first kid will be BANGING STACY

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Ad on a German sub station.
Translation: Your decision. Fit in 20 minutes

>>37236515
>I wish I was infertile

This shit infuriates me. You only think that because you have the option to think that. Fucking dropped.

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>>37237396

>>37234355
>me about 17 years old
>pretty skinny, 5'9 120lbs
>have fat fuck little cousin
>he was 9 years old and weighed 120
>he used to try and make fun of me for it
>called him a fat shit and smacked him
>I'm trying to gain weight so that when he turns 18 he won't be able to fuck me up

He's already weighing more than me. I'm 19 and 130lbs and he's 11 at fucking 140. He's fat too, he's already had like 6 cavities and his appendix removed, allergic to almost everything and it's because half his diet is candy and sweets. Parents aren't even fat, they're just spoiling him because they can (he gets everything he wants too)

>>37238997
Based

>>37238218
Cut her out of your life when you can.

>>37235586
mayo soup through and through

>>37234932
That reminds me of the simpsons episode where homer buys a mo mo (or whatever those things are called). clothing for fat people because there are no pants for them.

>>37239648
yessss a moo moo

>>37238609
I have a bf. The reason people claim birth control raises your weight is that people in steady relationships are on bc. And couples tend to bond over food. She is just trying to be nice and wants to make you feel good. If she knows about your diet, she may just want to eat the things herself. Either way, don't suspect her of fattening you, just tell her to not bring you junk and if she does, tell her you can't eat it.

>>37238636
Gotta eat big to get big, C'mon!

Ex-coworker had a kid. Husband's a dead beat and didn't really want to marry her, but they had a kid. It's what you do right? Anyways, they would use food as a sedative to induce that food coma whenever the kid started crying and they didn't want to deal with it.

>Kid got oatmeal and stuff in his milk as an infant
>Mashed potatoes and macaroni were on the diet as soon as the kid could gum them.
>Graduated from happy meals at the age of 3
>Looks like the michelin man

Kid is 4 now and has type 2 diabetes, still on a high carb diet, and parents refuse to be consistent with medication, believing it's an age-related thing and he'll grow out of it. Dad thinks he'll be a football star.

>>37234355
I hope that fat cunt miscarriages and kills herself, she won't be a good mother anyway inflicting shitty habits on kids

>>37234372
Let's have a moments silence for our fallen comrade.

>>37239701
There's really nothing that "causes" weight gain.

Birth control and all of the other genetics/medicinal/whatever excuses that fat people (particularly women) give out are actually just things that increase your appetite. Hell, even "slow" metabolisms, one of the other major excuses, aren't actually that slow, unless you'd consider having an extra small bite a day is a significant difference...


Still, it's true that people like eating, like eating together and sometimes try to make other people eat something as a way of telling themselves that they, too, can eat it.

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>>37234799
My dad is fat

>>37235586
The heavy breathing in this video always gets me. She's not even moving around that much.

>>37236515

Anon...First you don't have to let your kid be around that sow. It's your kid, its health comes WAY before any social pressure or convention. If you want to make damn sure, move very far away. That's what I am doing to get away from my toxic family. It sounds like you want kids, just don't want kids that will be poisoned by this pig. You CAN tell someone no. You CAN cut "family" out of your life if they're toxic people.

>dog

Feels bad.

>dating guy about 5 years ago (he went to dump city), his sister is around 14, is a young ham
>very lazy and dirty, doesn't clean, just a bad person
>her parents get her two rabbits
>month passes
>one of the rabbits died. It starved to death.
>bitch was literally too lazy to get the rabbit some scoops of chow now and then and let it starve in a tiny cage, cold and alone and unloved
>I can't watch an animal suffer, I start feeding, cleaning, socializing, and caring for the other rabbit
>I don't even like rabbits
>her parents saw nothing wrong with this
>young ham gets a heroine-addict college-aged bf who steals her mothers car and tries to sell it to some youfs in the ghetto for drug money
>wish I were kidding

Some people are just shit to the core. Oh, ham also got married recently...she's fatter than ever. Probably 280-320. Should be about age 20 now.

This morning my sister is getting her 10 year old son dressed. He's a big kid solid could be an athletic build with my coaching.
My sister tells him "Girls don't like guys with big bellies." really angrily. She's a fucking land whale, always talking about how men's like thick women's, very two faced hypocrite.
Not going to let her tear him down while she's a fat tub of lard, giving him a complex or making him a chubby chaser.
Not while there's still breath in me.

