he finally came clean about his past https://www.youtube.co

>>37056267
Blaha is seriously crazy, why doesn't anyone in his life help him

>>37056267
russia with bloho! #sportfaza

he looks fucking huge irl saw him once def a lot bigger than here he's huge in person guys you should see him fucking SOLID

>>37056267
im not watching him spew shit for 15 minutes, whats the jist of this?

>>37056366
>shot competitively in high school
>his father was a green beret or some shit who had high up government connections
>contracted blehe as a mercenary to kill taco niggers during the drug wars in the mid-late 90's
basically what hes been saying since day 1

>>37056267
>if you don't believe me, fuck you, fuck yourself I don't care
>makes 15minute long video trying to convince people

>>37056366
just watch from 14:00 onwards

>>37056267
why does he always sound out of breath?

>>37056425
shut the fuck up he doesn't flinch when he hears *BLOOP* you're fucking dead kiddo

>>37056267
I've never really paid attention to this guy, what is his deal? Is he the ICF guy? And why is it called ice cream fitness?

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>>37056267
Most of that was absolutely mind-numbing, but the last minute or so is hilarious.

What's a pog?

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>>37056355
t. Jason Bloho

>>37058049
personnel other than grunt

>>37056267
ORDER 66 JASON

B L O H O
L
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>>37058049
People other than grunts

He already dun goofed

Can somebody summarize the video for me? Too lazy to watch the video and don't wanna give Jason Bleh any youtube money after he blocked me.

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>>37056267
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU JASON, GO GET HIT BY A CAR AND STOP SHIT POSTING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT

What an autistic and grandouis cuck. I think if 90% of the people he thinks would go for him would be the ones still breathing.

>>37056454
kek

>>37059754
fuck you

Isn't blaha like 5'8?

>>37058049
basically is someone in the military who doesn't actually see real combat, except he mis-pronounced it. Never heard anyone in the military say "pog" like he did its always "poge"

Also he has no fucking idea what being shot at sounds like apparently.

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THAT FAT FUCK KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY

lmao what a fucking joke. sad as fuck that thats a grown man tho.

>>37056308
Lmfao what was up with that in Rich's comment section?

>>37059867
desu, and I have nothing against my american bros...
Hollywood and pop culture fucked up the minds of the whole world...
Sadly, americans are the ones that are being fucked the most.

So mental issues and pop culture made Bloho

http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html

Jason was sexually assaulted by his uncle when he was young, he makes up all these stories to cope with this

Fucking faggots can't let a man live his fantasy in peace

>>37056295
Whose gonna help this autist? His former crack-dealing, crack-addicted, steroid using, prostitute-stripper wife?

again he's threatening to kill or harm people hah

didnt Jerry Ward offer him a cage fight, for charity, and he went AWOL?

>>37056267
Why do people care about this retard?

>>37056355
Hi Jason! You lurkin again?

>>37059816
False. It is an MOS elitist saying. You can still be a pog and see combat once or twice.

>>37059816
>Also he has no fucking idea what being shot at sounds like apparently.
Scary?

>>37056267
ORDER 66 JASON BLAAAAHA

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>I'm still upright and drawing air

While jumpcutting to mask your fatigue and breathing heavily from just sitting on a couch and talking. Jesus, this guy is a fucking cretin and instead of realizing he's not fooling anybody he just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper, oblivious to what's going on around him not because he's incapable of understanding, but because he doesn't want to.

At one time he offered solid advice, but even the meager attention he received was enough to turn him from a fat fuck who roided but tried to help other fat fucks into a fat fucking oxygen thief.

>>37056267
/youtube/ when?

Okay I haven't been on /fit/ in like 3 years, I vaguely remember /fit/ really liking this guy because he gave like, scientific advice on lifting and nutrition? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Anyway, if I'm wrong who is this guy? What's his story? Why does everyone hate him?

>>37060493
>fucking oxygen thief.
He is a jew afterall

>>37060558
/fit/ only love Scooby, only.

Jason is a genuine mental person. He takes small parts of other peoples personas and lives and convinces himself that these are events and realities from his own. He makes shit up and randomly attacks people for /youtube/ fame.

