CTRL+F mirin no mirin thread? lets change that >go to the

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random qt3.14 comes up to me during my shift and asked for help (work on ground level at a appliance store) wastes my time a bit. find out later with my group of pals that she just wanted to talk to me and apparently kept checking out my gains. (been lifting for 3 months now) fuuuuuuuuuark

she was mirin

Bait thread

Also
>10/10 qt
>working a shit job
Lmao ok bubba

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>>37047377
are u retarded this shit happend to me today, girls never smile at me. im making it

>le ebin be me
>haven't been in Sweden at my friends in over two years, busy as hell
>go gym for a while with other bro than I'm sleeping at cuz bro I'm sleeping at has some bullshit excuse about m-muh back
>jk love u bb
>normally do cw6
>grew from 82kg to 98kg in 2.5 years or so at 190cm
>after pull ups and rows:
>goddamn man your entire body is so much bigger, but especially those traps man.
>t-thx breh y-you too

Bro mires are best mires

>last friday
>out drinking
>I'm hot, take my jacket off
>fingers poking my chest
>flex pecs
>two girls start playing a "game" trying to touch my chest without me reacting and flexing
>one has a bf the other is crazy
>went home alone again
>tfw no gf

Now I don't Bench press anymore

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>>37047409
>>37047344

samefags

>>37047344
>be me
>driving home from gym in the backlanes of the city
>suddenly car behind me starts flashing lights and honking
>pull over to the side and roll down window
>7/10 grill from highschool wildly waving rolling down window
>after a min of banter she says
>nice arms anon

Got her number too. On the path to making it.

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>On Tinder last night
>Start talking to some high test chick
>She's horny but it's that time of month
>Go around and get a BJ off of her
>The entire time she's doing it she's talking about how big my dick is and moaning and spitting on it full on pornstar as she tried to deepthroat me.
>Finish up and leave after being there 20 minutes feeling amazing about what i'm packing.

Ended up having some teeth marks on my dick for a little bit though...

>>37047388
Jesus christ man, did you have any pre-thought to what you were typing?

>>37047432
No I don't. What kind of weak person would be afraid of that? Only liberals and suburbanites would fall for that dumb shit.

>>37047344

>it's mutherfuckin cheat day
>i've been extra good so cheat day is once every two weeks
>go to the Asian Fusion buffet, all you can eat sushi and chinese food $15
>load up a whole plate of tuna rolls and beef lo mein
>wearing my usual attire, nike dri fit shirt with a punisher hat
>sitting next to a table of 3 350lb minimum big black mommas
>they are mirin and goin' mmmmmhmmm
>one of em asks me how I'm "so skinny" (I'm 6'2 and 225lbs but kinda ripped)
>I tell them this is my cheat day
>biggest one: EVERY DAY IS MY CHEAT DAY, "DELICIOUS"
>they called me delicious
>delicious
>mumble t-t-thanks while their table howls with laughter

>>37047958
lucky bastard, i wish fat black chicks called me delicious

Todays didn't have first 3 classes so decided to go with a bike.

Wore a compression shorts and tight shirt.

>tfw everyone is mirin and felt like a piece of meat

>can see girl eyes scanning me when walking by and mirin

>felt extremely anxious because this reminds of my childhood when I was skinny, had terrible haircut, smallest kid in school and was bullied

>>37047367
you got some sauce to go along with that gif m8?

>>37047344
I've seen some porn with this guy. Pretty funny.