What frustrates the fucking shit out of me is people getting offended when you say that it's down to them to lose weight, it isn't hard if they gave DISCIPLINE.

These same people look down on people addicted to things like drugs without realising they're addicted to whatever mouth pleasure they get from shit food. It's no different.

Drug addict dies:
>it's their fault

Fatty dies/gets unwell:
>it's OK, not your fault

Everyone I work with claims to be loosing weight yet the instant some chocolates get put in the kitchen they eat them. How is that different to a heroin addict getting a call from their dealer? Or enough money to buy more drugs.

The human race is fucked desu lads, 98% of the world is going to eat everyone out of existence. All because people can't follow through on basic rules that directly pertain to their quality of life

>>37240449
>All because people can't follow through on basic rules that directly pertain to their quality of life
It's all about money. The food industry wants people to overeat, and the drug companies will be there to medicate the fatties after.
Then the hyenas, the fad diet sellers, will be there to coral any stragglers into buying their bullshit untill they eventually quit trying to be healthy and return to the herd.

>>37239858
>wishing for a woman to miscarry simply because she's overweight

edgy/10

>>37240506
2BH, it's probably best for the poor child who would just end up fucked for life anyway.

>>37235538
>shouted "fat" with every vicious blow

I keked

>>37240504
I agree in part, but I think a big part of the issue is people submitting to the 5 minutes of mouth pleasure.

I live in the UK, work in a well off area near London. In the supermarket across the road the components to live a healthy lifestyle are always there and no more expensive yet people still buy and eat that cake and chocolate, or fizzy drinks. And still feed their kids shit.

>>37236130
Supposedly it's around 10 lbs per size difference, which would make her around 310

>>37240449
Seriously. I get asked how I lost weight all the time and the answer boils down to willpower. I offer diet and exercise tips but always say it comes down to eating less and for that you need to be strong. Friends and family will get angry at you, you'll be up at night craving food, and you'll hate yourself when you inevitably fail. Just keep at it. Most people can't do that.

>>37240506
now look, little kid will see her eating like a fucking pig she is, getting the fucked up habits and ideology from the young age, therefore will not grow up to be a valuable citizen.

>>37240545
Just basic fucking education desu man.

Like not having that extra snack, have a cup of coffee.

It's even better when it's assumed I'm in good shape because I'm young, I work my fucking ass off. There are days I want to go back to bed, or go back to McDonald's and get 3 burgers like I used to but I know it's not worth it.

Like I said though, we're fucked as long as this climate of "do whatever makes you happy over what's actually best" persists.

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>>37236155

>we actually have to energy to play with her and talk to her, she cries when we leave

Broke my fucking heart.

>>37235586
>one SMALL can of sweetened condensed milk

Stopped watching there.

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>>37240449
I don't even understand their definition of 'food addiction'. All human beings are food addicts. We literally need food. If you starve somebody for a day or two they will act like an addict, as their bodies will essentially override the neocortex in an attempt to survive. If such a thing as a food addict exists, then overeating must be seen as a bigger problem than the actual human need for sustenance. The whole idea is so thoroughly illogical that it causes my brain to crash dump.

I have always considered addiction to be the body fooling the brain into thinking it needs something. Correct me if I'm wrong, there. If addiction to food is seen as a valid thing, then so too must addictions to sleep, oxygen and water be valid.

Fucking psychology is destroying the human race.

>>37235669
Fatprivilege is being able to be a model even though you don't meet the required height. She got everything handed to her and still complains, she got hired for a job some girls would fight for and she doesn't even have the disadvantage of it: she can be fat and eat whatever she wants. She is more costly than any other model given the time they are spending Photoshopping out her double chin.

>>37237290
Pizza and a bowl of some sort of cheesy meaty substance and what looks like some sort of appetizer? That's a lot of fuggin food.

>>37235586
>we're just gonna beat it and get it corporated
>make sure it's corporated
>corporated

>>37235586
This guy used to have a lot of these videos, I'm not sure what happened since they;re not on his channel anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pztBC9eois

How do fat people fucking eat over their maintenance consistently? I used to eat like total shit, eat when I was hungry and I was skinny. How do people end up so fucking fat

>>37236881

He has Tourettes. No, I'm not kidding.

