/fraud/

>>37087891
First for FL gets a gf.

How 2 explain disposable income from not entirely legal means so I don't get my shit fucked up?

Should I rewatch Breaking Bad x F?

>>37087930
Claim to be an uber driver.

>>37087988
But then everyone will think I'm a rapist/pedo/pedorapist/rapistpedo

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>>37087930
Is it cash or some other form of funds?

>>37087930
You sell stuff on ebay

>>37088034
It'll most likely be bitcoin to bank.

>>37087930
Say they're tips or you do landscaping for rich folks

>>37087930
Claim you're a panhandler by trade and it's all donations.

>>37088062
Now I want to be a ripped pan handler
>Will work for Protein

>>37088051
>>37088060
>>37088062
I don't know if that'd work, especially if the money comes from bitcoin a large portion of the time.

Unless there's a way to go from bitcoin to cash that circumvents the bank.

>>37088074
Sounds like g4p

steroids are for manlet faggots

>>37088083
Are you trying to convince friends or the irs you made none of this clear.

>>37088088
I think you found a script writer.

>>37088111
Nice jerrcubed

>>37088111
I live in the UK. I thought that if I've suddenly got a fair bit of money coming into my bank account from bitcoins, that'd it'd raise flags.

>>37088083
pretty sure you can sell bitcoins locally in person for cash.
localbitcoin.com

think there also may be bitcoin ATMs, not sure if they're related to a name tho.
>>37087891
that file size

>>37088088
You sound like g4p. ) :<

>>37088057
Do NOT cash out Bitcoin and have the funds going through anything in your name, least of all a bank account. Sell it for cash in person if you can, or cash by mail.

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>>37088057
Not an expert on that but make sure you run them through a tumbler and then if anyone asks where the money came from just say you sold some shit to your friend and all he had was bitcoins to pay you.
If you are talking about thousands of dollars you need to get on tor and start doing a lot of reading on what these guys do to "launder" the money they get.
Only way I know of doing this is to buy gold and/or cash on a darknet market.

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>>37088127
No shit it's going to raise red flags. Why didn't you tell us from the start it's to dodge the irs or wharever the limey equivalent is. You cash out by selling bitcoins for pounds. You make the transactions in person. You send them to coin and pocket the cash. Don't deposit it. Only spend it.

>>37087891
FAGS

>>37088187
This, laundering the money so you can spend it on things attached to your identity is a bit more involved.

Enjoy your extravagant groceries and 4k televisions.

>>37088187
I'm not too knowledgable about bitcoin, I only started using it a couple days ago for a couple outgoing transactions. I guess I'll have to end up investing in a good safe after all. I was planning on getting one just for my gear, but storing cash will do just as well.

I guess quitting my job to live off the funds is out of the question then.

>>37088269
Yep. Work something you like.

>>37088290
I guess I could always become a blacksmith, and say the funds come from me selling my shit. Of course I'd have to be pretty damn good for that to work though lmao.

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Winklaar update

>>37088354
Selling small untraceable stuff would be better.
Icecream for example.
Still working on something better for my laundry endevour myself

>>37088354
>I guess I could always become a blacksmith
That sounds like a sweet fucking job/hobby.
Have to find some place where you can do it without noise complaints though.
>>37088357
Jesus.
I've never felt so dyel in my life.

>>37088226
Fight me, titty toucher

>>37088417
>titty toucher
lel'd
More original the "breeder"

>>37088399
Well I'm sure it'll be alright on the night. I'll figure it out.

Today is feels day brehs. Woke up with thoughts of ex, playing sad songs. It's been 5 months. Me 5 months alone with memories and her 5 months with her new Manlet boyfriend. Karma does not exist for cheating whores brehs.

/end rant

>>37088784
Exes feels general

I've been talking to mine for like 16 hours straight.

>>37088803

I cut off all contact. Haven't talked to her since. I hope it hurts.

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CANARYS PROGRAM WORKS

for the first time in my life. I just sharted my pantaloons. It took my by surprise i was outside enjoying a smoke. Then boom. A powerful shart erupted from my anus. Time to take a shower and do laundry.

Thanks for the shitty program canary.

>>37088784
>>37088803
>>37088871
ah the contrast off /fraud/

Never change, fellows

>>37088803
>I've been talking to mine for like 16 hours straight.
lol
Didn't you just shit on her yesterday?
>>37088871
Wat

>>37088784
You forget to take anti e's or something. You must not be all that because anyone who roids knows if you lose a woman the gym is the easiest place to find another one.

Whining over exes. /r9k/ is that way ==>

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>>37088894
Cliffs:
canary gets drunk and shits his bed
Fraud jokes about it
Canary says he's selling bed shitting prorams
Alb shits himself
Coach shits himself

>>37088914

Anon pls

>>37088914
>anyone who roids knows if you lose a woman the gym is the easiest place to find another one
What the fuck

>>37088932
kek. I never understood how people could get that drunk.

I've got a friend who broke two phones.
Because he pissed himself while drunk.

Got me a PVC pipe, a rope and a 2,5kg plate and built my wrist Roller. My forearms never hurt that that Bad in my whole life.
Massive forearms here I come!

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Is it a bad idea to take dbol while cutting? I mean I cut to reduce bloat and dbol will only increase it, but some extra strength would be nice to be able to lift more while losing mass. I'm currently cruising test only.

is ok to mix an EC stack with yohimbine?

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>>37088357
mirin hard

he got those insane monster genetics

>>37089369
It's not the worst thing i've ever heard. You'll probably still get bloat, but the water will drop off when you stop.

