Has getting /fit/ gotten you girls? Be honest... For sure, you

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Now go away

>>36882629
That only happens if you don't go out.

When you approach a girl at a party, unless you have no game, she decides whether your attractive in like 5 min. If you have big muscles, your chances of being rated as attractive goes up. You still need to approach the girl

of course not, i wasn't expecting lifting to fix my autism though

I'm no longer a virgin but I still haven't gotten a second date

>>36882660
>lets go back to your place anon
>oh you still live with your parents?
>how can i get further money from you after we hook up HAHA LOSER

Yup.

I commute to work. Before this when I was overweight nobody was mirin' (for obvious reasons).

Now, I'm 10kg lighter and stronker (I'd think that) people be miran' while I Jojo-posed in the train.

Seems to attract the local traps too (Malaysian). Dem brown asses

Im pretty autistic when it comes to scoring girls, i've got no trouble just hanging out with them and such.
But last night i went to a club, i dont party often and i found a girl, she was hugging my biceps and touching my shoulders all night. I get her home aswell, and she is just lying in bed feeling my pecs and saying how firm my body is because of all the muscles.
But i can say 100 % i'd never have had been able to score such a pretty girl if i wasnt fitter than 90 % of the guys in the clubs.

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>>36882570
yep, i was swimming laps at the gym and this chick starts talking to me and asks for my number. She starts texting me later that night saying how hrony she was just watching me swim

>>36882777
You should sue her for sexual harassment

>>36882964
why

>>36882995
Because she's giving you unconsented and unsolicited sexual attention

>>36883033
I gave her my number, that pretty much means i want to fuck.

>>36882777
Checked

>>36883052
No she pressured you and you only did it because of the psychological duress

Why not both?

Went bald as I started lifting so if anything I've gotten less girls since then.

>>36883173

No homo

It's significantly increased my chances of getting with girls. It's easy to tell when they're attracted, but I still lack the confidence to close the deal

>>36882570
No yet, but i have believe one day i am going to make it

>>36882570
>26
>got back into school
>moved back in with parents
>get girls numbers(so easy to do in college). They all ask to chill over weekend
>dont call any of them cause i live with my fuckin parents
>becomes awkward during class

fuck man. fuck my life.

Well, I lost my virginity after building a little bit of muscle. And I'm gonna get laid tonight, after gaining more muscle. But I think it's because I stopped caring as much and have a decent sense of humor. That said, I am terrified about having sex tonight so lifting hasn't helped my confidence that much I guess.

>>36882570
idk mang

im ugly and bald, but these slightly older women at work always go out of their way to talk to me and giggle like idiots

>>36883585
>>dont call any of them cause i live with my fuckin parents
>>becomes awkward during class
>fuck man. fuck my life.

>Hey grill, I actually have relatives/folks over so it's kind of tight. Let me crash at your place

Alternatively

>There's construction/repairs going on at my place, lets chill over the weekend at yours.

There are tons of guys that get pussy and do this. Why can't you? If she says no, have an abundance mentality and say "ok" and walk away without any remorse. She will break and say "wait" and give you her address

I do this shit on tinder all the time. You think they turn down Chad or Tyrone because he lives with his parents? Fuck no

>>36882723
Which state bro?

Girls 'mire a lot at the gym but I'm too much of a pussy to even look at them, feels bad man

>>36882570
Yes in a sence that it build up my ego and confidence.
But just being a gym bro will get you nowhere, its all about attitude and what else you could offer beseides a six pack.

Getting fit hasn't gotten me laid on it's own. However it has made getting laid so much easier. I don't get rejected on approach anywhere near as much as I used too, and often have girls hitting on me when I go out, which was great for me because for ages

Wearing the right clothes, good posture, talking confidently, decent haircut and grooming, tan & whiter teeth, that shit all adds up.

Like last week I went to a bar I usually go to, and I go to the bar, I notice in my peripherals this really hot girl who rejected me like ~3 months ago (I was fatter and did the whole 'fun vibe' opening). She was on her phone, then she put it away, noticed me, immediately starts preening, sticking her chest out, fixing her hair, and moves closer to me. I opened her and ended up getting her number.

