So you came here to get your testosterone-level checked, because

b-but doc, i need to leave humanity behind

I'm paying you to carry out the test. Why does my reasoning matter?

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You drink how much milk a day?! And a man called "rippetoe" told you to do this? Is he a licenced health professional??

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>>37225902
>you eat 16 times a day for a better metabolism?
>you got this from the hacker 4cham?

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Our test results are in, shows that you have cancer. Loads of it in your scrotum.
Your blood work shows that you got it from taking creatine. Care to explain?

>>37227449
I was told to no fap for ten years to preserve my gains

I love these

>>37225902
so it says here that you are taking advice fitness and health advice from a transsexual person that is ambiguous about her/his gender in a anonymous saudi arabian online forum because you want to leave humanity behind? Are you sure you were not prescribed by a psychiatrist?

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If it's not because of low test, then HOW IN FUCK do you explain this fucking mess?

>>37225902
>you know, if you just go for a run holding a 1kg dumbell in each hand, you'll get a great arm workout?
a doctor told me this

>>37228205
Do you even lift?