>>37089027
I wasn't even drunk. Neither was alb.

Feels bad.

>>37088871
Damn, that's you and Alb now
Seems like this program is a revolution is the science of pants shitting

>>37089430
Thanks my man

>>37089436
>alb, canary and coach have all shit themselves
If I poop my pants can I be a cool kid?

>>37089558
Only if you post pictures of it.

>>37089444
Nice jerrrbears.

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>>37089558
Yeah you can. It's a sign of status. Like an expenive watch. It means you can blow money however you want. Like on pantaloons.

>>37089558

Pics or nah

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>>37089688
Is that cake fake?

>>37089775
All natty

>>37089649
>>37089739
Naw. Could just be a fake pic with chocolate.

Gotta shit your britches in person, so they can verify via smell.

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shoulders still fucking hurt from gym yesterday
Fuck being natty
Recovery times are fucking fucked

>>37089688
That shit looks so perfect I have the urge of tearing it. Fucking hell.

>>37089826
Why are you natty

>>37089822

Okay let's see it anyway.

>>37089826
ikr
Can't wait to jump back on.

>>37089838
Do it let the cake hate flow through you.

>>37089840
Why are you?

>>37089871
I've been back on 200 test for the last few months I think.
Maybe like 2.5-3 months

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>>37089840
Still haven't gotten the test I ordered
Don't have the money to buy massive blast all at once
Basically reached s point where I had to PCT to avoid becoming a mess

>>37089866
It's a bad life
I'm so eager to run 3-4 compounds at once
It'll be great

>>37089890
That's rough

>>37089890
How has your gear not arrived? Every domestic source I've used is ndd

>>37089961
I am a grumpy midget
Obviously I won't see that much difference in progress etc because I was only cruising
But it felt nice always having stable levels

>>37089977
I do not know
Probably going to ask again

>>37089996
Inb4 MG gets even shorter

Just finished a cycle at test e 250 e4d then 120 eod prop. It lasted for about 11 weeks, also did some winstrol last few weeks

I have now been doing pct nolva for 2 days and Im not completely satisfied with my gains and certaintly dont want to lose them, how long do i need to wait before next cycle? I should've just cruised and blasted but ive been told so many times thats just bad...

is a starting salary at 60k /good/ for someone with a masters in the states?

>>37090082

PCT is way worse on the body than cruising. If labs come back normal besides LH, FSH, and test then hop right back on.

>>37089996
You've never blasted?

>>37090081
Kek

>>37090133

Jerrbears

>>37089826
didn't you say you were going to do a bradly martyn workout yesterday?
you said it was meh?
now you complainin about bein sore

baka manlet, you are such a woman

>womanletgains

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>>37090081
Turns out steroids were the only thing stopping me shrink
End up 4 foot tall

>>37090082
B&C fuckboi

>>37090133
Of course I have
I was cruising when my supply went dry
Waited too long to order but now it's taken waaaaay to long for source to get me my oil, so I'm now natty sadly

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>>37090151
Yeah I said I did a bodybuilding routine
Didn't feel sore just tired
Then later on I posted about how I could feel the pain now

I admitted I had judged it to quickly when I said I was in pain kek

Now I'm just STILL in pain
Well, sore, not pain

>>37090179
>bodybuilding routine

>>37090179
>getting sore
lmao fucking woman

getting muh tren a tommorow

50mg ed, what am i in for boys?

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>>37090251
As opposed to strength

I used a variety of machines and exercises I have never done before or rarely do
12 to 15 reps a set, 4 to 5 sets
Depending on the exercise

I felt tired, not sore afterwards
When I do heavy lifting I feel sore as fuck, which feels good, you know what I mean.
But later on I felt like I got hit by a car and suddenly felt really sore.

Is that enough details for you to understand what I mean?
Or are we going to continue to going in depth on an off handed comment I made?

>>37090280
That is sexist and triggering

>>37089815
Did you see this short film?

https://vimeo.com/152985022

>>37090305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTDapcklnV8

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>>37090299
A good time

>>37090337
Don't have time to watch videos I'm at work
tl;dr it if you want me to respond

Figured out that my delt tenderness and forearm tendinitis are actually bicep tendinitis. Probably caused from a lack of scapular depression i.e. I roll shoulders forward naturally from too little trap work. Farmers walks here I come.

I think I'm gonna break it off with my fuck buddy.

>>37090399
maybe you should start working your core to before your entire lumbar breaks down

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>>37090399
>so little trap work
I know this feel
Plus shrugs don't feel like they're doing anything.
Only takes a couple weeks hitting traps twice a week to bring them up

>break it off with my fuck buddy
The transformation to full homo is nearly complete

>>37090504
I was at the gym today and there was this dude smashing his traps. Supersetting Behind the back barbell shrugs, with regular barbell shrugs, with dumbell shrugs. Every time I see him in the gym, he has a gallon of water with him, and drains the entire thing.

I've spent most of the day with azusa
>future mothers day

>>37090399
My shoulder issues are 100% from no rear delt

>>37090547
Does he have a back of the gods?

I have trouble doing trap work using anything but shrugs because I tend to roll my shoulders and use rear Delts instead
It's a bad habit
Started doing heaves with the bar behind my head just to try force myself to keep the pressure on traps instead

>>37090579
He's hench af.

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>>37090594
We should aspire to match his dedication

yo i havnt been here for months

is FL dead?

does slut still have that gf?

jerry is still with azusa i see

Alright i am the fag that was posting yesterday about feeling like shit, completely weak and shaky, etc.. on dnp.