Women react to my presence positively where as before they were neutral or negative. Shit doesn't always work out, (nothing ended up happening with that girl from before), but now things have more potential to work out I guess.

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N-now what?

>>36883604
I had sex once, and it was terrible because I couldn't get out of my head and enjoy her.

Take deep breaths from your belly, and breathe low and slow. Try to enjoy her body fully, don't worry about porn star positions or making her cum. Just go animal and get the skin on skin contact you wanted when you first saw her.

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>>36882570
>Has getting /fit/ gotten you girls?
It got them interested in me but I scared them off with my autism

>mfw when I think back at all the college parties where chicks were basically telling me to fuck them but I somehow still managed to fuck it all up ph god please kill me now

so many stories brehs

>>36882705

>Living with your parents

If you haven't moved out of the house by the age of 22, you should kill youself

>>36882570
No. Now I'm just an aesthetic FA introvert.

>>36884208

"Wanna burn some calories horizontally?"

>>36884337
>good goy. just pay ol' mr. noseberg $1000/month. you falue your "freedom" and "independence," don't you, goy?

>>36884370

/pol/ pls go

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>>36882570
>she just ended the conversation with a one world reply
N-not really...

>>36884382
return2reddit, faggot

>>36884337
How's that rent payment faggot?

honestly getting my dick dryer. i'm always looking at pictures of shirtless men, i'm more self-conscious of my own body, and i've lost a bit of confidence. j-just a few more pounds of muscle and i'll be there

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>>36882570
> Anon who fucked up and posted tinder win with the girls number last night here

I just wanted to give you guys an update:

She hit me with the dreaded "can we do this later? I have school stuff to do on a friday" thing

> Hey can we push it back farther later in time? I have a huge review session for stats from 3-5


At least I dont have to waste gas driving over to where she lived

..r-right?

>>36884370
>>36884430
fucking neets I swear kek
you're just as bad as those haes hams

>>36884430

Quite good actually, at least I can cook my own food and bring girls home.

>>36884463
>oh shit i got owned
>better shoot for the lowest hanging fruit in order to save face on an anonymous chinese cartoon porn website

>>36884370
>>36884430
> hey anon, maybe we can go back to your place after this ;)
> wait, what do you mean you live with your parents?

>>36884500

I have my own place and I still never let random girls i'm going to fuck come over. It's either their place or not at all. NEVER let random bitches you fuck know where you live. Never ever NEVER. I don't even give them my real name.

>>36884498
do you see the irony now?

>>36884462
I replied
> sure, hit me up when you're free

she said
> solid

I think we all know she's never gonna hit me up :(

>>36884516

I only operate on odd levels of irony

>>36882570
>Has getting /fit/ gotten you girls?
OP this is an ignorant question. Attraction doesn't work that way except in the extreme. No girl is like:
>He has muscles
>Let me take my panties off now
It works more like:
>he's hot
The "hotness" can come from a number of different sources. Being /fit is one of the possible sources. Being /fit is like an enhancement to what you already have. If you're already a shit person, being fit will help you out but ultimately you're a shit person.

>>36884512
You sound autistic and probably fuck ugly chicks

>>36883551
are you me

or I'll notice she's attracted and make a move too quickly and just come off as autistic

>>36884537
I wanted to make fun of that anon as well but then I remembered how this one chick actually found out my dads address and started banging at the door at 3 am because she wanted to bang... never again will I stick dick in crazy

havent tried tinder yet, planning on getting to 8ish % bf first, I'm sure I have a decent face structure but I carry a ton of fat on my face and cheeks, Im confident enough I'll be at least a 7 if things plan out

It's given me the potential for quite a few girls but I'm so stuck in a oneitis nobody even comes close, pathetic sack of shit I am

>>36884537

whatever you say. Have fun when bitches start showing up at your place randomly even yelling at you because you fed them lies in order to sleep with them.

