What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/w aifu/husbando

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>girlfriend

meaningless chemical reactions, just like every biological process

She is awesome. Honestly I couldn't be a luckier guy. She makes every day bearable.

Been with my GF for 8 years. We are getting legally married sometime this year.

To answer the questions
>Sweet, honest. A bit shy but gets really competitive when we play games. 4'11'' 100lbs
>She lifts with me. Actually thats how she lost weight when we got together.
>See above
>Random trip I took. Asked her out. Kept in touch online, then I moved her down with me

>>37205753
>thinly veiled homo thread

>>37205969
Imagination detected.

>>37206329
Nope, just literally the luckiest person.
I don't have a lot in my life to brag about aside from her.

>>37206440
That's lovely man. Wish I could something like that. I'm afraid that if I ever start dating someone it wont last more then a month cause I'll be bored with them :/ How does one even manage to stay in love for 8 eight years?

>>37206504
Seriously, it was pure luck.
Every day we talk at eachother like babbling idiots. She stays up all night so she can hug me when I leave for work in the morning.

1 in a million. I got the not crazy one. And honestly I dated a few crazies prior to this

>>37205895
*tips fedora*

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>tfw a girl likes you

>>37206542
*Tips normie headwear*

>>37205753
>What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/waifu/husbando like /fit/?
Bloody awesome high test unicorn wife who makes everything awesome. I feel like I couldn't be any luckier.

>Do they lift with you?
I only started 1 month ago. And she's rather iffy on the notion but has gone as far as getting mfp so she can avoid eating past her tdee.
>How'd you two meet?
OKCupid

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Total gains goblin. Ever since I started liftan in earnest, she's been talking about how she doesn't find abs that attractive and that they scare her (despite the fact that it was my belly and lack of abs that slightly turned her off when we met), semi-jokingly calling me a "dudebro" for buying a shaker, also making various implications that strict nutrition sounds like misery... I think she's just afraid that once I'll make it I'll attract someone else.

Full disclosure, that's the plan, but still.

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We go to the gym together.

>>37206811
That's pretty shitty of you anon.
Hope you injur yourself.

>>37205753
He's great. We've been dating one year, met through a mutual friend. He comes to the gym with me sometimes, but isn't as into it as I am. We're both cutting at the moment, but he's a bit of a leanz goblin cuz he's always wanting to eat out. I won't SHOO SHOO him though.

>>37206931
I met her when I was 16. I'm 18 now. I don't want to waste my youth on commitment, especially not with someone so insecure and toxic about me wanting to improve myself.

Shes fat
Its better than being alone though

Literally 4 people with a SO.
Fuck this is sad

>What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/waifu/husbando like /fit/?

The sweetest, most playful, most beautiful, and smartest person I have ever met. He is also my best friend and my partner in crime for 17 years.

Do they lift with you?

Hell no. He's chubby and mostly plays vidya while eating junkfood. Which is a shame, 'cause he has god-tier genetics.

Do they support your lifting lifestyle?

Yeah, he has a fetish for musclegirls and tall amazon women. Seeing what he faps to makes me feel kinda insecure, because I am a tiny womanlet. On the other hand, it is nice that he gets turned on by me lifting heavy things. My hobby + his preferences work pretty well together.

How'd you two meet?

College dorm, D&D/tabletop game night.

>>37205753
Well OP I could take the 3/10 chicks that want to mine, but getting a 8/10 isn't that easy, but is having a 3/10 girlfriend better than not having one at all ?

>>37205895
You still want it though.

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>>37205753

>tfw single for whole life

>>37207344
fuck off, faggot. Hope you die alone, fucking faggot.
Did I forget to call faggot, faggot?

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>>37207371
Relax.

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>>37207371

>he thinks he's insulting trappy-chan by calling her a faggot

>>37207399
no

>>37207400
>her
did you mean "it"?

Anyways, are also faggots to answer back so quick?

>>37207371
>being this mad

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>>37207371

Don't be so rough anon ugh

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>>37207426
Your sentence doesn't make any sense, you're such a goof anon

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>tfw afraid to take my gf to the gym with me because I don't want her to look at guys with better physiques than me.
I'm 6'1" 190~. 17% body fat... Cutting at the moment. But most guys at my gym look like pic related.

>JUST

>>37207458
No

>>37207467
oh, my bad. Let me rephrase it;
Anyways, are you also faggots to answer back so quick?

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>>37205753
Well, I don't have anything solid yet but the guy I'm dating is a martial artist instructor and seems to be sweet. We're opposites in personality; he's headstrong, charasmatic, lively. I'm moreso a reserved, quiet, and artsy type of person.

We have similar interests/hobbies, but our personalities are way too different. I'm not sure whether we'll compliment each other, or clash.

Who the fuck is trappychan. I just got back on fit after a long hiatus. Trips in my day actually lift like isley, tinytrip, broseph(actual homosex). I just Googled "trappychan". I just got pics of a girl with an animu cut-out on her face. Judging by her shapeless legs, she doesn't even lift.

>>37207506
>girl
>her

It'll go bald some day.