Injected a fuckload of tren ace yesterday, i feel way fucking better now, almost like normal.

I am never running dnp without tren again

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>>37090721

>running dnp at all

There is no reason to ever use that shit.
YOu just fuck yourself up with it.

Fuck DNP.

>>37090721
You are fucking stupid

I'm not gonna be able to start roiding for a month, as I'm waiting for my shit to come through, so what routine should I do until then? I wouldn't have thought it'd be the same one I'd do when I'm on roids.

>>37089409
yes, remember to fast for yohimbine to work

>>37090721
I can't even

>>37090894
You can do the same routine. The important thing with training is linear progression.

>>37090924
I just thought that doing something like Serge Nubrets routine wouldn't work so well if I wasn't on roids.

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>>37089409
>Is it okay to take this combo of stimulants with a 3rd stimulant?
I'll let you decide what to do here.

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>>37089409
Yes. Dose is an important thing to consider as well as how you personal react to stimulants.

Just ate 30mg Ritalin. I'm going to feel so much better in about an hour.

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If I just wanna be big, a little vascular, with visible abdominals and be super strong, will I ever need to use anything other than test with npp on bulks and mast on cuts? I don't wanna be super shredded or sub 12% bodyfat or have that marble look. I just wanna look like a bigger Justin Lascek really, or like Dimitri Klokov

Pic related, would eat his seed. No homo tho

>>37091058
Not really and all those compounds are crazy mild. You'd love it.

>>37091058
how about you just eat and train

Pic you posted isn't hard to achieve.

Good luck on klokov physique though lol.

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Oh shit found a sick phil vs levrone comparison

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>>37091058
Just use test and npp
Plenty of dbol on bulks
Maybe throw in tren because it feels great

You'll be sweet just eating properly and lifting 5 days a week.
Make sure you don't sacrifice the abs just to get bigger though, there's no rush to get to where you're going

>>37090924
>linear progression.
Inefficient

>>37089409
Yes but be sure to wait 4 hours after dosing the yohimbine before taking ephedrine.

>>37087930
Buy CSGO items with BTC and then convert it to PP. Say you won it gambling.

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>>37091406
That doesn't work if his problem is getting cash converted to Bitcoin in the first place.
How do you explain a couple thousand K streaming in to your account by cash deposit every week?

>>37091245
left half looks shit

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>>37090684
>is FL dead?
Only inside.

>>37091245
Its not fair if they don't show the legs. Phil wins in the particular instance anyways.

>>37090551
Bought mine some beer and a couple grams of weed. My mother, that is, I don't really have a waifu.

Cashier at the rec shop didn't even check my ID, they're fucking up over there.

About to try a low THC, high CBD strain, inb4 still causes anxiety.

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>>37091653
That would be phil.

noob here how much does it cost to run an average cycle? and what's the best shit for beginners who don't want to get gyno or any serious side effetc?

>>37091477
how do the big dealers do it?

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> be mossad the namefag, tall aryan with size 14 feet and 10/10 butt
> passionate about medicine, pharmacology, computer science, and finance
> hardworker and literally no casual interests aside from sex, food, amd fitness
> everyone assumes I have my shit together, I'm making bank, and I have bitches all over my dick
> people expect shit of me, expect me to lead
> dress professional and fancy all the time
> nobody would guess I'm just a bi-polar 4chan autistic nerd with /pol/-esque beliefs

I'd think I'm an employers wet dream but who knows. How to find career? Are we supposed to write a job-applying bot these days and apply to everything?

Please tell me exactly how and what a stupid faggot I am.

>>37088914

lol no.

>>37088803

I'd say you should marry that girl but she'll run off as soon as you're affectionate.

>>37091477

Why do you need to explain it? US government doesn't give a fuck if it's under $10,000 a month. But a police state like UK, who knows.

>>37091477
Ah, completely misread it. Thought it was online to cash lol. Would using cash for visa gift cards and then pooling them online be a decent idea?

>>37090127
>[Citation needed]

A common suggestion is stay off for as long as you stayed on. No point in doing PCT if youre just gonna hop right back on.

>>37087930
It entirely depends on how much income. If it's only a few thousand per month then it's easy. If it's millions a year then it's a lot more complicated and you should hire someone to launder it for you.
Assuming the former; tumble the coins, sell for cash in person in small amounts (under $2k at a time), start paying everything possible with cash (rent, bills, groceries, fuel etc), anything left over you will need to effectively launder, I suggest starting a PC repair shop from home (or other similar business), create fake invoices for a few hundred dollars each week, pay your taxes and deposit the money into your bank the same as any other legitimate business.

>>37091058
>I dont want to go too crazy, just look like Klokov or something

This guy..

Quick question. Gear such as tren, and gh while doing both lifting and cardio(think boxing/muay thai.)

Is it inadvisable to do high intensity cardio while on steroids and/or hgh? I understand the potential size gains are lesser, but as a performance athlete, that isn't entirely the goal of training.

>>37091898
Id stay away from doing excessive cardio workouts while on HGH.

I dont think excessive myocardial hypertrophy is a good thing.

Just do some test if youre an athlete

>>37091909
lmao

>>37091898
You wouldn't use tren as a cardio intensive athlete unless you were doing some very harsh asthma drugs along with it to compensate. Some drugs like EQ help cardio by increasing rbc. If your heart is healthy, you can and should do cardio.

>>37090828
Why not cut in 3 weeks instead of 3 months

>>37091996
The increase in RBC is temporary right? And what effects are caused by tren that need to be compensated for by asthma drugs? Is this true of all steroids, or just Tren?