>>37240690
That sounds like Jaboody dubs

>>37234951
Yeah, would look good on a qt.

>>37238878
yeah, except she's fat and there were never any suitors

>>37235538
If anything she was being a cunt and got jabbed in the mug for it. Being fat was just a coincidence.

>>37240715
I spent the day with my fat sister yesterday and I caught a glimpse of what she eats, and why she's always broke.
>Large caramel latte from Dunkin Donuts
>Steak and cheese bagel from Dunkin Donuts
I stopped her from buying a dozen donuts
>Taffy candy
>Banana bread, just short of a whole loaf
>Reuben sandwich and french fries from a diner
>a big spanakopita
>Another caramel latte from DD
it had to be over 3000 cals, and i don't know if she ate more after she left.

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>>37236515

End the relationship, mate. You're can't marry into a family of in-laws as bad as that. They'll always interfere. It'll be a source of misery for you for the rest of your life.

>>37240849
>spanakopita
mm-MMM! I'd sell my grandma for one of those in a heartbeat.

>>37240880
Wisdom. GTFO of the relationship mate, you don't just marry the girl, you marry the family. Find someone on your level, who shares your values.

>>37238609
So your post made me worried that my bf thought of me the same way... My father is a chef and my mother was a former baker. I happen to have an excellent palate and experiment with food a lot. Usually, I'd be the one bringing him lunch and since I'm asian, I bring mainly rice dishes. A lot of times I'd also bring desserts I've baked.

He hasnt complained (yet) but I have noticed that he's not as lean as he used to be and doesn't run as much as he used to. Should I stop bringing him decadent food? I'd hate if he was secretly resenting me for his weight gain. We do go to the gym together though

>>37236686
This reminds me
>volunteering for shelter adoption event
>obese female cat named Beach Ball (sweet as pie, though, wasn't adopted so she lost weight in the shelter)
>whale stomps in and spots the cat
>OMG I LOVE FAT CATS!
>mfw

>>37240953
>Should I stop bringing him decadent food?
Ask him

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>>37234355
May I dump? 1/?

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>>37241078
2/?

>>37239943
What about Hypothyroidism, or whowever you spell it, is that a meme too?

Hopefully her baby will have autism and she'll have a cardiac incident during her cesarean

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>>37241078
3/?

How do you choose whether to gun it for the coke or ranch?

>>37241125
however*

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>>37241078
4/?

You know what grinds my gears?

Insufficient, cheap structural integrity in my fridge shelves

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>>37241078
5/?

I'm from a dirty, third world country where a great meal costs about a dollar. A cake such as this would serve a small village.

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>>37241078
6/?

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>>37241078
7/?

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>>37241078
8/?

Is this real? I don't even think people in my country would understand what it's for. (We have squat toilets)

>>37241133
At least the kid in the background seems to be doing ok

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>>37241078
9/10

>>37241125
Yeah. It causes weightgain, but no more than 5-10 pounds. It might fuck with your hormones, so you have cravings (which, let's be honest, really bad cravings can destroy just about anybody), but as a cause for obesity, it's a meme.

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>>37241226
Didn't even notice him.

Please tell me this isn't standard size pizza? I don't think any pizza store here will have that big for sale

10/10

>>37241221
I live in Amerifat and I have never seen such a device. Although I live in the significantly less-fat New England area.

>>37237099
Fatty friends and followers will donate money so fucking fast even if the child dies she will be set financially...then the movement becomes bigger coz sympathy.

Just hope she makes gains, gets wheelchair and disgusts the fashion industry.

>>37234989
>only drinks self pressed fruit juice and literally eats/drinks nothing else
Someone explain this shit to me, it seem to be becoming more and more popular in the UK.

>>37241282
>Please tell me this isn't standard size pizza?
Are you a not-American trying to ask if this is a standard "medium" pizza that you can get at any American pizza parlor?

Fuck, I know we're fat bastards, but come on, that's just crazy. That's a large.

>>37241125
I have hypothyroidism. It makes me cold and sluggish, so sure its comfortable to eat hot food and you don't have as much energy to move. But the illness doesn't come with a free servant stuffing pizza into your mouth.
The only people who would gain lots from sudden thyroid problems would be athletes used to eating big portions.
I gained and lost 15kg. 200kg has no excuse.
Laws of physics can't be altered by your thyroid I'm afraid.