Have fun trying to get the bitch to leave afterwards or in the morning. ""Uh yeah we'll hang out...(please go please go please JUST LEAVE)"

>>36884337
Hoping to move out right before 23. Housing's expensive in the Bay Area senpai. My brother didn't move out till 24. And he's a well-adjusted adult.

>>36884589
>I'm so stuck in a oneitis nobody even comes close
Meanwhile, Chad's dick is stuck in your oneitis and he comes right in her. Over and over.

>>36882570
>21
>used to live with two girls and one other guy
>had a gf so never made any moves
>plus assumed I was fully friendzoned
>plus usually not a good idea with roomies
>run into one of the girls
>notice a quick mire, she mentions that she got her nipples pierced
>"I'll send you a pic!"
>asks what I'm doing this saturday
>tfw an hour later she sends me a pic of her tits

what do? am I perma friendzoned to where she doesn't mind me seeing her tits or does she wanna fugg

>>36884622
my oneitis is dead

>>36883648
>I do this shit on tinder all the time. You think they turn down Chad or Tyrone because he lives with his parents? Fuck no
Thiiiis thiiiiis

>live with my parents after college
>guy who went to same college hits me up to get together, alumni and all that
>don't usually give a fuck and it sounded like a desperate cry for help but decide to go because the guy was nice
>stupid hot girl from my college was there, only three of us
>invites me to a house party at her place
>don't usually give a fuck but decide to go because she was nice about it
>meet local qt artist girl there
>tell her I'm walking her home when it got late, it's dangerous
>when I get to her place, ask for water
>invite her to blaze a bowl inside
>then I fuck her
She told me afterward she knew what I was up to the minute I told her I was walking her home.
>from that day forward I only ever met her out or at her place

You don't need your own place. SOMEONE needs a place and she needs to want your dick. That's about it.

Also, don't turn things down. I got a year's worth of pussy I still remember fondly because I decided to hang out with a dude.

>>36884624
she wants the d

>>36884208
Okay I got her Snapchat. Do I send her a dick pic now?

>>36884624
Do you often send your friends dickpics? How fucking autistic are you to think she's sending you her tits "as a friend"?

>>36884208
nigga you stole my pickup line, which I stole from someone else

also
> fatty

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>>36882570
>Has getting /fit/ gotten you girls?

No because I have zero self confidence and social skills. Girls blatantly flirt with me and all I can say in response is a few awkward laughs and "yeah"s.

How the fuck do I get into Tinder?

I am 18 years old, have great body, average face and good hair.

But I can't get into hook ups, its just feels awkward as fuck saying " hey when should we meet to fuck"?

Also 9/10 times girls are looking for a date first, and I am just too shy and autistic to go actually there, talk about some random shit while I can get spotted by some friends.... Not in the US, so Tinder isn't that mega popular here.

>>36884630
Chad doesn't mind having his rigor in your mortis oneitis.

>>36883648
meh, i just feel like a loser. and the girls that give their numbers give me a vibe like they want to get serious. its just the way i think about shit i guess.

>>36882570
It get's me stares and smiles. But I'm autistic.

>>36884584
Im thinking similar things but i also plan to learn more shit so i wont end up in the scenario im imagining (no matches after several months of swiping)
hows the cut going?

19 years old virign just got matched with 29 years old 6/10 women.

She wants to fuck, what to do /fit/?

I am already autistic for girls my age, but this is a hell of a different...

>>36884756
What do you mean what do

If she wants to fuck just say you'll come over with some drinks and a movie

>>36884756
Get her pregnant.

>>36884674
just to show me her new piercings? we've been good friends for a while, lived together almost a year

>>36882660
>5 min
it's more like instantaneously

>>36884688
>I am just too shy and autistic to go actually there, talk about some random shit while I can get spotted by some friends....
But not too shy to unload your nuts in a perfect stranger? If you have nothing to say, let her do the talking by asking questions about her, listen, look interested and play the clock.

>>36882570
>0.

I don't know, my excuse used to be that I'm just not into the whole promiscuity thing, but all the quality single women my age (24) are pretty much scooped up by now so I won't have a decent relationship either.

Every time I meet someone attractive who is at least not completely autistic/retarded they turn out to have boyfriends.