>>37091854
Definitely the best method for small time
Now just to sell the illegal stuff to make that kinda money kek

>>37090890
>>37090911
Why is that stupid?

Found my ex's pof

Pls end my suffering.

>>37090828
currently experiencing the worst acid reflux, that nothing will make stop.
fuckin dnp

>>37092031
What's her username?

>>37092031
this is one of my biggest worries.

>date girl for 2 years
>she leaves me cause she wants to figure her shit out
>no idea why she cant figure her shit out while still staying with me but whatever
>i ask her if that means she'll stay single until she figures it out
>"i mean if i find a guy and it happens, it happens"
>pretty pissed off about this because im a guy she likes...
>make a tinder account
>everytime i swipe i hope to God its not her profile that comes up
>if she left me, and then made a tinder account, id feel absolutely worthless

>>37092067
^^^

Has anyone been /fraud/ inside Japan before? Apparently not illegal to import (as long as you don't import syringe and pins).

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>>37091826

No, but you can use BTC to purchase gift cards off Amazon or anything off Amazon and save 15% using Purse.io. Here, use this link and give me money...

> purse.io/?_r=fttXZH

Alternatively, this is one of the only ways of converting visa gift cards into BTC

>>37092029

Probably because it's dangerous to run Tren+DNP although Chem, Zyzz, and I have done it.

>>37092031

It doesn't really mean anything. For example, most of the girls on Tinder are just there for attention and they're all whores that like BSDM. Many of the girls on POF are probably too scared to meet anyone.

My ex deleted all her dating profiles after breaking up with me and has stayed single. I don't understand it.

>>37092025
True of tren but not all steroids. Don't do tren if you want to have any sort of cardio.

>>37092025
>>37092131
How about ITPP on tren? Seems well priced.

>>37092131
Is there any good website of cycle recommendations based on goals of the individual? For example, performance athletes, football players, powerlifters, or infantry soldiers(particularly useful in my case).

>>37092029
Why didn't you just eat a fucking chocolate bar?

>>37092031
Try fucking other girls

>>37092149
No. Research all steroids individually.

>>37092131
Been doing an hour cardio a day on tren and dnp
Bastarded

>>37092127

No I met her on pof, we were together for 3 years. I feel sick desu

>>37092095
Trip who posted here often a while back spent some time in Japan and did a 50/50 dbol/drol oral 'cruise' while there.

>>37092205
50 sdrol?

>>37092205
>attaching cycle to your trip

What is this? 2015?

>>37092127
>it's dangerous to run Tren+DNP

IT IS? uh oh, but why?

>>37092212
My liver is stronk.

>>37092220
Pls no bully.

>>37092127
Why is it more dangerous to run test tren and dnp than just test and dnp?

Legit curious

>>37092241
I doubt its that strong. Rest in piss bro.

>>37092248
>>37092224
If you understand either of those drugs you shouldn't need to ask

>>37092224
>>37092248
>>37092127
just spit balling, but is it the reduced ability to breath/cardio ability that can happen with them.

and its thats the case would cycling clen with them help?

>>37092152
Because i can't cut as fast as i want to if i am eating fucking chocolate in addition to my protein and vegetables

>>37087930
go to casino with cash, then trade for chips play a game and then cash out. Keep the cash out receipts of the *big wins*.

>>37091756
Gita mine vacuum seal bags

>weed
Degenerate as h*ck

>>37092205
Wasn't that Korea and dbol and tool

I think japanbrah homebrews

>>37092262
Been running 20-50mg of superdrol for over 6 months now, most of that time alongside 80mg of accutane. Regularly get bloods done and liver values are only slightly out of range. No sides except occasionally get lethargy at which point I lower the sdrol dose and remember to take my UDCA.

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>>37092298

>>37092263
ok i apparently thought I did, but i guess not.

so please tell me, why is it bad to run them both together?

is it easier to blast on trt? I guess there would be no need for pct as long as your e2 is alright

>>37092276
Implying eating a small chocolate bar will have any bearing on your cut
All you're going to do is stop that furious shaking
BAKA

>>37092325
I'll just prepare the spoon you want us to feed you with

>>37092353
i'll just prepare the dick you want up your ass fag

>>37092377
Thanks bby

>>37092281
japanbrah posts on here? Well I got plenty of time before I'm actually there.

>>37092402
>>37092353
>>37092263
>has info to help
>refuses to so he can feel superior

dick

>>37089815
Is it really you slut? Haven't seen you since around the time mike bailed and chem wasn't getting prison raped, how you been? you back to leaving humanity behind?

>>37087891
what is this, a picture for manlets?

>>37092348
You don't pct on trt. Trt is for life pct is only for when you are coming off

>>37092454
I prefer to think of it as encouragement to learn how to do your own research and/or develop common sense

Go read about what tren uses a lot of and what dnp takes away. I'll wait, you can figure it out. I believe in you

>>37092456
>Mike
We don't mention that here. The pain is still real

>>37092454
>acting like people owe you help
>being a leeching negroid

>>37092496
carbs...

i have googled this before starting and people do tren + dnp all the time with no issue.

>>37092454
You should know the sources where you can find this info. Put 2 and 2 together friend

>>37092499
Are you kidding me?
You're a fucking white male.

Gibmedats

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>>37092496
Sorry bruh, I won't say it again. Most bro motherfucker imho. Really don't know if he was a fraud or a /fraud/ if you know what I mean.

I always like to think his gear just got stuck in the mail and he bailed due to paranoia.