The guy is properly wrong in the head.

>>37060558
Read this

He's a mentally ill pathological liar
>>37059960

>>37056387
Except his own father said Blaha was working as factory worker or something.

>>37056267
Is it me or did he barely manage to hold his laughter at the end?

I still think this guy is a master troll. His stories are obviously bs and contradict each other- first he was 'top secret, can't talk about it or I'll go to jail', now he talks about it. But he makes more and more of those videos where he speaks with full seriousness while his stories get more and more ridiculous. I think he just does it for the attention and having a giggle.

>>37060596
>I still think this guy is a master troll.
Poe's Law strikes again...

>>37060558
Yeah, he was kind of liked in the past. Then he started getting overboard with fake natties, Lame Norton and then he went full retard.

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>>37056355

>>37060661
How big are blaha's arms?

>>37056387
still dont get it

>>37060677
Smaller than DYEL'ers.

>>37056267
Jesus, Blaha is just digging himself a bigger hole.

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>>37060677
22.5 inches.

>>37060740
>>37060740
Need to be a pretty big hole for that fatty anyway

"I haven't flinched from being shot at in 20 years"

I still flinch every time I simply remove a gun from somebody. What an absolute liar.

>>37060838
I blame the media for this one. If anything a soldier becomes more sensitized to gun shots over time.

>>37060677
Too big for his strength

>>37060677
15", maybe 16" here>>37060750

But that's at like 25%bf
If he'd cut to 10-12%, he'd be left with 14"ers
(If i remember right, he was at like 15% few years ago and his arms were like sticks)

>>37060838
This.

That's not even how ptsd works.

>>37059960
>Jason was sexually assaulted by his uncle when he was young
or was he ?
Idk, i've seen his posts on elitefitness (and also that one where he claimed he was raped by both his uncle and aunt) from 2005, before he became youtube fitness """""celebrity"""""

I think he became extremely narcissistic when he was making those few good advice videos (way back, when he was still respected on here and lifting forums), but he developed a god-complex somewhere in the process
>I just destroyed the fitness industry
But this outrageous James Bond shit he's spewing lately is just toppest of lels
Even his wife said that he was a wow meet and used to play for 10hours a day
He made up a lie after a lie to cover for the last lie
I've got a feeling that once he feels the water reached his throat that he'll go on an epic damage control, ie;
>haha guys i had you all, it was all a prank...

What is this thread about him he keeps mentioning?

>>37061237
Jason Bloho ocassionally lurks fit true story.

>>37061283
Why is this so funny?

>>37056448

He was diagnosed with lung cancer last month.

>>37061328
trenbolone

>>37060566
His mother wasn't actually jewish. He just said that so people wouldn't call him a racist.

>>37060954
> he was at like 15% few years ago

When? Blaha hasn't been bellow 20% for as long as I can remember?

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/thread

>>37061309
i dunno man, i laughed my ass off when i first saw it. bald fat fuck xD

>>37060677

They measured at 17 inches with a good bit of slack in a video he did a while ago. Look up "proof that I do not have 15 inch arms"

>>37061366
Yeah, he was a lot leaner (though nowhere near/fit/ levels) than he was used to
You can see in one of his older vids
If i remember correctly he was able to finish the video without the "heavy breathing"
But he looked so fucking small, only place where he has muscles are his legs and ass

>>37061964
Jason has /never/ finished any video without the breathing shit, he attributed this to one of him many illnesses that doctors cant find.

Its all the fuckin quorn and dogfood he eats

>>37061386
I wasnt sure if it was a hunting joke because of the persons image, I did smile at him being called fat but still wasnt sure

>>37061237
Isn't there a supermassive ongoing Blaha thread on misc at bb.com?

OK, I've been wondering, literally -what- does this guy do all day? Does he have a job? How does he pay the bills? Does he own a car? A home? Where is he at, in the grand scheme of life? Seriously wondering.

>>37061161
>ahaha, it was a prank guys
You're absolutely right. This will happen, guaranteed. And hopefully the tidal wave of hate that it will generate will get this guy to do some serious introspection.

>>37056267
Blaha has crippling narcissism issues and will never be able to confront reality as he's incapable of realizing he's not what he says or thinks he is.