>>37240849
Had to be over 3000? Dude she had over 3000 before mid day.

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>>37234442
As a medic, both those kids' conditions trigger me a lot.

>>37236515
>I wish I was just infertile so I don't have to make an excuse.
Get a vasectomy. When your mother-in-law brings up kids again, fucking tell her that's what you've done. If she goes wild, or tries anything crazy, whatever you do is nothing more than self-defence and even if she does nothing. You've already won, she will die without having her wishes granted.

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>>37241295
Ok just to see if anyone is awake.. 11/10

>>37237522
I'm in almost the exact same situation with my boyfriends abusive mother.
We decided to just cut contact and it's been for the best.
Is your man a mamma's boy? or does he understand what's going on?

>>37241326
kek'd

>>37241401
Someone tell me what I think happens doesn't happen, please.

>>37241498
It happens.

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>>37240062
>that rabbit

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>37234989
I eat 600g of steak all the time. Am I fat?

>>37240634
You're right about the physical need a hallmark of addiction. However, I think in food addiction they have a physical need to eat as a response to nonphysical stimuli such as emotional stress

>>37241282
>Please tell me this isn't standard size pizza?
I don't personally know anywhere you can get a pizza that big. Although some places offer it as a special order/party pizza kind of thing, mostly a novelty. I mean, if I were having a party and wanted pizza, I imagine would be cheaper and more convenient to just get a few regular pizzas.

>>37235586
she is out of breath after mixing the ingredients
aylmao
i bet she burned all those incoming calories during that process

>>37237336
>didn't watch the video.

it's one pizza, chicken alfredo pasta, chicken nuggies. and cookie brownie

>>37235586

>sweet condensed milk, sugar, mayo, vinegar, macaroni, and vegetables

Stopped watching there. What the fucking fuck dicking fuckingballs, who the fuck, SWEET vegetable and macaroni...mush..soup.

I don't get it. If you're gonna be a fatass at least eat things that taste good. That's nasty. NASTY. I would rather have a salad (lettuce, veg, oil, vinegar) and then a cake. Why essentially mix them together... Can "guests" she has actually eat this and not barf? Shit. Shiiietttt. Fucking flyover states, we need to nuke them. No one on the coasts would do this kind of shit.

>hmm, this mac salad is good, but it needs...I know! An entire cup of white sugar and enough sweetened milky sugarcrap to put an elephant in a diabetic coma.

WHY

>>37239833
this makes me so sad/;

>>37240883
>>37240849

I actually love spanakopita. I make "healthy" versions of it. Actually, I think I'll bike to the Greek restaurant and get me some. Thanks /fit/.

Also your sister spends in a day what I spend in a week.

>>37241200
>1.5lbs a day

>>37241761
i hope someone saves her.
You'd think her loved ones would step up after her fucking seven week coma.
She knows she should be eating healthy, but what she thinks is healthy is actually horrible, and she has no sense of measurement (2 cups = 1 cup to her) or portion control.

If she were an arrogant HAES fatty, i'd give no fucks, but she seems like a nice person.

>>37235235
>taking gf2 into a threesome with your gf
NEVER EVER

>>37241301
I don't know, not from the UK but still don't understand this meme stuff

>>37241573
i talk about 600g of steak with fries, some sauce/ketchup stuff and coca-cola to top with

>>37241786
I love spanakopita too. She ate a plate that's meant to feed a table of people.

Yesterdays FPS had some really nasty medical stories... Anyone saved them?

>>37241125
fuck off. I'm a 5'9 grill and I've gone from 225 to 180. It's just another fucking excuse.

Protip: I no longer have it fuck yeah

>>37235586
She seems like such a sweetheart, I wish she wouldn't do this to herself :(

>>37237290
I like her hair though. Everything else about her makes me want to vomit.

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>>37241200

this is semi-legit tho

high protein/high fat foods satiate your much faster than carbs and cause much smaller surges in insulin, so you will actually eat less in total calories if you follow a tip like this. for hams with disordered eating, this is appropriate guidance

won't "burn fat", tho. that's BS

>>37236155
please don't let her become your sister. Maybe have you or your older sister gain custody due to child abuse since she isn't getting the care or attention she needs and is being neglected a healthy diet?