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>in gym with my gf
>doing some hanging leg raises
>break in between sets
>look over at gf
>some fucking shredded manlet is standing right next to her watching her squat
>he seems to be helping her with squat form
>keep watching
>he puts his hand on her mid/lower back to "help form"
>go over and confront him
>"I was just helping her out bro"
>she's telling me to calm down its not a big deal
>end up shoving the dude into a dumbell rack & screaming at gf
>kicked out of gym
>broke up with gf a few months later

Being a hothead is the worst suffering.

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>>37205753
>waifu
>husbando
>not single

C'mon

>>37207471
Jesus, man. If she bails on you for that, she isn't worth it. Obviously you have something else going for you.

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>>37205895

>>37206556
>tfw total nerd autist in high school
>real nice and nerdy, not fat but most butterface girl in high school asks me out
>turn her down because I "wasn't ready for that shit" or some bullshit excuse
>4 years later transfer to the same college as my high school niggas and apparently she's turned into a manhating SJW

I could've bust a nut, gotten over at least some of my insecurities early, left for Central Florida, and shit would be the exact same.

>>37207560
Somebody get this hothead out of here!
You were justified though
Manlet should respect the code

>>37205753

>gf is naturally skinny latina
>she's 115lbs tops
>5'3" tops
>nice round ass
>great shape A cup
>long brown hair
>big brown eyes

She's been crazy busy with school and work lately as she'll be transferring from community college to private college university soon but when we met she was a total gym rat. Never needed to do cardio because naturally thin - she works hard to bulk and fell for the squats meme hard.

She's awesome. Always helps to motivate me knowing what I've got.

>>37207560
your ex was a slut

>>37207591
Are you implying that's not an attractive body? Also I mean I'm kinda high income but she was with me before I got this job. We were homeless together for a few weeks too. Still can't trust her...she's a woman after all.

>>37207629
>A cup
hahahah get outta here fag

>>37207533
Actual trap?
Do go on.
Post pics

>>37207642
trip on trappy

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>>37207426
If you want to shit on Trappy, be as good a trip as Zimmer[>her] is and then you can bitch.

>>37207560

>gf allows herself to be publicly groped by another man

nope, made the right call

>>37207658
>tripfagging to tell the truth to a fuck-me-in-the-asshole-because-I'm-a-faggot

yeah no, m8.

27
Married lol
Got into lifting a year ago. She is not as into it as I wish.
She's cool though. Basically runs my life.

>>37207695
You could namefag, you could be anon with a recognizable sentence structure.

But you chose to be a bitch.

>>37207639

>used to date/fuck a stripper who had DDs
>Put her on her back and those DDs went to her armpits
>boner killer unless she propped them up between her arms

To each their own dude. Everyone loves big tits and big asses until the fetish is fulfilled. Then you just want a fun fuck.

It's nice having a tiny chick who is down to try a bunch of different positions rather than some high test sloot who is too lazy for anything other than missionary/doggy.


Also, lol
>Calling people fag
>/fit/

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>>37207718
sounds interesting, but nah
I'll just wait to see that thing go bald or something so I can have something to laugh at.

>>37205753
>What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/waifu/husbando like /fit/?
Shes beautiful, strong willed, fashionable, great taste in music, etc . about half a hear older than me.
Nice little booty, naturally petite, small b/full A cup but perfectly perky and beautiful nipple/Arreolas
shy, while I'm outgoing. Very smart, half Scottish half Indian, but the best of both, 0% pop in loo.
I love making her laugh. Very busy with school but we're on summer at the end of the week so looking forward to spending more time with her.

>Do they lift with you?
No she never goes to the gym, she's naturally petite and could benefit from legs/ass work, but I think she's fine. Does yoga and is getting a harder core from it.
>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
She doesn't want me to get big but I'm sure appreciates that I care about my health.
>How'd you two meet?
Community College before we transferred. I smoked at the time and saw her smoking and reading. Pretended I needed a lighter, sat down with her and we talked for like 30 minutes. I handed her my phone and told her to put her number in. I had a wave of confidence because when I saw her I literally thought she was perfect, like 100% my type and I had to have her.
Been with her for about 6 years now. Time flies.

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im a fucking hikikomori living alone in the woods with fiber internet, a home gym and a farm like two kilometers from me with cows and chickens and shit. i have all i need here.

except for pussy.

too much of a betaphaggot to snag a hoe when i leave my swamp, it has even got to the point where my friends girlfriends think im gay because i never hit on chicks.

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>>37205895
Almost cut me on that edge senpai

>>37205753
my gf is not into sports in the slightest, and i dont give a shit about that because i love her and yeah thats it

she cooks me high protein meals sometimes just like i watch her stupid show i dont like with her

>>37206811
Same fucking thing. My gf has been saying "Your arms are getting too muscular to lay on." And other such nonsense even though I "wasn't her type" when we started dating.

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>>37205753
She lifts with me and not just typical leg day squat shit every 2 days. That's the shit I see in my gym. She actually wants to learn. I know it's not Interesting to her but she is willing because she cares about me. Been together 8 years and I've been lifting for 3. Also after gym sex is awesome when we get home and shower.

>>37206504
It's nit luck. Find someone you are atracted to abd can be friends with. Friendship is what will maintain the relationship throughout the years.

