Did she think I meant amateur porn? Is there any way to recover

>>>/soc/

Fuck off.

>>36905304
ah dude you need to relax first off your second message was fucked

at least try to be funny, and dont act like you care for her approva so much, just say something like "yeah taht guy can watch as long as he's making that face the whole time"

>>36905304
Holy shit you're so thirsty.

>>36905304
Your first message is retarded.
What did you even mean by it?

>mfw sex Ed taught me to take things by steps: become her friend, start a relationship, then have sex
>mfw being friendly makes bitches think you're thirsty
>mfw I've been frienzoning myself these pass couple of years

Why do women think it's all about their vaginas? I mean it is, but I still wanna get to know the rest of her you know?

Are all women just dumb whores that want to be fucked by a fit guy? Cause that's what I'm starting to think.

>>36905684
>Why do women think it's all about their vaginas?
Because it is all about their vaginas.

>>36905304
my friend, you have fucked up
she posted a screenshot from the music video aziz ansari (the pictured man) made for kanye west's 'Famous'
so while you found a girl who's into dope music and was on the ball with responding to your OP, you've blown it in the second message

>>36905684
they're literally dumb in a playful cute way

just have sex with them, don't bother "taking the first step" being friendly unless they actually start coming to you with things

treat them like puppies. you don't go to any dog in a friendly matter and expect it to not to bite you, but you bait it a bit.

also don't have sex with dogs

>>36905775
>also don't have sex with dogs
I feel like only on the chan is that necessary to state.

>>36905684
/r/theredpill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PreAABChTyQ

>>36905684
>>mfw being friendly makes bitches think you're thirsty
are you not friends with any women? what happened to people like you that you don't have platonic friendships with women?

your post says you want to be friends with them with the end goal of sex, then complain that women are all dumb whores

what happens in the childhood of this kind of people that they don't have platonic relationships with women?

Omg OP u r so hot omg

>>36905783
>I feel like only on the chan is that necessary to state.
>on the chan
>the ch0n

>>36905684
"Friendzone" is just a stupid name retards gave to "I'm not attractive enough for her to actually consider me in any way other than friend, but I'm far too proud to admit it". It doesn't actually exist in the way they pretend it does.

You only think being friendly hurts your chances because if you're not friendly and get straight to the point she'll either reject you right away or accept you. If you get too friendly and too indirect, she'll string you along because that's what women DO: even if you're not good enough for her, she still wants those sweet treats you give her while courting.


And to be honest that's really the only "bad" thing women do in this regard. Most of the time they know very well when a guy is interested in her, but rather than be direct and say "no", they prefer to give him just enough attention that he thinks he has a shot, just so he keep gifting her expensive stuff. Plus for some reason they get to act all shocked and offended if guys get mad about this.

>>36905812

I've had platonic relationships with women. It's a really great feeling, that's why I prefer it to just a straight up hookup, but it seems like a hookup is just what every girl wants despite how they say otherwise.

Seriously are you retarded? How did you pass middle school with that kind of reading comprehension?

>>36905684
You could try to make friends with girls and they will STILL want your dick if you have the right HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME for them. It's all about your genetics and NOTHING you can say or do will make it different.

>>36905594
Using this app shows your desperation for pussy/dick anyways. It only goes up from there.

>>36905998
>but it seems like a hookup is just what every girl wants despite how they say otherwise
women want to get chucked and fucked by the fit hot guys. they only change their sexual strategy when they start getting older and cant get quaterback six-pack anymore. this is the point where women "find themselves" or "grow up" or whatever rationalization they will use to assure themselves that they are still as attractive as they were in their late teens and early 20s (they aren't). the reality is they aren't as hot as they once were, so they have to settle for the more stable guy that is within their reach as a secondary means of securing some kind of man in their life. make no mistake though, they still yearn for their youth when they could fuck around and have Chad's cock in all of her holes even though she's had to settle for a "nice guy" stable provider. Mr. Nice Provider will never know of her past of course, hence the need for a duplicitous sexual strategy in women, ie Alpha Fucks/Beta Bucks.

>>36905965
it's evolutionary biology, don't fight it.

>>36906027
hoping you'd come

>>36906074
It's like a Bat Signal for autism

>>36905304
I want an update on this OP.

>>36905998
>>mfw sex Ed taught me to take things by steps: become her friend, start a relationship, then have sex
>>mfw being friendly makes bitches think you're thirsty

>complains about girls thinking he's a thirsty beta
>when he's a thirsty beta
lmao