>>37241125
Again: nothing causes weight gain, and metabolism differences are minimal at best.

Hypothyroidism will make you feel hungrier at the same time it will make you feel less like exercising and at the same time it'll drive your metabolism down slightly. End result: you still only gain weight when you overeat. So just eat less.

Fatties really overestimate the effect these problems have on your weight, but then again, if they were good at judging food/exercise/health, they wouldn't be fat to begin with...

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>>37234355
At some point it's OK to be a dick
>Be me
>One day decided to get /fit/ because I saw a guy in a movie and decided that's what I wanted in life
>My mom is a fatty who always buys cookies by the pound
>Constantly complains nothing we work buys shit ton of fad diet supplement be and pills never works out
>One day ask me for advice on loosing weight told simple stop buying shit and start eating less
Sometimes you have to be dick to give a fatty a reality check

>>37241761
>at least eat things that taste
They eat so much and so often that pretty much everyting in their bodies is fucked. They probably don't even taste anything unless it's just outrageous (like all the salt in their meats or pure sugar in their cakes, things that would just be vomit inducing in normal people).

Plus they're sort of addicted to sugar. And for some reason the food industry has decided to put sugar everywhere, so they're already used to it, too...

>>37239943
I used to be on birth control, until I realised I would never have sex and it made no difference to my monthlies. I used that as an excuse a year after I stopped taking them.

>>37240953

don't make assumptions just ask. And I guess make it clear that he doesn't have to worry about hurting your feelings by asking to stop, if thats an issue

>>37242253

Are diet drinks really looked down upon? I used to drink so much soda and I cut it down, but switching to diet really helped start me off on losing weight. I went from 280 to 235 by just being a little more active and switching to diet soda.

I drink much less of it now, mostly water. I'll still have diet soda relatively regularly though, just much less of it.

Or is the joke just that they drink diet soda when they have a whole large pizza?

Basically what I'm asking is, is it okay for me to be drinking a can of diet coke or something once a day?

>>37241155
hoooly shit.

fat fuck here. even I get tired of junk food. sometimes some veggies and chicken or anything similar is what hits the spot

>>37234616
Really weird actually. My dad himself was a fatty, but always made fun of me and my sister for being fatties, and told us mocking tales of a fictional co worker named "Dave DoubleBurger" tales where he would be banned from all you can eat buffets.
I've lost a shit ton of weight since then, and he's always making fun of my sister even more now...

>>37241301
Idiots looking for magic spells and voodoo, because calories in/calories out is too damn difficult.

>>37242887
Please tell me some of these Dave Double Burger stories.

>implying

>>37234504
This, anons

If we don't have children only the degenerates and shitskins will. I have a 10month old and my wife and I (both fairly fit) get weird looks when I take her out to parks and daycare (daycare sucks I know but my wife and I both work and it's only 3 days a week). Fatparents even ask us if we really are parents.

>70% of other white parents are overweight/obese especially the women.
>feed their kids shit (hotdogs and other processed foods, shitty carbs, no good fats)
>saw one parent feeding his <1yo the skin off of KFC chicken
>see mothers giving their <1yo fucking candy
>smoking around their children
>letting them sit on their ass and play with tablets ON A PLAYGROUND just so the parents can also sit on their asses


I once had a random encounter with one of these fucks and somehow kids diet came up. She had the audacity to say she felt sorry for my child and that she will grow up unhappy because we don't let her "live a little". This was after I explained that oats and avocado and olive oil were diet staples and that our daughter doesn't eat many sweet foods (she doesn't even like ripe bananas).

Have kids, anons. Not many so you can raise them carefully. But have kids and raise them well. The world needs them.

>>37243335
>She had the audacity to say she felt sorry for my child and that she will grow up unhappy because we don't let her "live a little".
Normally I'd agree, but one time I saw this: I was in the apothecary and there they sell these gummy snacks. They're not brand name, some small bio company, but they're still gummy candies. There were two kinds, plain and one with sugar on the outside. The plain ones were normal gummy bears and the sugar coated ones were peach flavored.