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>>37205753
>be homosex
>obtain bf after me blowing him when I was drunk a few years ago
>he doesn't lift
>never cut before and told him that I want ot try cutting and see what I look like
>he doesn't want me to because I might lose my big ass
>mfw

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>gf just wants a big ass (she likes nig music)
>Mentions it multiple times every time we are together
>Tell her that improving one body part is incredibly easy and can be achieved in 3 months with 3h/week working out
>She says she's too lazy to go to the gym but then continues to moan about her bum
>She comes to the gym with me today
>Does about 5 deadlifts, 10 smith machine squats and 20 hip thrusts
>Gives up and just goes to use machines instead

I know that if I completely walked her through the workout then she would do it but I really don't want to have to hold her hand through every rep when I'm trying to work out myself.

>she only does weighted leg lifts, squats, lunges, and rollerblading. I do advanced bodyweight and barbell
>She likes the outcome. She thinks I looks amazing and likes how other women stare. She also enjoys me taking her on adventures
>My raccoon started playing with her hair

>>37207533

You don't go bald on HRT.

>>37207471
That's incredibly insecure and not a turn on. Just fake confidence, especially when surrounded by people you know are sexier than you.

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reminder

all the guys in here talking about "qt" girlfriends are dating whales

these same guys look like this

dont let your imagination go too wild

Wife and I have been together for over 10 years now. We've both had some fitness ups and downs +/- 20% by weight-almost always in unison.

A few years ago I hit my worst at 6' 210 fat and dyel; she was simultaneously her worst at 5'6 135 and 0 muscle. We both said fuck it, collectively changed our lifestyle and are in the best shape if our lives approaching 30. Life's pretty awesome. good $$, intl travel, old ass bro dog, etc.

I read some terrifying stories from the unhappily married anons here about their fat lazy wives. What a fucking nightmare. We lift in the home gym 2-3 x a weem. Cardio is mostly hiking and jogging with the old man dog. We.both count calories.

Considering kids but have 5+ years until we have to pull the trigger. Seems like a pain but the world needs a better genetic legacy.

>>37209231
Just because you regret your choice for marriage doesn't mean everyone will

>>37209248
I'm aware.

>>37205895
And yet you trust those same meaningless chemicals to tell you that it's all just meaningless chemicals

>>37209278
How long have you two been together? Did you two get together before you started the fitness lifestyle? Give me some advice as to what I should be careful of that you didn't notice or think about before marriage

He used to be a very angry/ chubby person but he started lifting to get all that energy out. I met him before the lifting so when he first started to learn more about it he would teach me about the benefits and supplements and health junk. I'm female and of course I complain about everything so he pushes me to exercise more often and eat better and if it weren't for him I would probably be a tub of lard like all the women in my family. We met in high school when we were stupid.

>>37209409
>holy fk

Thanks for reminding me not be a self loathing cow.

>>37209428
your'e welcome?

gf. relic of my fatso days until i reach completion. shes a healer in wow guild, plan to break it off after next expansion is released and we have replacement healer

mgtow, bitches

>>37209517
LOOOL bye sides

She wants to go to the gym with me but I sometimes try to avoid her since she tends to quit halfway through the sets and is very "uncommitted."

She supports me through every day I go, in fact, sometimes forces me whenever I go through some humps... I'll start to take her with me. She says since she's Asian she doesn't get fat and tends to disregard proper diet and she over-stresses a lot.

We met at a STEM program in high school, we are now both studying at UCI to become engineers. I'll start to bring her more, I'm tired of seeing her so depressed all the time.

>>37207642

http://imgur.com/a/SKR7F

>>37207252
Pls be in London

>>37209409
Man that's a depressing story. It sounds like you both need to figure shit out.

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>>37205895

>>37210191
One of my favorite images~

>>37205753
>same age as me (25)
>she is training to compete bikini
>counts her macros
>she loves my muskulls
>we go to the gym together sometimes
>she's got that high test booty
>met on tinder
>got an IUD so I cum in her all the time

I've made it bros

>>37210300

>dating a tinder slut

>making it

nope

>>37210340
>implying all girls are sluts on tinder

k

>>37208837
my gf is kinda like this. She's starting to get more drive, she actually worked out by herself today

>>37207344
JESUS CHRIST TRAPPY IF YOU'RE IN SAO-FRANCISCO I'LL COME FUCK YOU AND CALL YOU A GOOD GIRL.

>>37210350

oh I forgot

swiping for random dick to suck makes you a classy lady. my bad.

She's awesome, she's like the female version of me. She has better taste in music and vidya than me though.

She mostly does cardio because she thinks she's getting fat (she's 5'9" and barely over 100 lbs) but she has become more interested in weights recently

She loves my muscles, still a work in progress but better than the fat shit I was when we met

Met on 4chan of all places, we usually just tell people we met on some vidya forum

>>37210387

>5'9 and 100 lbs

so when did you recover her from auschwitz?

>>37210387
>(she's 5'9" and barely over 100 lbs)

Is she anorexic? that's not good man

>>37210372
lol goddamn dude someone's salty

just because someone is on tinder doesn't make them suck dicks.

My gf is the type to say "oh you're fine as if, I like you the way you are now" but still likes going on runs, and going to the gym with me. Her only caviat is that I don't turn into a bodybuilder, but that was never my intention. I think she's just saying I'm fine to make me feel good about myself, seeing I've had confidence issues in the past.