>>37092454
Even basic knowledge of these things would tell you why it's a bad idea

>>37092456
>Mentioning mike
Far out do you wanna get banned?

>>37092520
>stares with horse teeth grin at bullying someone

>>37092510
Yeah but they're responsible and did research

If you understand what you're taking then you shouldn't be swayed by the whims of a Transsiberian Basket Weaving forum as to whether it is or isn't dangerous.

But I'm feeling generous. You know what makes you sweat? Tren. You know what else makes you sweat? Dnp. You know how easily you could be dangerously dehydrated by the combination? Pretty.

But that's not a guarantee.

I'm MostlyHomo and I approve of this message

>>37092536
Mike was a lie. Shhhhh. No more words now

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>>37092162

it's sad I can't justify the waste of cow juice on a dnp cut

>>37092224
>>37092248
>>37092273

mossad's retarded, no it isn't

dnp increases respiratory rates because the mitochondria suddenly need to do 1.x (x ~= daily dose /1000) as much work to produce the same amount of atp your body needs

tren has some very slight bronchoconstrictive effects but there's no mysterious alchemical reaction happening here that makes it oh so dangerous as compared to either one in isolation

>>37092298

you need to make sure your remains are donated after you die so we can study what the fuck your liver is made out of

>>37092601
Don't tell them it's safe, brick, I have a racket going here

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>>37092608

not like it's fucking difficult to take a multi, drink a low cal powerade or two, and constantly slow-sip ice water the entire fucking day

my workout shirts universally have fucking massive salt stains on them after they dry off, but I'm not keeling over in the middle of lecture because I devote the minute bit of mental effort necessary to make sure I hydrate properly

>>37092595
>dehydrated
ooooh i thought it was complex than that.

southern hemisphere winter atm :D
cant dnp in aussie summer

>>37092601
Tren is non negotiable at this moment
Only 250mg dnp a day though
How long are u running this evil shit for

>>37092595
Tren+DNP literally even why.

Just Tren+PSMF you lazy fat niggers

>>37092608
oh yeah give me your tren

>>37092642
>>37092669
It's just that simple

If you take the plunge into hormona you should know more than enough to ask a question like that

>>37092713
Sure. Give me your money

>>37092707
>PSMF

would be feasible if i didnt do 12hr shift work

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>>37092690

starting week 3 at 600

I've got 16 beautiful little red tops just waiting for me in this box

>>37092707

yeah do psmf with tren when the main draw is not getting (as) fat off of carbs...

you're fucking retarded

dnp + psmf + cruise dose test

hello I am new
how many injections a week are good for a beginner? I think my math was off, came out to only buying three vials

>>37092740
Tren is excellent for cutting you niggerbrain

>>37091858
Yeah, on second thought, Klokov mode is unachievable.
>>37091286
I'm too much of a pussy to go on any oral, besides maybe Anavar.

>>37092162
Cunt, wich Lab from mm is legit? Nobel, wildcats or neuropharma?

>>37092725
sent ;)

>>37092737
thats perfect for IF

>>37092751
well you didnt say what
or at waht dose
or for how long

but based on the fact that you said Beginner I'm going to say yes thats correct but do more reseach

>>37092298
Liver values are the end all be all. If my liver values were fine I still wouldn't do that shit.

is HCG in pill form worse than injections? why?

>>37092740
why do dnp at all period?

enjoy your myocarditis

>>37092788
>thats perfect for IF

its all manual labour, i'd pass out around lunch, or midnight if its a night

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>>37092707
Or do it a little slower with KETO : )

I feel fine and actually stick to it 100% of the time.

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>>37092774

because it allows you to eat more carbs without the resultant fat gain, you fucking retarded mooncricket

nobody here actually has enough muscle that they actually need tren to be able to hold onto lbm while even on a horrifically steep cut so literally the only other possible argument you could have just went out the fucking window, which is something your mother should've done after seeing your mongoloid countenance

>>37092803

if you're going to try to troll me at least put some effort into it

0/10

>>37092809

structure meals so you eat a bit of protein, and like half of the carbs/fats you're allocated for the day before shift and during your lunch break, then the last half or so of your protein before you kick off your boots, stumble into bed, and pass out

>>37092866
>I feel fine and actually stick to it 100% of the time.

I say this because I'm known to fuck up dieting.

>>37092866
Hey you ever play with goats kids or lambs? Its dank shit petting zoos are fun.

>>37092870
But brick
Tren has no Antidote
You literally can't stop people dying from tren

>people honestly believe this

>>37092870
Then they certainly don't need tren + DNP. Tren + PSMF is fast and effective.

>>37092893
so pretty much everyone should do tren then?

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> Eurovision 2016!

>>37092193
> we were together for 3 years

Nigger, read carefully. It's a shit test. The final limit for girls to break off relationships is about 2 years. She loves you, she wants your dick. Do not text her. If you do, you will regret it. Don't stalk her online. Just focus on yourself, she'll come back within 3 months, and if you handle this like an alpha -- you'll have her forever.

Don't text her. Take a fucking Prozac, whatever you have to do. If you text her you imply that you are a desperate beta bitch that needs her and she will never love you. The girl needs to see you become a mess to move on. I know it hurts, but if you don't show it, she'll be back, I promise. Do not text her.

>>37092601
> mossad's retarded, no it isn't'

Thank you, brick. Need we forget this is how Zyzz died as I implied [minus the crack]. For those in poor health or having heart conditions; Tren is bad enough and DNP adds to the fire.
[
But yes, I took 1g DNP/day, 600 mg Tren/wk, and drank plenty of alcohol on amphetamine+ephedrine -- and nothing bad happened. But to say it is safe is like me saying "Tren doesn't cause hair loss" and even I don't believe that.

