how do you become dan if your dad wasn't loaded no

become rich on your own

>>36931133
kek good luck

become rich and self identify with wealth, cuz its all you have in life

>>36931120
> count cards
> play blackjack
> enter a high stakes poker game
> win
> repeat

Have a inferiority complex and compensate with paying call-out models for instagram photos.

>>36931120
Take steroids, abuse viagra, have three heart attacks, take lots of pictures of yourself and in general be an edgy faggot.

>>36931146
Nah dude he has hookers
>>36931272
>implying he made his money from poker and is actually good

>>36931272
>daily reminder
>yo need a lot of money to play a high stakes poker game
so
step 1. Get rich

>>36931120
fail out of BUD/S for being a retard

How is this thread different to any other Dan Bilzerian thread?

>b-but he is insecure
>w-wew stop being jelly u fegs
>h-haha u wish u was him
>m-muh wish i was him

Every single fucking time. Fuck off, both of you, the jelly fags and the fags defending his honor. You're both equally as autistic as each other.

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project your insecurities onto social media so preteens will think your life is of any worth. Try to fill the void that is your pointless and worthless life with what you've been taught is to dream of as a stereotypical third world male raised in poverty. All this while reaching no self-fulfilling goals or actually becoming satisfied with your life.

It's always the most insecure people spamming social media. I give it 5 years before he ODs and dies. He's coming off as really pathetic to everything that isn't his target audience, and once he matures he'll realize that. He's no Hugh Heffner. There's nothing alpha about him. He's like a spoiled little wounded snowflake.

>>36931120
You don't
Because to earn the amount of money he has you most likely will have lost your immaturity and all you will care about is making more money

The only way to become like him is be spoilt from inheritance money or to get it through fame

>tfw dad is leaving $1mill
>tfw i could become like dan
>tfw i would rather invest the money then party with sloots

>>36931133
>Don't inherit money from dad
>Get rich on your own
>Learn key life lessons from acquiring you wealth
>have strong self worth
>strong sense of self and key life experienc has moulded you into a well rounded and likable person
>have no need to surround yourself with prostitutes or pay for fake friends
>dont need to seek validation on social media

It's not possible.

>>36933318
$1 million isn't enough to blow partying with hookers unless you only plan on doing it for like a month and going back to normal/killing yourself afterwards

>>36931120
>Be a child star and make shit loads of moeny
Thats about it

>>36934945
>implying you learn those things from getting rich on your own
People with good character stay humble after they get rich. People with bad character dont. The money just allows the personality to exaggerate itself

>>36931120
>gambling
>guns
>girls
Just follow the unholy trinity