She's pretty /fit/ and it's wonderful

>>37210438

what is the purpose of tinder, anon?

>>37210430
>>37210435
lol nah, she's actually put on like 10 lbs since I met her, she was like skeletor before. She just doesn't eat that much, one or two meals a day and a couple small snacks. I've been trying for years to get her to eat more and it's been working, just very slowly.

>>37210453
>2016
>still sperging this hard
Purpose is subjective, anon.

>>37205753
>:-(

>>37210472

no really, you expect a girl on tinder to be pure or not a slut

you have no idea how many dicks she went through via that app before you came along, do you?

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Still looking for the one who is stable, confident, athletic, has his life and priorities checked. Chances our I'll never meet one cause most men are selfish manchildren, but one can only hope.

Ideal would be an American guy with southern charm, you know like the ones from country songs. Too bad I live like in an another continent. American masculinity thread when?

>>37210458
If she's doing cardio in skeletor mode,that's fucking ridiculous. She may need to see a nutritionist or something.

I'm fucking 5'8 and 140 pounds, it sounds like she has NO muscle mass.

>>37210494

men are selfish?

yet women will drop a guy instantly if they can upgrade

I dumped him when he started talking about kids 4months into our relationship, I can't seem to get this fear of commitment in check.

>>37210515
Like men wouldn't if given the chance? Men aren't any holier. And if she upgrades, she was out of your league anyway.

>>37210508
She really doesn't have any sort of eating disorder, she just has no muscle mass like you say. She tried a couple machines and couldn't even move them with no weight selected. Probably because her mom was crazy and wouldn't let her out of the house to play or do any sports, so she's never really done anything physical in her whole life. But she's getting there slowly, eventually I'll have her doing compound lifts with me even if it's just the bar.

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>>37207252

>>37210538

no, you dont get it

men try to make things work cause unlike women, we dont have an army of pussy after us daily.

it is EASY for girls to date. guys actually have to work hard to be as desirable.

>>37210494
Tbh if you can't find any then you're ugly or boring or bitchy.

I'm pretty fuggin average but can get quality guys easy.

You might be overestimating your worth as a potential mate.

>>37210521
that's a dumb reason to dump someone.


>>37210539
She can't use 2.5 dumbbells? good luck senpai.

>>37210566
It was too much too fast, he really saw our lives together like that and I didn't. I didn't want to make promises I couldn't keep and I never lied to him about it which only seemed to hurt him. So I grabbed my shit and jumped out of that relationship as fast as I could before he started to hate me.

>>37207308
Never choose the 3/10, wait for something better. Had a 3/10 girlfriend, she was crazy as fuck was kinda raped by her father with 5 and tried to kill herself multiple times , she even wanted to make a gender bender right After we brake up bc i couldn't take her depressing chubby ass anymore

>>37210560
Where did I indicate that I can't "find anyone?" there's literally at least 6 guys who'd like to date me at this very second if I wanted to.

I judt haven't met anyone that would work for me

>>37210762

>army of suitors

man, life is hard for a girl isnt it

>>37210762
>Be in engineering
>See this pig faced fat cunt
>Literally every computer chad want to fuck her
>Do not understand why, this is outrageous
>Remember that in engineering the pussy life is more dead than the sahara desert
>Be really glad I met my girl before going into it

You females really have it hard in life, don't you?
She is literally 2/10 and have literally 6-7's chasing her. Fuck this gay earth.
You vile females are toxic.

>>37205753
She works crazy fucking hours and getting a bit chubby. But I love her.

>>37211066
I am going to be in engineering this fall

Hope I can meet a nice smart guy who also lifts

>>37211174
Don't bother. Most engineers are dumb as fuck.
t. Mathematician

>>37211251
>t. Mathematician
>t. I will never have a job
lol

>>37209409

>I'm a female and of course I complain
If you know this, stop fucking complaining. It's annoying and if he's anything like me - he probably thinks less of you for it, and I'm patient as fuck with my girlfriend.

>>37207471
Holy fuck that is so fucking insecure.

"I don't want her to look at guys with better physiques than me."

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>37211263
Do you know how well financial mathematics pays?

Let me tell you it pays really fucking well.

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>>37205753

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>Do they lift with you?
No. It sucks and I wish he would. He used to work a fairly physically demanding job so he had a tight body but now he has a desk job and eats so much...
>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
By force p much... He's not a picky eater n I'm less irritable when I work out so I just eat right and hit the gym n he has food and ass 2 eat so he dgaf.
>How'd you two meet?
Through friends/same crowd kinda.

Seriously though wtf can I do to get him to get fit?I love him a lot but I see him losing muscle and getting a gut and I know it's because he's so sedentary and overeats but he doesnt seem to notice or care. His build has always been on the lankier side but muscular, and now its becoming lanky + gut. I see it in his face too.

It's only been about a year but I know if he keeps it up I will leave because I don't see the sense in staying with someone I don't think is hot. It's not even just fatness but the laziness of it... It's slothy and gluttonous idk.

He drinks a lot too which I find gross and it's definitely not helping him lol. I'll have a drink or two at a party or whatever but he gets straight blackout piss drunk just hanging out with friends or being at shows n its so fucking unattractive to me.

