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> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly

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> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully
> can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door
> immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME
> my HEIGHT also makes them wet
> female staff member asks if I need any HELP
> 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE
> 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help?
> walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS
> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
> he takes one look at me and LEAVES
> i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL
> Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP
> MIRES FROM ALL
> Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET
> get it UP FOR 6
> cheers from EVERYONE
> I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
> hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS
> "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY"
> leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS
> PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE
> GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING
> EVERYTHING
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I do half of this, so I'm not impressed.
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like any of those faggots could lift 2 plates above their heads.
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>>37074656
You're only a half genetic failure then.
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>>37074675
>you workout on a meticulous program and strict diet to achieve a 2 pl8 OHP while Chad eats pizza.
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>>37074675
YOU read tonnes of books in the hopes that your erudition will impress girls. CHAD didn't even read the books assigned to his college classes and he gets girls WET without talking to them.

YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you. CHAD has dozens of matches from local college girls on Tinder, ALL of them craving him.

YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics in order to obtain wisdom and a logical framework that lets you powerfully analyse any idea or person. CHAD hasn't even realised that W and H.W. are different people yet he uses his charm to beat you at job interviews, the workplace, and outshines you in the unstructured domain of social situations, especially the SEX-MARKET that is modern night clubs.

YOU pay attention to your diet while maintaining a structured weightlifting routine that results in your 4 plate squat, which garners you zero attention. CHAD goes to the gym infrequently yet has bigger arms than you, a lower body fat, and makes girls SALIVATE over him.

YOU weren't on the top of the social heirarchy formed within the unique and non-repeatable high school experience, which permanently branded you with disapproval from girls who didn't care about you when they were at their most authentic. CHAD was craved in high school by dozens of girls with FRESH pussies, which only solidified his incredible high school experience and optimistic outlook on life.
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>>37074918

tfw this is real

tfw i know a chad who doesn't even work out, he can't do more than 8 pull ups, but yet he has a better frame than me (wide back and small waist) and bigger forearms (which is genetic as fuck)

tfw this chad doesn't even care about getting laid at all and lives a very happy life

just kill myself sempai
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>>37074918
>>37074629
>tfw see these copy pastas everyday
>tfw /r9k/faggots haven't figured out already that lifting makes you Chad
The ride never end WEW lads
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>>37075012
>lifting makes you Chad
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>>37075292
>tfw /r9k/faggots always reply with the same meme pic
>tow those guyz are having more pussy than those /r9k/faggots
enjoy your denial losers
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What the fuck is the significance of the words in all caps? Is it some National Treasure bullshit where it ends up being a secret code that unlocks the secret as to why you're such a massive faggot,OP?
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OP (or anyone else) how long does it take to get that physique?
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>>37074629
No meme'ing lads. How long does it take to achieve such a physique? These guys look like they're 20 years old but have incredibly physiques, are they natty?
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>>37075292
(you)
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This story is as legit as the stale copypasta you keep posting 24/7,faggot
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>>37075338
Most likely not natty. They're proffessional male underwear models and probably make money on the side by being gay escorts. Having an amazing physique is part of their job description, there's literally no reason for any of them to be natty.
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>>37075319
haha made me kekaroo
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Chad thread got deleted.

Use this one.
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> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
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20/20 vision is average, not perfect. It doesn't appear that you got the best intellectual genetics either.
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>>37075338
> Roid
> Frown
> ???
> Profit
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CHAD is a MINDSET you are BORN WITH and you will NEVER have it.
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>>37074955
>tfw this chad doesn't even care about getting laid at all and lives a very happy life
How happy my life would be if I could do this, even if I was an ugly, manlet.
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>>37078149
You can develop it.
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>>37074629
the one on the right has gyno
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>>37074629
I have to admit this really made me laugh.
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>>37074629
>>37078149

THEYRE SO GOOD LOOKING

THEY ARE IN SUCH A NICE HIGH INCOME AREA

WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THEM?
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>>37074918
>YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you.

Hold on a second......, this is true.
>be at uni
>at the café reading & studying
>suddenly rise my eyes and I this beautiful girl was checking me out
>AlexandraDaddario.jpg for comparison
>nervous trying to maintain eye contact.
>can't find the right words to start conversation
>while analysing the facts to start the action Chad stands right behind me with his comic book
>she was staring at him the whole time

STILL IN MY MIND.
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>>37075292
half of these could be solved by just shaving their heads.
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>>37075292
god fuck I'm mirin bottom left
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>>37075292
>when ugly people do steroids
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>>37075292
Guy on upper far left is a model and was paid for that picture, guy on the top far right (Nick Wright) runs a successful youtube channel based around lifting in which he makes enough money to pay his bills, own a house, have a good looking GF and not have to slave away at a normal job. He was also on the front of many lifting magazines, has his pro card and shit tons of sponsors backing him. Basically more successful than you will ever be.