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>>37092885
When I was a toddler. I need to go back.

>>37092894
Test, mast, nandrolone + Keto. Maybe 250mg DNP if it's cool enough out. Build the hell out of insulin sensitivity with the low carbs + nandrolone.

Then add in tren and rock 'n roll with carbs.

>>37092893
>>37092948
I meant dnp kek
Dnp has no antidote

Tren is great and can't kill you because tren is life

>>37092866
>keto

back to /r/fitness you go

alright since tren is being discussed, why do people bitch about tren sides? i have ran 800mg in the past, and now i'm running 500mg, and i fucking LOVE IT to death. lowered it because I am a cheap fuck.

i'm doing 250 test 500 tren right now.

>>37092993
my dick wont stay down, cum only after a rough hour of sex.

that is all

Is DNP ok to do with PSMF or does anyone have any experience with it? I have actually used DNP to accelerate my weight loss a bit(rounding out my 3rd cycle at 500mg now) after I made sure to fix my diet first. Recovering fatty down from 330 to 260 in 5 months, but I still look ham planet. I'm reading everywhere that PSMF is the hot shit, but I just want to make sure I don't just instadie on DNP if I try it.

>>37093010
tough life

>>37093025
its genuinely exhausting.
i thought i was gonna die last week, hardest i have ever had to work to finish

>>37092975
/r/ketogains?

Keto works for fat loss. It just makes you flat, so add in nandrolone and the flatness is bearable. And most people fuck up getting into ketosis, giving it a bad wrap.

>>37092993
Tren eventually wears down adrenals and screws up digestion. You don't want to run it longer than your body is telling you to. You can use it longer if you're younger/ in better health.

>>37093045
>Tren eventually wears down adrenals
can you explain what this means?

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Randomly decided to add up my entire wish list of stuff for next blast including ancillaries

>$1080

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>37092959
That's overly complicated and now you're involving 4 compounds and still have DNP in there.

>Hey guys just do tren+psmf as alternative to tren+dnp so you don't need to do dnp

Oh nah bro just do test, nandrolone, mast and tren and memediet which is hard maintain those macros as an alternative to using DNP.

Oh and also don't forget to add in some DNP.

>>37093040
dawg only plebs cum from physical stimulation

cumming is 99% mind over matter

>>37093074
dets?

>>37092993
Insane pip for me. Such crazy libido it just distracted me too much from being productive and also from gym time.

>>37093077
yeah im in a dead end relationship that i cant get out of because we own a house together and i cant afford to pay lawyers etc.

the sex might be awful, but at at least its frequent.
so its fine right?. . . .r. right?

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>>37092894

holy fuck you are literally retarded

>>37092954

that's staggeringly intellectually dishonest and you fucking know it, any drugs that exacerbate it have such a vanishingly small portion of blame compared to the fucking morons that #yolo when they've got heart conditions

>>37092963

jesus christ I have too much blood in my alcohol stream right now to do this

>>37093017

as long as you don't get insane carb cravings on dnp like some apparently do, you'll be fine

>>37093045
>>37093071

it's some bullshit hand-waving pseudoscience about adrenal fatigue that will get any non-retarded medical professional to start hissing at you and throwing things

>>37093074

that's cute

>>37093106

I rarely do. I have had them 4-5 times between about 25 days total, and all except for once I just plowed through them. Vyvanse really helps you not want to eat in general.

>>37093106
>it's some bullshit hand-waving pseudoscience about adrenal fatigue that will get any non-retarded medical professional to start hissing at you and throwing things
so theres no reason for me to come off this 8 month long tren blast?

>>37093106
>Being this dumb

>>37093076
>That's overly complicated
Using 3 compounds is complicated?

>Oh and also don't forget to add in some DNP.
Yes. DNP works pretty well.

Keto is the easiest diet to restrict with imo with unless you don't have the mental fortitude to get into ketosis within a day or 2. If you do keto adapt correctly, and you still don't like it. Then let me know.

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>>37093126
>so theres no reason for me to come off this 8 month long tren blast?

>>37093085
500test
400tren
25Sdrol
TB500

Except the TB500 that should be round about 15 weeks worth

Then some cialis and asin

>>37093106
I'm working my way up to bigger and better things
It's just that money that stands in the way
Also you know I know dnp can be fixed
We have both argued with people on this before

What I don't get is, if tren and DNP "burn up" carbs, couldn't you eat a fuckload of carbs and still be in a huge deficit?

For example, if I eat 1000 calories of carbs in a day on dnp, tren, or both, how many calories of that will be "burned up"? Surely less total calories will be stored as fat compared to calories that come from protein or fat because of the burning effect?

Or am I misunderstanding this?

>>37092870
this post sums you up pretty well. 1/3 helpful. 2/3 talkin smack and insults
3/3 overused reaction pics

>>37093212
the more carbs, the more the DNP BURNS US

>>37093212
Your metabolism is higher when you eat more, but you will be in much more of a deficit by not eating as much.

That's enough 4chan for me.

>>37093195
what is tb500 and what does it do? is it just for recovery?

