>weigh myself before bed >198 lbs >sleep >wake

>>37069871
clearly you consumed 2 lbs of spiders in your sleep.

>>37069881
Lmao

>>37069871
You're breathing too much air when you sleep. That will balloon you up 2 lbs easy

>>37069881
This.

Spiders are attracted to the sweet aroma of semen. Should've worn a surgeon's mask.

>>37069871
Yes, we'll clearly trust your evidence because it cant at all be falsified, right?

Turned into a real man over night, congratulations

>>37069893
Sorry I take that back, breathing in too much air will make you lighter by floating you slightly off the ground

>>37069871
your daddy came in you mouth while you slept

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>>37069914
>you will never weigh over 200lbs
>you will never be a real man

Clearly gravity became stronger overnight.