I try to encourage him to come with me but he wont let me give him advice on how to do things or what to do, he just runs for a bit, does some squats (I squat more and I'm almost a foot shorter than him lol), stretches, and leaves. I try to get him to control his eating habits by telling him to not eat so much, or to save me some food or whatever....

This is getting too long but fr im just frustrated as fuck and y'all are blunt enough to let me know whats up

like do I just tell him "u fat n nasty ill leave ur ass if u get any fatter" or

>>37208837
show her some shit like j.crvz on instagram
simple as fuck to follow and a lot of inspirational butt

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>>37205753
>Do they lift with you?
Yep.
>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
Yep.
>How'd you two meet?
On 4chan. I was a camwhore. We're going to get married this year. Can't tell anyone in rl how we met kek.

>>37208278
my bf doesn't want me to lose ANY weight for this very reason. Think I will do so anyway. am heterosexual female btw.

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One can dream...

I have a 6-7/10 qt who lifts, cooks, and plays vidya with me.

Feels good m8

>>37211251
Well, they still need to be better than like 97% of people in math to even get into the department.

>>37206785
>high test unicorn wife
its ok, you can talk openly about your husbando

>>37211383
i know this feel.

i dated a guy who was a fucking fatty. it pissed me off that he liked my body but wouldn't workout himself. he spent most of his money on crappy food and just got fatter and fatter. i laughed at him when he changed his facebook picture from his fat self to skinnyfat self from like 6 years ago.

anyway, i left him and even told him he needs to lift if he wants to get any. well now he's even more fat and forever alone. i hate losers.

>>37207689

>allowed herself

That's not how it works brother.

>>37210515

>men are selfish?

>yet women will drop a guy instantly if they can upgrade

We dude the exact same thing dude, don't act like it's any different.

>>37211631
Good call. I want to keep hoping he's going to notice that he's looking worse and worse and taking my ass for granted but I don't know if it's possible. Even his close friends have been openly mirin and it's just kinda sad cause I wish people looked at him that way too. As a person, generally, he's great, but so fucking sloppy n dumb sometimes it makes me want 2 kill.

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>>37211383
>>37211631
>>37211711
You'll almost always lose in this kind of situation.
Chances are your partner will stay fat since getting fit isn't an individual decision.
He'll also probably blame yourself eventually because he feels insecure and/or you put pressure on him.

I'll never date another unfit guy for this reason.

>>37211802
why does it look like you scrape your chest with sandpaper you fag

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>>37211809
>can't tell the difference between moisturising and abrasion
Here's the unkempt fatty.

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>>37205753
My wife is a very pretty blue-eyed brunette, she looks a lot like pic related. She's an avid athlete and oftentimes trains at the gym, runs and bicycles. Not only is she physically active, but she also reads and draws a lot, and she studies at the university to become a Finnish teacher. She's by far the most intelligent and interesting woman I've ever met: with her I can discuss everything from philosophy to history and from literature to movies. I'm a writer myself and she gives me useful critique on my work, and being a talented artist, she occasionally illustrates pencil drawings to include in my books when I finally publish them.

One of the things I love about her is ability for rational and independent though, which not many women are capable of, I've found. She's not deceived by the degenerate leftist, liberal, multicultural bullshit some of her professors and the media try to feed her, but she sees past it and has a healthy set of traditional values. She's very dedicated to our marriage and sees it as a common enterprise; we both support each other in our aspirations and give as much as we can. Sometimes I wonder can such a woman even exist, as she seems like too good to be true. She makes great protein rich food, almost never nags about anything, and is loyal and faithful. It's the best feeling in the world to feel her hair against my cheek and smell her fragrance, as she leans against me when we're watching a movie together. I love her and she loves me, and I know that what ever happens, she will be there for me. Sex is great, and neither of us have ever been with no-one else.

I hope to meet her one day.

>>37210762
>Only 6

Uggo detected

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>>37209027
>My raccoon started playing with her hair
B R U H

>>37207756
> you will never bulk with hitler

Shes great. Met when we were 16, dating 2 years. When I was skinnyfat and not lifting she baked me homemade from scratch pies and cupcakes and shit just because she liked doing it for me. She really does like me however I look (we dated when I was 139 and 185 and thought I was hot at both weights) but she's into manly guys and bears which means that I get to permabulk and she finds it even hotter. She cleans up without me asking and is finds satisfaction in being a good housewife but is also super fun and interesting. The catch is that she's a bit crazy but what girl isn't?

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>>37211328
300k starting
any job i want

>>37212080
You made me feel something, I'm not sure what.

>>37213388
Check 'em.

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>>37211607
actuary > engineer, m8

>>37206556
I don't know that feel
serio that's the worst feel ever

>tfw dating trappygf
>tfw shes too afraid to go to gym because she's worried someone will see her dick

I just want her to make it :(

>>37214283

l2tape?
Or wear gym skorts like trappy-chan.

Not a SO but
>met at gym
>im friendly so I greet everyone no matter what
>he watches me a lot, makes small talk, helps me on lifts I'm struggling with
>he asks to work out together
S-sure
>he invites me to a lot of places with his friends
Mostly reject the idea of being alone with him
>he invites me over
>asks me to rub his big muscles
I've never touched a big guy before, only a normie
>make out, pulls off my pants, licks my v, shoves his d in me, push him off and run out the door in shame
What do? It happened so fast and we didn't even finish. I just ran out.
He's super Christian too. Aren't Christians suppose to wait till marriage? Wtf did I just do.

