>get up >feel groggy, lazy, skin and eyes are dry >have

i pump water into my asshole every 2nd day so I can clean my bowels


its good

>>37036654
>comtigo 40 oz
This shit exists? Fuck I love my contigo but i was upset it's only 24 oz. Gotta get me one of these

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>>37036654
I got a Brita 32 oz. bottle with a filter. I work in a warehouse and probably drink 3-5 bottles a day. Probably more in the dead of summer.

I drink way more water than anyone at work. People just drink fucking mountain dew all fucking day. How?

4 liters every day.

>>37036654
mineral water helped me quit soda. so good. mix it half/half with some unsweetened juice if I am craving soda.

>>37036873

bump for more retarded coworker stories like this

>>37036864

i really like it, the stupid straw broke off but its still usable. and i kinda just wish it was double insulated since i keep cold water in it and it sweats everywhere.

>>37037030
>Eating chicken and green beans

>Fat fucks ask me if i wanted to get five guys with them

"No thanks i have my food here."

>"how can you eat that everyday anon?"

"Just trying to stay healthy."

>literally said in a non joking way "look at me i feel fine."


He just got back from the hospital for kidney stones. Had diabeetus and looks 60 at 40.

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I just bought the metal contigo bottle. Mainly because I was drinking around 6 Poland Spring water bottles a day and you fags got into my head about the plastic Jew.

I'm pretty sure it's BPA free but it doesn't hold much so I'll be refilling it constantly. Kind of wish I got something bigger but all the bigger ones were plastic

Water and lime is King. It's all my fridge is filled with. Have soda for when peeps come over. Always hated carbonated drinks, since I was little. Juice is ok but prefer my H20.

>>37037030
Brita fag here. Some of the shit people eat makes me actually cringe. They will get a full size candy bar to go with their Mountain Dew. Or go get some fast food everyday.

I just like snacking on grapes, sliced apples, celery, carrots, nuts etc. Can't imagine eating that heavy shit and feeling sluggish