>>37093106
Tren will eventually wear your system down. Ask anyone who's been in the game longer than us.

not being able to find a job is making me a terrible person

>>37093212
>how many calories of that will be "burned up"
thats not how it works they both have different mechanisms to understand

DNP makes mitochondria exceedingly inefficient. Instead of energy, they make heat
Eating carbs feed them, so you get heat

tren stops fat formation from carbs, hence the heat again

so eating that many carbs on dnp is a waste of dnp because if its eating up carbs its not eating up fat

and eating them on tren wont create a deficit

>>37093267
>and eating them on tren wont create a deficit

won't create a deficit?

>>37093267
what kinda job are you looking for bud?

>>37093267
neet life brah

you got a degree?

>>37092064
drink a quart of water and chew some Tums. helps me a lot

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> 2 weeks without getting my dick sucked, feels like forever
> hitting up cougars on Tinder
> like 5% are 40+ trans, match with pic related
> trying to figure out this snapchat bullshit
> random bitch adds me by username and posts basic bitch shit

>>37093106
> intellectually dishonest

I'm drunk but yeah, you're right. There's no scientific basis to say one should not mix Tren and DNP aside from dehydration. However, you tell these faggots that and they find a way to kill themselves. It is dangerous [to the goyim].

how long do you guys cruise between blasts, typically?

>>37093325
>implying

>>37093297
caloric deficit
so for losing weight htat part of tren wont be useful

still has plenty of uses on a cut, but not that aspect

>>37093300
anything 15/hr or more

>>37093308
yeah, but degrees are worthless when youre 3 years out of school with just a bit of retail experience

>>37092079
Move on buddy, she ain't coming back, and if she does you won't want her.

natty here how much does it cost to run an average cycle? and what's the best shit for beginners who don't want to get gyno or any serious side effetc?

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>>37093221

my petty, shallow entertainment is the tax you pay for access to the encyclopedic font of information

>>37093264

trying to boil down cumulative biochemical and physiological changes into "adrenal fatigue" is like turning neurosurgery into pin the tail on the fucking donkey, especially when you're arguing to play the game with an imaginary donkey that doesn't actually exist

>>37093323

and? I don't give a flying motherfuck if some idiot self-selects out of the gene pool because they're too goddamn stupid to do the investigative work themselves

>>37093325

1:1 as a rough guide

wiggle room is dependent on results from bloods being either baseline normal and you're good to go again, or your lipids/bp/liver/etc are fucked and you have to get that sorted out before you can (responsibly) blast again

>>37093342

don't you have any people in your field you made friends with who can get you that foot in the door?

>>37093392
I love you, brick.

Nohomo

>>37093392
Alright dude. But it's conventional wisdom that tren wears your system down. Many people get worn out from tren time and time again.

As long as health is fine, then keep running it.

Been depressed AF lately.

>tfw all my attempts making relationships failed
>never had a real relationship with anyone
>still virgin

Really it's this loneliness. I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know how to connect with other people. I really need to leave humanity behind

>>37093263
Peptide
Recovery and hopefully help with skin

>>37093439
Yes you do
You are bimbo level homo

>>37093473
describe in detail one of your "attempts making relationships"

>>37093473
just go to a prostitute m8

how to break up with woman after five years and living together?

>>37093342
arent you in good shape? could you become a PT?

>>37093392
I have no friends in applicable fields
I could mall cop for 1/2 a year or something and switch pretty easy, but beyond that its going back to school to use any connections

>>37093473
D A K I

>>37093520
yeah I'd have to renew my certification though
and that doesnt really help my future at all

Was talking with some cashiers the other day, and they all have degrees
its terrifying

I need to get started in business now, or get a masters

>>37093542
g4p is the only option

hope you don't get aids faggot

>>37093512
hire a model to fuck her, take pics and then post on social media
simultaneously drop all her shit off at her parents/friends house and change locks of house
block her number

>>37093571
LOL FUCK DUDE o i am laffin

>>37093512
tell her to leave

>>37093493
Just me being myself. I feel like there is no real connection with the person. What makes people actually feel connection? Maybe I offer nothing of value. I don't know; I don't see how that's possible.

>>37093506
I don't think it's that. Prostitutes may help for a night.

>>37093493
making eye contact with girls at the gym

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>>37093602
How do I do this?
So scary

>>37093599
sigh. we each own own half of the house.

never share anything. ever

>>37093620
Wow well you're fucked. Why do you want her to leave? She'll end up with everything in a divorce. Seen it happen repeatedly in my family

Good luck comrade.

>>37093601
i said describe in detail you stupid fucker

how do you expect people to fix you if you are vague and faggoty?

>>37093602
kek

>>37093392
You breakin PRs soon bud?

>>37093647
because i want sex and she doesnt

not married
no kids.

im not completely retarded

>>37093685
Forcefeed her sum dick. Or give her winny or var if you want my fraud advice

>>37093685
Not in a common law state?

>>37093730
Aus
>>37093725
hard to get orals of those where i am.
and i've tried, like everything, make her cum like crazy, then she ignores me, then goes oh my hips are sore or my legs are cramping when i bring it up.

now its, "anxiety" BS

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>>37093756

>>37093795
women are the fucking worst

are traps any better?