A little girl wanted the one with sugar on the outside and the mother said, "No, no, look at how much sugar there is! Get the other one." I didn't say anything of course, because I'm a fucking coward, but inside I was seething. Both of those fucking gummy candies have the same amount of sugar in them. If you want your kid to eat healthy, make them eat healthy, but don't lord over their stupid gummy candy. Nothing pisses me off more than people who try to be healthy, but clearly have no idea what goes into their food.

I think about this sometimes, and I'm still mad.

>>37239107

Fuck off breeder, not everyone wants little life-ruining monsters. Not original poster, but also wish I was infertile. Would make life much easier.

>>37234355
this is a pic of 9 months pregnant

NINE MONTHS

>>37243537
Agreed completely anon. On parenting forums vegan/paleo parents are almost as troubling as fats.

I'm all for letting kids "live a little" but indulgences like candy and processed foods must be a double edged sword imo. Enjoy the action but also find vigor in exercising temperance. Letting kids "live a little" doesn't mean allowing them to develop habits of excess.

Also:
>"you feed her cottage cheese?!"
>"omg but it's so grooosss"

>"my body tells me I don't like kidney beans so I don't think it's healthy to feed them to my child"

>"lentils?! But that's what anorexic people eat!"

>"yeah I give (2yo) pop sometimes. But it's okay, it's DIET COKE"

>"I personally don't think it's good to have an athletic body as parent because it sets unrealistic goals for our children"

We need to outbreed these fats. I don't want to grow old in a world run by these people's children.

>>37234504
>I always question why I should have children, considering it being a burden onto the world, yet these posts remind me every time you choose to not have a child groomed for success some retard is having 3 children born to be leeches on society.
>The only reason to have children nowadays is to pass on your skills an property so retards like these won't destroy your community when you're gone.
Fuck
You


All I want is to pass on my genes, to see the fruits of my ancestors grow and know that I did something in this world, that I matter to somebody. Have someone I can finally love unconditionally.

Cancer took that away from me before I had a chance.


So fuck you, appreciate what you've got before it's too late.

>>37239858
Too late she already has a mongrel child

>>37240540
I know someone whose 5'5", over 320 lbs and wears a size 24. It depends on where they store most of their fat too. If she's really top heavy, she could be 350 wearing a size 28

>>37244177
You sound like the kind of person that says shit like "always love your parents, no matter what!"

Your personal morals and ideals are not other peoples morals and ideals. Sorry you can't follow the biological directive and churn out another kid. Adopt one. Make somebody else's life better. There are kids out there that, when they're sad, they've got no one to hug. Imagine that.

>>37241200
I work at a hospital as a food technician. The idea is plausible, some foods are simply overlooked in order to concentrate on things like soda and pasta

>>37244286
I've never said shit like that. But there's a universal truth most 4chan babies won't acknowledge:

Your priorities change as you age.

You don't want kids now, you can't ever imagine wanting them. I get that, you're all young and think you know what you want forever. But you don't.

There's a good chance things are going to change. After all, breeding is literally in your genes.

>>37241401
what the fuck man

>>37244177
Not everybody is a narcissist.

>>37242253
Lmao I use it works and it's helped me lose 30lbs. I use the Fat Fighters and the new you. Shits cash broski

>>37241401
>when drag queens hit rock bottom

>>37244040
>>"omg but it's so grooosss"
so are you
>"my body tells me I don't like kidney beans so I don't think it's healthy to feed them to my child"
my body tells me beer is good so Ill feed taht to my kid
>"lentils?! But that's what anorexic people eat!"
BREAD! thats what hitler ate,
>"yeah I give (2yo) pop sometimes. But it's okay, it's DIET COKE"
fuck you fuck you to hell
>"I personally don't think it's good to have an athletic body as parent because it sets unrealistic goals for our children"
what happend to muh genetics

>>37240186
She probably resents herself for her fatness and is subconsciously trying to spare the boy the same fate. Or maybe she's a hypocrite. Anyway, offer to take him under your wing, and show him how to live a better life. He'll realize his mothers retardation on his own.

>>37237080

I agree with you but you also better be vegan or else that's hypocritical.

>I can't believe they'd do that to their cat! Animal abuse is terrible!
>buys a burger

>>37244538
>Killing an animal for food = slowly starving an animal to death that you force to stay by your side
eat a fat dick

>>37235800
>life is too short to go on a diet
Maybe if you counted calories you could live at least 10 more years. Have you ever seen a 100 years old fatty?