>>37214587
lol obvious man. Ya having a wank bby?

>>37212080
Damn

She was a thicc morrocan who I genuinely loved every second of existence with.

Then she told me she had a bf all along and was just cheating on him with me. Don't fall for the bull meme lads...

>>37213339
What kind of entry level job would you do? Curious

>>37205969
Enjoy her getting fat, the lack of sex and her cheating.

>getting married when divorce rates are over half and cheating is considered empowering

>had sex with 15+ women
>had one GF in high school for 2 months
>every girl I've liked chose other guys

Fuck life brahs

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>>37209517
>>37210340
>>37210372

>>37216559
Well that's what you get for embracing the modern depraved hookup culture and being a degenerate man whore.

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>>37216630
It's okay lad all women are whores anyway

>family friend rejects me
>later posts this
>more motivation to get shredded

I dodged a bullet desu, giving strippers head and shit.

>>37205753
She hit on me when we were going to the same college together.

I ended up liking her.

She supports my lifting lifestyle 100%. She used to do gymnastics so she understands the competitive side of it.

She also supports my gear usage.

She doesn't lift with me mainly because I prefer to lift alone because people slow me down.

She's very pure and innocent, honest but a spicy latina.

We get competitive when we go out and play shit like bowling, she keeps me on my toes and tells me how it is.

She's loyal as fuck and has my back no matter what. She'd probably go to jail for me.

>>37205753
Like pic related

>I know

>>37207826
post pics of house,homegym and cute chicks
sounds comfy

>>37205895
>every biological process is a meaningless chemical reaction

I see somebody failed biology over and over again.

>>37216526
She started fat. She is terrified of ever going back to it. She already escaped that pain and learned.
She isn't some deluded fat cunt who pretends she doesn't have a problem

As for cheating. I can't tell the future, so I can't say with absolute certainty that she never will. however, since her father cheated on her mom several times, basically tearing her family apart, she has a pretty resolute stance on the idea.
I 100% trust her though. it doesn't cross my mind for a second. Even with all the beta orbiters she has.

Oh and it isn't constant sex, but its pretty common, but we are still young. It will probably slow down and I'm ok with that. I enjoy her company.

>>37216526
Divorce rates are skewed and not representative because people who divorce do so more than once mostly the second part is just your Internet version of how relationships work.
If you weren't such a bitter asshole you could find someone to share your life with too anon

>>37219902

you naive fuck

not that guy btw, but if you are willing to risk 50% of your assets on some cunt, you're a fool.

>>37206811
>buying a shaker
>making it
Pick one Mr. DYEL

>>37207344
It's your own fault really, it's like getting into the most niche hobby and then wondering why nobody can discuss it with you.

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>>37210558
Translation:
Men are desperate because they aren't as attractive to women as long as they're not CHAD, women can have any guy.

So deep anon, do you think women just want dick? I don't want to just have sex, I want a caring person that gives me strength by virtue of being with me, sharing their emotions and time and pleasure.

>>37220115

men have to work to get laid

women merely need to have a working vagina

big difference. it's the difference between working for money, and having it handed to you.

>>37219916
I am 20, I don't think about getting married anytime soon thanks to your superior insight.

Fox and grapes is so strong it's literally everywhere, if you had a girlfriend that you trusted and loved you would never say stupid shit like that-but alas you're a /r/redpill faggot

>>37220150
I think you missed the point. Its not just about sex.
Its about finding a person who makes the worst of it bearable and the best of it possible.

>>37220178

everyone trusts and loves their wife, anon

until they cheat

and then she takes half your money and kids, if any.

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>>37205753
>What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/waifu/husbando like /fit/?
Gf is pretty great. Together 6 years and we put up with all of each other's shit.

>Do they lift with you?
She actually got me back into lifting after 2 years off. She's competing in a bikini contest this Sunday so Cardio erry morning, lifting every afternoon.

>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
She kicks my ass to make sure I lift every day and eat big to get big.

>How'd you two meet?
Blind date set up by our best friends who were dating at the time. Banged on our first date and haven't stopped since.
Overall 9/10. Bikini prep is awful. She eats ~800 kcal a day and is absolutely useless for the 4 weeks before comp. Her tits have deflated from an E cup to a C cup. Her nipples are always hard tho because she's now cold 24/7.


Pic related. Me in her old pants

>>37220150
Who cares? Woe is me, my life is so unfair because I was born a man. You could act like one for a change, if it's just sex you're after literally talk to any random slut on the street, 20% chance you'll get laid after the second date, you could also go clubbing and fuck hoes left and right but it's all about how the game is rigged and how you need to whine about it as if it was some deep conclusion.

You whiny /r9k/ faggots are such a pain in the ass, feeling so enlightened

>>37220178
Agreed. I'm happily married myself and can't fathom the brains of these bitter fucktards who can't even hold romantic ideals.

>>37220218

you completely missed the point

im saying men have to work at getting relationships, while women have an endless supply of dick thrown at their face.

just saying, its a lot easier when you have more options than less, you know?