>>37093653
feeling ok after taking some proviron

now my loneliness can become a meme again

>>37093602
I've talked to girls in my gym everytime I've gone

>>37093795
>expecting me to read all that

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>>37092954

Alright I won't text her but I know she won't come back and even if she did I wouldn't trust her and I'd be done with her. It hurts because I know this is the end when I wanted to marry her

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>>37093673

back off dnp entirely in another 2 weeks, probably back to incremental prs until it's time for the choo choo train to go full retard

one slant was trying to dick around with me so I had to hopscotch up to his sales boss and I'm waiting to hear back on if they can do custom esterification on a bunch of shit like dhb, trest, desoxy test, etc

>>37093833
lel breh, I'm virgin 4ever alone and even I can tell

she doesn't even respect u no more

now beat her, make her learn

>>37093819
my best prostitute experience was with a tranny is that helps

NO HOMO

>>37093795
saved
labelled
sadded

that sounds almost exactly the like the argument we had last night, i love you, attracted, blah blah. not "aroused"

gonna pr deadlift, or back snap to death

>>37093833
join me in PR's or death

>>37093844
The only one you might like is trest because u r powerbuilding. Bodylifters like me would like desoxytestosterone and dhb more.

It's your turn to shit yourself. Canarys shit plague has spread :(

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>>37093936

only times I've ever shit myself were after eating some apparently bad food and risking a bit too much from a fart

and you could probably call investigating potential exotics suppliers as market research

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>>37093795

Although I knew one girl that wasn't like this...

This is what women are. Either you are an alpha with abs who doesn't need them or they don't want you. Show them affection? Fuck you. Love them? Fuck you. It doesn't matter how good you are -- fuck you. Treat them like whores or they'll be whores.

>>37093848
>>37093895

The relationship is dead. I don't know how to get over that but I've gotta keep pushing on

Thank you roids for not making me an emotional bitch

>>37093990
Today I finally understood the saying 'never trust a fart'

One minute you're smoking a cig. Then next you let out a little harmless toot and you shit your pantaloons.

Be sure to post a write up. As far as I know I'm the only one here with exotic compound experience.

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>>37093990
Hey Brick I pulled this and about 23ml more out of my quad. Should I keep draining the tomatoe soup looking puss or am I just going to die anyways kek?

>>37094000
fuckin home gym.
dl'd every weight i had, even threw dog on shoulders.
205kg plus dog.
cant even hurt myself properly.

also found out my bench is only rated for 50kg's. so cant even cut my head off properly without bench folding

>>37094110
run, to a hospital or . . .doctors.
blood clot or?
but super serial please see a doctor

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>>37094135
Im assuming its a abscess from some shitty sst test I injected about a month ago. Quads knotted up where I injected and I have almost zero mobility in that leg. Its the pip that keeps on giving kek.

>>37094110

Jesus wept

>>37094123

Maybe the bench will break and you drop the weight on your neck?

>>37093491
Fuck off

Are gaining fat quickly and hard to lose fat symptoms of low test?

>>37094229
more like symptoms of a shit diet

>>37094110
You should do this. Except the exact opposite. By poking your quad enough what do you think is going to happen? Youll bleed. Leave it alone. If there was an abscess there's no doubt in my mind you made it worse. If an abscess doesn't get better after a week or two start antibiotics.

>>37094229
Insulin resistance

>>37094242
Ive been on antibiotics for about 10 days now. A doctor is going to lance the thing and drain it anyways.

> By poking your quad enough what do you think is going to happen?

Well so far Ive drained the knot from the size of my fist to about the size of a golf ball maybe and I can walk again. Its also relieved about 70% of the pain. Granted it hasnt improved much since but its not getting worse either hence why Im wondering if I should keep draining it.

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man
Like any amount of DL'ing gets my knee
Really need to get shredded so I can start my rehab squats

>>37093994
>women

on pct for lgd4033 and a few ancillaries. balls plumping up, gf digging bigger loads

female friend from college who i had a crush on like 2 years ago flipped her shit and basically told all our mutual friends and myself to fuck off. i also just realized shes the most boring person i've ever met and am asking myself why we were ever friends in the first place
wew lads to believe i almost left gf for her

>>37094198
bby pls no hate

>>37093795
this right here is why i choke my gf in bed

>>37094288
>A doctor is going to lance the thing and drain it anyways.
You went to a doc and he told you this?

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>>37094485
That right there is why I choke your gf in bed.

Wait a minute...

>>37094525
this right here is why i choke myself in bed

>>37094525
>>37094532
but in seriousness its why i dont feel guilty about describing my violent, rough, borderline rape fantasies to 17 year olds on omegle

Civil War was dope.

Ritalin and nicotine have really neat synergy low grade body buzz.

>>37094601
Also Mike

>>37094610
Mike?

>>37094637
Mike.

>>37092870
>you fucking retarded mooncricket
Holy shit my sides

>>37093381
$30 for 15 weeks at 2g/wk
$45 for AI

If Deca aromatises at 20% of the rate of Test does that mean it will only promote 20% of the amount of water retention or is it a bit more complex that that?

>>37094920
No, deca bloats you far more than testosterone. Also it's EQ that aromatizes at 20% the rate of test, not nandrolone, though nand does aromatize significantly less.

>>37094288
Why not just go to a doctor and have them lance it then?

>>37095083
Because American healthcare
10 minutes and $599 later he realizes he could've done the same thing for free

if i just stayed on tren year round and ate clean as fuck, what would you guys expect my bloods to look like?

>>37095136
I realize that $600 is an absurd over exaggeration but SERIOUSLY guys
I pay a few hundred $$ in extra tax each year for public healthcare and have not spent a single cent my entire LIFE.
TD just fly over to Aus and get it done here, it'll probably still be cheaper.

>>37095146
Cholesterol - fucked to hell
BP - stroke tier
Hematocrit - through the roof
ALT + AST - elevated
Gains - incredible

>>37095160
600 is actually about right for that procedure. Fuck they charge like 600 just for an IV drip for dehydration.

>>37095171
fuaaaark

>>37095176
What the fuuuuuuck

You cunts are so fucked