The rest of them are failures, not because of their body, but because they are unattractive in terms of facial aesthetics and demeanor (they all look like betas). The guy on the bottom center would have potential if he fixed his hook nose and maybe the guy on the left bottom center in glasses if he'd drop the glasses and fix his hair. Basically out of everybody in that picture, two of them are successful fitness models, at least two of them have potential leaving 4 who are likely fucked no matter how hard they lift.

That is 4/8 chance of having no hope if all you do is lift, which are pretty good odds.
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>>37078149
Okay

I never really bought into this meme

But that guys FRAME is pretty incredible...

>you will never have chestplate pecs
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>>37075292
how do i avoid getting super wide obliques like the top-left? I want the boxer waist, like this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRStB06uhgE

Don't think the sticky will help here
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>>37078149
Does anyone else want to rape their mouths?
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>>37074629
Glad to see my copy pasta is catching on.
Thanks brah
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> what can I say it's always my day
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>>37074629
Are the guys with black pants twins?
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Am I the only one who thinks having a perfect face, frame and height would be boring and just life on easy mode?
I'm 5'9 with a good frame and people tell me i'm pretty. I myself just see all the bad things on my body, that i am trying to improve. I get girls regularly and it's always some kind of gratification for my hard work in the gym and my character. I can imagine if you are a perfect male all this would feel like nothing, because you know you can get every girl.
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This thread is true. Pic related is a chad I personally know.

>Does male fucking modelling
>Ski professional since like 10 years old
>Does track running
>Don't know if he lifts, but he fucking looks like he does- what does it matter for a girl?
>Natural leader in any group he finds himself in
>Whole family is successful- doctors, local politicians and shit
>Studies physics at Harvard
>Started from an average public highschool, no priveleged education etc.

Can you compete? Yeah, don't kid yourself.
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>>37084398
>easy mode
well yes, but only if you compete with plebs. as chad you can reach the highest levels of competition: fighting other chads. thats not "easy" mode
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>>37085296
This

As a robot you have to struggle to even achieve a basic comfortable life

As a chad you have the option to do matters of global importance. Go to a good university, join industry, start your own business, become a politician. Using your natural leadership ability you will rise to the top and rule humanity.
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>>37085328
>being this delusional about social/personal "success" and status

this is what happens when /pol/ meets /fit/
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>>37078149
you were almost there. and then you posted that "Simple Jack" smile on the right.... fucking kek

miring torso though
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>>37085511
>pleb
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>>37074629
Thing is, it's very possible to believe this meme. That'd be because it's true. However, to refute it, all you have to do is turn the chessboard over.
Going by this logic, the most important things for a woman would be FACE, TITS and HIPS. Is it true? Yes. However, a woman does not necessarily need to have all of these things for you to be attracted to her. Some men like huge tits, some like flat chests, some like both. Do you understand? Stop being insecure.
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>>37085955
>male and female attraction are the same

Point nullified
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>>37074629
>walking with gf on boardwalk with these guys
>what do
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>>37085025
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PIZZA
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>>37085025
>his daughter marries a thug and its all ruined
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>>37075012
>lifting makes you chad

No it doesn't, you fucking loser. You will always be a 4chan /fit/izen sperg because that's who you are. Lifting just gives you muscles to go with your high functioning autism.

I keep giving /fit/ a chance but the fact that you idolize a dirty bogan Paki and who was all about le party life and "getting laid bruh", and incessant threads like these makes me realise you guys are just /fa/ (underage, retarded, shallow-minded, incompetent at everything except broscience) but in terms of muscles. No one here is Akuma or Guts irl. You start lifting out of insecurity and never change.
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I've met plenty of Chads and there's one thing about all of them nobody seems to mention. They are some of the NICEST people I've ever met, by the virtue of been treated well by others their entire lives. I've been treated with pizza dinner plenty of times and I feel embarrassed to even say "Thanks," because that's the last thing on their mind wanting to hear from me.

On the other hand, manlets are some of the most bitter and aggressive kinds of people I've ever met. It's always about them and their problems, projecting insecurities onto others. People like Chads because they're a genuine good guy; he's not faking it while on the inside he's boiling with hatred.
It's always a great privilege to meet people like Chad, because it's such a breath of fresh air.
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How do I train height?
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>>37088023
My face when I'm a bitter 23 year old kissless virgin manlet and fully agree with this.
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