See also: Elliot Roger

>>37062105
>unemployed
>no car
>cuck
>cant have kids
>mentally ill
>jew
>swims in the genetic shallow end

He is a real winner

I dont know whats more depressing

Jason Blaha trying to make an youtube career and bragging about himself being a mercenary or me watching this shit

Also,
>40 and no kids
What a nightmare

>>37062301
>>40 and no kids
>What a nightmare

Come on now, I don't plan to have them either. Wife, steady life and all that shit is just boring.

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>>37061514
>5'8
>200+ lb
>17 inch arms

How does he do it? How does he manage to lift for years, take gear, act like a fitness guru, and still look like shit? HOW?

>>37062327
Is that what you tell yourself every time before you fall asleep and when you wake up in the morning because you aint capable of being able to sustain a relationship?

Why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with this guy?

>>37062301
>40 and no kids

That's the only smart thing he's ever done.

>>37062355
So you basically repeated what I said. I can't sustain a relationship, therefore I'm not going to force myself to start a family.

>>37062356
Did we hurt your feelings Jason?

>>37062628
Not Jason. Jason seems to like all this attention. I'm just a newfag to /fit and don't understand the obsession in giving that faggot exactly what he wants.

>>37062649
Because its affecting his life in a negative way

>>37062354
Is that old miley cyrus hugging new miley cyrus?

I'm so confused...

>>37062999
A lesbo couple that looks like old miley and new miley together

>>37062354
Is that old miley cyrus hugging new miley cyrus?

I'm so confused...

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>>37056267
>Jason Blaha
>Jason
>Jason Bourne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rMV-rWaU-c

>exotic game
>competitive shooter
>as i become a bigger public figure
>you better be a stone cold killer
>i don't flinch anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4gJsKZvqE4

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>>37062649
Yeah I'm sure he loves it.

>>37062190

>>swims in the genetic shallow end

The fuck are you going on about, he stated he was an hybrid reptilian with sought-after genes, he's far above you mongrels in the genetic pool.

/youtube/ when?

>>37056267
>that fucking trembling voice when he is trying to act tough.

I would love to see Jason in a fist fight. He has zero coordination and can barely do a bench press without hitting the rack or completely mis-grooving it.

>>37063776
Kek

Is he stuck mid shed? Is that why his nipples are sliding off his body?

I thought that shit could kill a reptile

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>>37063846
Kek just imagined Blaha as one of those fatfuck MMA fighters
><<And in the blue corner Jason Balhenstein at 450 pounds>>
>He enters the ring breathing heavily
>Starts trembling slightly as the other guy stares him down
>As they get close and have the rules told to them he is visibly shaking both from exhaustion and his need for air
>His adversary just stares on, confused
>Bloho, with his superior tactical knowledge learned from being a sniper with 300 confirmed kills, uses this opportunity to strike
>Throws a beginner's jab, the ones that die out before they hit their target, the ones too slow to even hurt if they ever make contact
>Using this jab is a secret tactic of jew-jitsu reptoid arts, meant to cause confusion and induce the idea that Blohino has never been in a physical confrontation before (pure fiction of course, he is a renowned bare-fist boxer)
>The gnostic overlords strike him down before he is able to win marvelously, as he instead collapses only to hyperventilate on the floor for a while

If dubs, Order 66 on Jason Bologna until he finally admits to being a pathological liar filled to the brim with autism and bullshit.

>>37064052
He's like an even fatter, more retarded Tim Sylvia....with less ability

>>37064367
Sylvia was huge and actually destroyed some guys in life. Blaha is a nobody.

>>37064243
Already done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJVMkzGM5h4

>>37064402
Then he stopped juicing and shit himself in the ring

true story: that pussy-ass faggot used to be a member on Cheggit and Empornium under the name Blarharse. He was a massive lolcow and a proven compulsive liar. Claimed to be a highly paid concert promoter among other things. He was caught posting road trip photos that he lifted from blogs as "proof" of being a road manager.
Some scrawny 40 year old openly gay glam rocker from Cali threatened to whup his ass and he backed down, and was laughed off the forums. He admitted to being a fat fuck who never lifted. All this occurred during the time frame when he claimed elsewhere that he was competing or was "injured".