>>37244538
God I love playing spot the vegan.

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>>37244580

They're not dissimilar.

>>37243557
Lol fuck off you leech

>>37241401
>>37244332
>>37244459
some millennials didn't watch pink flamingos, eh?

>>37242005
Well, yes. Except for the bullshit momscience it's wrapped into and the fact that half these items are outright disastrous to a recovering fatty as they will eat them in bulk.

>>37237284
does she even really chew that food?

>>37241155
At least there is some water. kek

>>37244580

>torturing an animal its entire life and then mercilessly slaughtering it just to satiate your gluttony when you could simply choose to eat anything else, it's not like you're a starving African child

>somehow "less wrong"

Cognitive dissonance, everyone

>>37243335
I remember that one time as an about 7yo child I refused candy and asked for paprika instead. I just liked it way more, and I still do.

>>37241155
This is just a guy keeping his refrigerator stocked to get many women.

>>37234932
Even ignoring her massive planet size... This hideous shit is a model??!

>>37235586
She has a hobby that involves making comfort foods and posting videos on youtube so other people can enjoy the same. Look at her channel and browse the occasional video. It's all comfort food with fuckloads of calories but she's just so sweet about it. She isn't yelling about her genetics, she isn't going on about how healthy she or her food is. She's just unfortunately fat due to her hobby and routine. It's unfortunate, but if I could give one fatty a second chance it would be her. Super sweet but she just loves cooking.

>>37244858

Who the fuck eats paprika lol

>>37245149
I do. It's tasty. Fite me fgit

>>37242417
No drink water fatty. Diet soda is bad for you.

>>37241200
The fuck is half-and-half?

>>37241786
>eating healthy costs too much

>>37234932
She looks like a 60 year old lady

>>37236928
god even just hearing the word "bodies" rustles my jommies these days

>>37244493
Seriously there is no point arguing with other parents. I've stopped trying to be sociable almost entirely with close friends being the only exception

Also, a few more

>"I can't believe you're making her eat BROWN rice"
>"you don't let chocolate? No wonder she only weighs (a perfectly healthy weight)"
>"hahaha I didn't know anyone actually diluted juice before giving it to their kids (as you are absolutely supposed to do for infants and toddlers)"
>"no he doesn't crawl yet, he's (~30lb 12mo) just a late bloomer"

These were all said by a neighbor who also has a a baby and a noticeably overweight/sluggish 3yo. We don't talk to her anymore.

Again. We need to outbreed the fats, /fit/.

>>37240634
Seeking food when your body demands it is normal
Seeking food 24/7 or every time something has you upset isn't
Not that fucking complicated here pal

>>37235586

She has a new channel with new videos
Fried corn !

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

its probably a newish thing

>>37245772
>The juice meme
Wife is a pediatric dentist and she routinely has to fill cavities, apply multiple crowns and pull teeth of 3 year olds because mom feels that fruit juice is a good alternative to soda because "natural" and "muh vitamins". Reality is, they get essentially the same sugar of a coke with none of the fiber, so it's just as bad as soda.

>>37244858

Hungarian detected.

As a kid apparently crab was my favorite food. Now I'm too lazy to do all that work.

>>37245772
>We need to outbreed the fats, /fit/.

But I hate kids.

>>37234616
not really hate but when my dad sees someone quite rotund he says "That's a funny place to put a roundabout"

>>37234355
BREHS

https://youtu.be/7X_j6ZzFOUg

>>37236915
which one?

>>37244040
>DIET COKE
I never even know where to begin when I have to explain to people why I'd rather drink water than this shit.

Like seriously, where do you anons start?

>>37244177
>All I want is to pass on my genes, to see the fruits of my ancestors grow and know that I did something in this world, that I matter to somebody
>pass on my genes
I can never get my head around this one.
You have a kid, this has roughly half of your genes. Say 25 years later they have one. Your grandkid now has a quarter, and so on. So, say you live to 100 (not as unreasonable as you'd think), by the time you die, less than an eighth of your genes are even relevant. Why bother?

>>37243537
>apothecary

Do you live in Medieval Europe?

>>37234932
rancid

>>37242887
Did you dad read the "Doublemint Dave" stories? Is... is your dad a /b/tard?