>What's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/waifu/husbando like /fit/?
5'6/32DD tits/attractive/into same shit as me/ lifts/ plays vidya/ only downside is she has depression/anxiety but I deal with it okay
>Do they lift with you?
Yes
>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
Yes, she is into fitness a lot, she got dem abs
>How'd you two meet?
At Uni, she lives in the opposite Hall and was friends with a guy who I knew slightly

>>37220196
Don't marry American women, problem solved, don't marry stupid people either problem solved. I don't understand you people always fighting for the rights of some retards who you probably wouldn't like either just because their wife left them (supposedly).
Don't you have any problems of your own instead of whining about society and how women are so terrible, maybe talk to some and be open about yourself and I don't mean talk to bitches but actual girls, they're just like men in most regard, they might feel differently about stuff but they're still normal people not some different species bred to destroy our lives

>>37213453
>top mathematical position vs standard engineering position
m8
lead engineer > actuary
staff engineer > actuary
and engineering can rise you to the top of the ladder, if you take the management route
senior vice president engineer > actuary
I work under a senior VP at a mechanical engineering company in NYC, big name called WSP Parsons Brinkerhoff. He's being vetted for president soon. He works with the rest of us engineers, but got a tap on his shoulder one day to move up in rank because he showed potential for it.

>go to gym with bf
>do our seperate workouts
>check eachother out sometimes
>at the end of our workout he usually plows me in the sauna

>>37220259

what? I dont hate women at all

im just saying they have things a lot easier

hell, a girl doesnt even need to be smart, she can just marry a rich guy and go shopping all day. how many instances of a guy leeching off a girl do you hear about though?

its ok though, I would never want to be a woman anyway. even though they have things on easy mode.

>>37220289
You know, you could find virtue in the fact that because you have to smart, good looking and interesting to land a good girl, you developed a personality.

Nah, its totally better to have things handed to you. Not like that leads to an empty life.

>>37220310

even if a man works for something he still has to avoid girls that want to use him for his money

we arent stupid, we know when girls are using us. many guys dont care though, they just go along with the lie that they love them or whatever. when in reality, it's their finances/status/whatever.

>>37220245
No, you condescending retard, I got your point.

If you hate your life so much because Pussy isn't "thrown" at you then change your life or stop being such a fucking idiot, of course there is a difference in potential partners for men and women but only a permavirgin like yourself with relationship advice from /r9k/ would get so worked up about it.
You know how men Pussy? By being confident and knowing what they want, you're a Pussy in thought and behavior and don't belong on /fit/ because people here try to improve themselves and not whine about their fate

>>37220289
I had you pegged for a misogynist but maybe your just a shitty misanthrope with misogynist leanings instead.

>>37220328
>>37220289
Kill yourself, you are so immature and stupid it's unbelievable.

>Ex-waifu to be works out at home as she is too modest to work out at the gym
>I liked that, meant no one else could look at her and she wasn't checking out other guys
>She is a great cook, she was gonna make me high protein breakfast, dinners and packed lunches everyday
>She was really supportive of me lifting
>I was finally going to get away from my gains goblins parents

Fuck why did it have to end? Still got too many feels.

Spoke to her yesterday for the first time in 6 months and she said that I brought out the worst in her and made her "feel insecure". All I did was joke around with her for having a squishy ass.

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>>37220338
He's just an idiot, he legitimately thinks that life is a competition where the grand prize is sex+money and that girls are winners by birth just because they have Pussy and that they don't have to bring anything to the table, no looks, no education, no effort, nothing, it's literally just Pussy because dick is thrown at pussy.

>>37220436

well, yeah

even ugly girls can get laid easily, explain that one

again, im not complaining. whats the fun if everything is handed to you on a platter?

>>37220472
Just stop dude, just stop now.

The worst part about all this is that you think you know something I don't know, a if you had some deep knowledge, like I don't understand what you're talking about...Seriously dude, read some books, you're mentally on the level of a 13 year old

>>37220520

how? by stating the obvious that is girls have things easy due to social dynamics?

regardless, I dont care. as a man I like knowing that im valuable because I bring more to the table than a dick. I have a brain too. whereas a woman brings meat flaps to the table, and little else if anything.

not trying to be deep or insightful, just stating the obvious. regardless, I am ok with working harder because I dont want to live my life just being used for sex, like a girl is.

>>37220472
Seriously, just stop.

You are double speaking here with your
"Its so unfair how easy girls have it"
"wheres the fun in having everything handed to you"

Meanwhile, here you are literally classifying the lions share of general females as stupid vapid whores who take advantage of every man caught in their web. I wonder how many guys do that? Generalize the entire gender.

I bet that makes life easy. Being an assumed tramp before you've said a word.

>>37220593

I didnt assume all girls are tramps at all

but you have to admit, girls with interests beyond instagram and sephora are pretty rare desu

>>37220593
He thinks that literally every woman is stupid and that women are only for sex, there is no use replying.

Wanna be alphas aka redditpill PUA neckbeards are the worst.