>>37064503

omg caps plz

>>37060596
he's not a troll. Trolls pretend to be retards, he ain't pretending.

>>37064465
Really? I missed that.

>>37064555
I thought everyone knew Sylvia shit himself mid-fight

Happened to a few fighters apparently

>>37064576
I don't really follow UFC or whatever he's fighting in atm.

>>37059712
>""""""""""""fitness expert""""""""""""

>>37064508
it was about 7 years ago and I didn't save anything, but if you dig around you can still find hooker reviews on places like TER under the username Blarharse. Here's one:
https://archive.is/7ktKm

>>37064503
Is that some wow society or what
Post pics pls m8

>>37064930
>https://archive.is/7ktKm


LOOOOL

>>37056267

I'm sure he's saying this shit just for the views, because he's struggling to pay his bills, like he wanted to be legit at one point but it all started sliding downhill.

It's not gonna end well, that's for sure, I'll be watching netflix for the eventual documentary.

>>37056267
balahas on the verge of snapping

hell probably take a sip out of his cup before he goes on his shooting spree, too

What went so wrong?

I used to think his advice was sound a few years ago, now he is a fucking looney bin.

>>37056267

normalfag here, how do i develop a solid thick and tight personality disorder like this?

>>37065225
His advice is actually still good. Just don't pay any attention to the crap about his life. His Q&A's and fitness related videos are still pretty good. It's sad that he made himself into such a joke.

>>37065633
if you still need "fitness advice" after 3 months of lifting kill yourself

>>37065923
Sure buddy

>>37065923
So edgy

>>37065923
another fitness expert right here

>>37059712
That's obviously a shop, blaha is way bigger than that

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he constantly contradicts himself. in a previous video he gets all pissed and threatens people who say he was lying, and he proudly served his country. now hes being all dark and edgy saying hes a murderer, did it all for cash, etc,

which one is it?

>>37066146
Hes a fuckwiht going around throwing his pistols like its the wild west but when jerry ward challenged him to a fight he backed out like the bitch he is

>>37056267
for someone who is nothing and claims he doesn't give a fuck he makes an awful lot of off-topic vids

>>37056267
the fuck

to him the gulf war and following interventions never happened, did I hear that correctly?

fucking drug war? are you fucking serious? that fucking overpriced publicity stunt? what about fucking panama? fucking holy shit I never been madder at him

blaha is huge irl, hes 511 6ft at least

>>37059816
>>37059816

to me it's been *tsk tsk tsk* and then some shooting sounds and not some gay email popup sound

but then again, maybe they had fancier bullets in the nineties

>>37060576
So he's the Steven Seagal of fitness?

>>37066573
Seagal was at one time a legit martial arts bad ass before becoming a tub of whale nutcase with a waist line more over inflated than his waist line.

>>37065923
Wew, lads, Blaha himself came to preach.

That was equal parts sad, pathetic and funny. I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

>>37067221
>. I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

There's something mesmerizing about watching his personality mutate. He's the wealthy piano of personality disorders

>>37066826
Was that about the time he was working for the CIA and defusing nukes (true story)? It's widely held he only qualified in memekido because the judge fell asleep.

>>37067221
Why not? It's pretty entertaining and get's increasingly better with his hot claims.

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>>37064930
If anyone has any information on blaha it is very important that it's bought to light now as there is a 1100 page forum on fitmisc that is dedicated to exposing him. Hes lost over 1000 subs so the more dirt we have on this fat fuck the sooner he can be taken of youtube

>deleted
does anyone have a mirror?

>>37068550
that's what i thought, fuck hope someone has it downloaded because its a gem.

>>37068580
was able to grab just the audio
http://a.pomf.cat/jktwll.mp3

>>37064445
where is piano

>>37068539
Did anyone else sit up straight after seeing this pic?

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I posted Jason Bleha on /K/ jej see what they thought of him

>>37068550
I downloaded it and will upload it to somewhere where he can't take it down and post a link

>>37060417

i consider it anyone who is non-infantry. if you don't have the blue rope, you aren't worth shit.