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>>37234616
My parents are fat. They both know it, are both unable to do much exercise, but do as much as they can anyway. They eat healthy now, walk as much as possible, and even go and do volunteer work. I think they realised they won't get to see grandkids grow up if they didn't change their lifestyle. They've now been slowly shedding the fat and I think are happier.

>>37246339
That's not how genetics works at all nigger.

>>37234355
enjoy your stillborn fatass

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>>37245915
Glad I've got Sara to show me how to put corn in a frying pan with butter

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>>37246801
Triggered

Please tell me this isn't an actual university course

>>37247205
googled it

http://catalog.oregonstate.edu/CourseDetail.aspx?SubjectCode=PSY&CourseNumber=466

sry bruh

>>37245571
I do drink water, and I'm drinking more and more of it and less and less diet soda every day.

I'm just wondering in what way diet soda is bad for you. I mean it's obviously shit for your teeth and stuff, but in terms of fitness how does it affect someone?

>>37236798
One of my good childhood memories is learning about and tending the garden we planted in kindergarten. We got to eat the cherry tomatoes around harvest. Tomatoes are amazing

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>>37242887

>>37241200
ketofag here, it's actually true

half my days i eat 50g butter over the course of the day (among my other foods)
on other days i eat 100g butter and 100g cheese over the course of the day (among my other foods)

a few times i have literally eaten 600-800 calories' worth (depended on my exercise amount that day) of 90% dark chocolate and clotted cream as a meal. literally a plate of chocolate and thick cornish clotted cream. i used a knife from the fancy cutlery set to spread the cream on the choc LEL

>>37247437

>weightism

I'd say whoever came up with this word should be hanged but I know that they'd just snap the rope.

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>>37237284
>>37237336
>eats 4 pizzas
>drinks a diet coke

>>37241814

>feelsbadman.jpg

You can tell she was taught wrong.

>>37241529
It's a classic shock movie.

>>37237313
That auto close caption is shit though. Most of the time, if not always, will show inaccurate shit

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>>37245915

>dat funky intro

>>37244318

Breeding might be in our genes but that doesn't mean the brain can't overcome those urges. I know you didn't say that you indefinitely ARE going to change your mind but I still feel the need to point out that we overcome many biological urges every single day. Very few people go out and fight to assert their dominance, as an example, even if they might want to. Unless you're a nigger or a bully, you have absolutely no reason to physically beat others into submission like our ancestors would have.

That being said, I've hated kids since I myself was a kid. I thought babies were the grossest thing in the world and I still think that. I literally cannot even be in the same room with children unless they're old enough to not be annoying so ... 15-17 maybe? I'm a 25 year old female and I know without a doubt that I'll never reproduce. I couldn't care less that I will be the last of my family because really, who actually gives a shit about stuff like that other than royalty? Your blood is not important, your lineage is not important and thinking that having kids gives your life meaning is literally the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

>>37247489
I kekd

>>37241165
What country?

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>>37241401

>>37247455
Aspartame. Look it up. Also just general things sodas do, diet soda does as well. Just without the calories. Also don't drink sports drinks or juices that are high in sugar. Water should be you main drink with milk, certain types of tea, and coffee (preferably black).

>>37248693
>le aspartame gives you cancer a chain mail from my grandma said so!!!!!!! meme

This site is 18+.

>>37248693

You should look it up. I used to believe Aspartame was super dangerous as well, I was told so many times. I remember coaches and stuff said the same. I grew up and did a little research and there is literally nothing backing it up. If aspartame was dangerous, they would ban it and be forced to use other sweeteners.

>>37249116

>I grew up
>if it were dangerous they would ban it

Confirmed for still not knowing how shit works. Plenty of dangerous stuff is still legal to sell up to and including drugs. The FDA will let anything slide that doesn't outright kill someone, the side affects and potential cancer risks usually not even acknowledged.

Aspartame is a man made chemical and it affects the body negatively just like almost every other synthetic chemical.The shit we're putting into our bodies is literal poison but the affects are slow acting and usually aren't prescribed to the real source.

>>37242887
That cause your dad doesn't want the two of you to make the same mistakes he did

>>37235592

my cat loves carrots, it's like he knows it's good for eyesight...!

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>>37236725

then u'll love this

>>37248134
You, m'lady, are a parasite.

>>37249655
> Chemicals!
> Will kill UUUUUUUUUU

Please go, and remain go.