Also, >>37220557 post your body please so we can judge your future outlook on getting Pussy.
Please, one body shot would be enough

>>37220627
guys with interests beyond drinking and pussy is just as rare.
Dumb people like dumb things, and a lot of people are really dumb

>>37220645

I didnt say EVERY woman is dumb and only useful for sex

most, not all

which makes finding a girl who is useful beyond being a pair of walking tits kinda difficult so to speak

>>37220645

also, if most guys had the option to hang out with their guy friends or their girlfriend, if sex was off the table, 100% of guys would hang with their guy friends.

no offense, but sex is a girls only appeal over regular friends

>>37220667
Post your body, your posts have no validity before you do this, you are so full of yourself you must be a real catch to speak so highly of yourself.

Also state some of your interests please, anything you have any expertise

>>37220687

when did I ever claim to be a 10/10? we're talking about dating dynamics, that's all.

all ive said is a girl has the dating game on easy mode because of what is between her legs. if you disagree, please say why that is false.

>>37220682
Not true at all. I hang out with my GF all the time. She is an absolute bro. None of my friends dislike her anyways, so she is always welcome to come along one way or the other.

We are practically inseparable, and fuck I love it.

>>37220719
Post body, you're on /fit/ after all.
I've told you time after time what I think about your "argument"
State your interests, you say you're above women, share with us why.

>>37220727
Even if your girlfriend wasn't a bro it wouldn't matter, she is supposed to be your girlfriend not your boy-girlfriend

>>37220719
But you already said easy =/ better
So even if that was true, isn't it worse for them?

>>37220759
He is mentally retarded, he contradicts himself with every other post because he just repeats the basic /r9k/ philosophy and manages to make it worse

>>37220740

im not above anyone.

girls do have dating easier though, than guys in general.

i lift alone in my garage
i've never had a gf (or bf for that matter)
no friends at all for a decade
only me
i've got social anxiety and depression
i wish i could lift even more often but im at my max. it's the only thing i look forward to.

>>37220810
Why do you repeat yourself for the 20th time? Are you fucking retarded, we got your memo, nobody cares.
Dating isn't a competition, it's supposed to give you a partner, you're supposed to show your best side and make the other person comfortable because they could just go clubbing if they were looking for a quick fuck

>>37220820
Me too anon, working on my social gains though, might get Dat dere gf soon enough( actually might lose virginity in a few days) wish me luck breh

>>37220861

>dating isnt a competition

life is a competition, anon

noone wants to be the guy who ends up marrying a whale

>>37220876
good luck anon
you can do it

>>37220909
Life is not a fucking competition, you're so immature it actually hurts, I can't believe there are people like you.

You don't need to marry anyone if you're so afraid of the straw(wo)men you're building

>>37220927

of course it is: you compete with people for promotions, for dating, for nearly everything

if you are better than your peers you get the money, the hot girl, the nice house, and so on. not that these things are the only things that matter, but life is all about competition.

that girl you like? im sure other people like her too. so what do you do? be better than the other guy.

>>37220915
<3
We all will bro

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>>37220939
See how far it gets you faggot, now please stop replying, I am still waiting on the body shot, people like yourself are always the laziest and only talk about shit
Let's see your competitive spirit, show us those delts

>>37220909
competition of what? Fame? Money? Things that only have value if you put value on them?

I didn't get with my GF to impress anyone. I did it because she made me happy.
And hell, she started as a fat girl, and you know what? I didn't care if she was fat or not. She lost weight because she felt like she was letting me down. I mean she always wanted it, but that fact pushed it home.
What a vapid whore right?

>>37220978

hey, im happy for you

hopefully I can find a girl that isnt like all these instagram/snapchat vapid sluts as well. they are out there somewhere, I guess.

>>37220953
what is this? is he squeezing out the insides of a cucumber through his underpants?

>>37220876
Good luck to you then, I hope you meet someone nice.

>>37221024
I met her already, it's only a matter of further escalation, she is very lovely, and she has such joocy tighs :3 she wants me, I want her, it's all good.

The best thing is that I am not so needy as before, I feel that I am much more self confident, especially since I started lifting

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>>37219962
u wot m8

>>37205753
Dont have any of em.

>>37205753
>What's your girlfriend like /fit/?
She's surprisingly grounded, which is why I'm in an LTR with her. She doesn't let her emotions get out of control very much. She's 22, a few years younger than I am. Short hair dyed black, overall goth aesthetic, browses /fa/, has her own interests.

>Do they lift with you?
No, but she does lift. We have our own lifting groups.

>Do they support your lifting lifestyle?
She would leave me if I let myself go, so yes. I would leave her also. Being in shape is a requirement from both of us.

>How'd you two meet?
I asked for her facebook at an anime convention. She was qt as fug

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>>37220953

holy... *¬* looks so delicious

I miss the taste of manly cum...

>>37210368

;; I'm not american

>>37219989

I guess.

>>37223066
>Goth
Hnnng
Breh, she high test? I love high test goth girls

>>37223066
Did you give er the ol dickaroo yet?

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>>37223177

Yeah love high test goths

>>37223177
Wide hips, big butt, smallish chest

Fuck brehs now I'm feeling it, gonna go interrupt her vidya and prone bone her brb

>>37221002
You've obviously haven't talked to many girls if you think them simply being on instagram/snapchat makes them vapid sluts, it's just a different social dynamic that even your mom would use if it was around when she was young.
By the way there have been multiple studies showing that there are more college aged virgins now than our parent's generation, so stop trying to buy into all these traditional values that you never even lived through.