>>37056295
This man is acting exaclty how my brother acted when he caught the bipolar. After ruining his family and his life he finally got on some bipolar pills and it was like flipping a switch in his brain. He was back to normal practically overnight. I hope some of you faggots are actually trying to help him instead of taking perverse pleasure in his self destruction

>>37069153
thats nice honey now GTFO

>>37066826
>Seagal was at one time a legit martial arts bad ass

this is false

>>37068580
https://vid.me/2ya6

For you bro.

Sicario Blaha

>>37072072
It's not

>>37060661
It's truly amazing how delutional this sperg is

>>37072773
Okay, Steven.

>>37070850
This.

I by no means am excusing jason's lunacy... but folks aren't realizing that the guy is simply mentally broken. The more attention he gets the more delusional he'll get. Hopefully he'll get some help before he shoots up a theater.

>>37059825
>Jason Blaha: Food Assassin

>>37073789
Hopefully he wont. The Monster, the Pisslord, and the Pianoman are the only entertaining fitness youtubers right now.

>>37061386
>xd

Leave

>>37060750
Hahahahahahaha

>>37073845

i miss supermong

https://vimeo.com/165681381 here we go

>>37060661
is that the video where he's bragging to trolls about the new mercedes he bought, even though he LITERALLY started a GO FUND ME for it. fucking retard

>>37074098
Is that the same merc he sold cause he couldnt afford to keep it?

>merc driving a merc
>risky

>>37062105
He is on disability for vertigo that has never been confirmed by any test.

>>37062105
As for what he does all day is scan the internet, fitness websites, and fitness youtubers to plagiarize their work and make a three minute video on it and taking naps on the couch while the video uploads.

An example of this would be where Megsquats made a video where her friend talked about female powerlifting and the use of anabolic steroids in powerlifting. Blaha stole a thumbnail and did a voiceover basically reading out the title and then linked to megsquat's video. That is real and actual content theft.

>>37074161
>merc driving a merc
i don't know why that made me lol as much as it did.

>>37074248
says he doesn't have time to keep up with all the upcoming channels says he doesn't have time to watch all the videos literally sits his ass all day on a couch make up bullshit stories meanwhile his bf pays the bills while he pays the cable bill lel baka

>>37061283
This fag already deleted his FBI and Clinton story time videos. Blaha is the biggest loser.

>>37062105
He claims disability and gets SSID benefits monthly.

>>37062356
Because it is fun to ruin someone's life on the internet for keks.

>>37065633
His advice is regurgitated information he looked up on google. He knows shit or have much experience. If you go to him for actual advice you are an imbecile.

>>37074894
Strong logic. So he takes infos from a lot of credible sources but since it's blaha regurgitating them they lose value.

Revived!

>>37074894
Literally every fitness youtuber regurgitates same information easily available on google

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>>37062356
because he's like the annoying little faggot at school who bangs on about how his dad's a marine outlaw bikie gang president and he'll beat your dad up.

And he's sprouting useless information that god forbid some poor beginner might listen to.

I better not say anymore, he used to do contract snatch and grabs in the field

>>37065633

He brings absolutely nothing to the table with his """"""""advice"""""""". No new information, and not even old information presented in a new, considered manner.

Besides that: WHY WOULD YOU EVER TAKE FITNESS ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>37077813
He's huge, dude. Have you ever seen him in real life? He is a monster, man.

>>37063110
Is that where he got the inspiration for his CIA mercenary assassin sniper bullshit?

>>37073912
Just fucking CRY!
I KNOW YOU WANT TO CRY BUT YOU MAKE allTHESE VIDEOS TRYING TO SPEAK NORMALLY!
CRY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>37072363

>The story of a man (Jason Blaha), salvaged, near death, from the desert by an Mexican Taco van. When he recuperates, the man suffers from total delusion, without identity or background... except for a range of extraordinary talents in fighting, linguistic skills and self-defense that speak of a dangerous past. He sets out on a desperate search-assisted by the initially rebellious cokehead stripper criminal girlfriend(Dr. Brittany Mooncookie ) - to discover who he really is, and why he's being lethally pursued by fitmiscers.

top kek

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>>37060588
for fucks sake