Girls definetely treat me a lot better since becoming /fit/ though, a lot of my female friends would do anything for me. Two of them actually propositioned me for a threesome a few weeks ago, I turned it down because they were 5/10 and 6/10 womenlets. I should've done it just to lose my virginity (which I lie about).


I was on tinder once and everyone's pics looked ugly as fuck I'm not going back there.


I think I'm just to roll hermit this round, I'll find love in my next life.

>>36884208
"Lemme smash"

Just single mothers wanting me take care of them and Chad's son.

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>>36884337
>mfw i am posting this from my parents' home as a 23 year old

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>>36884688

build up to it little by little, or go full balls to the wall and just blurt it out straight away, 18 is a little young tho, prime tinder age is like 22-24

golden rule is dont be afraid of looking awkward/stupid/ like a total faggot in person or in messagaing

>>36884732

about to start at the end of the month, just recently got back into lifting like 3 months ago andand have most of my strength back before I cut so I wont lose as much muscle, I used to be around 12ish when I was 17 and not lifting, now Im around 15/16% I tried to cut before cut it went awful, Im going to do it properly this time and get as low as possible, I dont thinj Id be awkward on a date but my fat face is prob the only thing holding me back atm

>>36884780
Do you often send your friends pics of your dick piercings? How fucking autistic are you to think she's sending you her tit piercings "as a friend"?

>>36884584
The optimum body fat percentage for being attractive is 12.

>>36884828
kek
gonna pierce my dick so I can send unsolicited dick pics to girls
if they respond negatively I'll just say I wanted to show them my piercing as a friend

>>36884462
"Can't do. I'm busy the rest of the week. See you at 8?"

That's how you close that shit.

>>36884833

its subjective, at 12 I still got those chubby cheeks although Im older now so who knows, Ill keep going until Im happy with my face

>>36883551
>It's easy to tell when they're attracted
The problem is girls being attracted or even crushing on you is still continents away from actually fucking/dating you. I quickly found it it's pretty meaningless if you're autistic, even if you can talk to them, if you can't flirt well etc. you're fucked because most girls are way too shy to make a move.

>>36884833
>>36884884
how long does it take to cut from 15% bf down to 10-12%???

help

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>>36882570
As ironic and stupid as this sounds... Getting thru that first relationship (3 yr gf) and breaking up gave me a new lease on life... Which somehow translate to me getting girls.

I'm not a Chad or white... But I banged an ex gymnast, when on a date with a thick Asian who wanted my dick, then gf'd a qt Italian girl, all in a span of 3 months.

How to get girls? Get a gf. It makes no sense but that's how it works

>>36884430

>I really find it fucking hot that you are making the financially smart decision to save money by living with your parents instead of moving out on your own

said no woman ever

>>36884624
Anon there is this cool thing called """flirting""" where you do things in an ambiguous way such that it cannot be determined by the other party whether you desire a friendly or a romantic relationship.

>>36883505
lots of women like the look. Just keep it short and don't grow out the sides.

>>36884904

depends on your calorie deficet, Im planning something like 3 months to get to 16ish to 10 that should be plenty doable, although getting as low as 8 may be a problem

>>36884822
>about to start at the end of the month,
Good luck friend, i have no idea when im gonna get into tinder. ive been lifting for two years now and im sitting at 89kg(197 in merican)and a bf of around 13-14%
Still...its gonna be a hard battle to get matches i think, not looking forward to this shit

>>36884688
>"hey when should we meet to fuck?"
don't do this
just go on dates, you'll be able to figure out in 5 minutes how your date wants to finish the night. If you don't like the date, just make a polite excuse to leave.

>>36883604
man don't be scared. Just enjoy it. You think she is worried about it? no. It's sex not a math test.

>>36884932
what is the fastest I could possibly do it?

>>36884917
Sending a picture of tits isn't very ambiguous

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>lift lots, eat lots
>still 2m 105kg
>women still not interested in me
>women still dont reply to my messages
>women still virtually never engage in non-work conversation with me
>none of my hobbies include female human beings
i guess it's what i deserve for only playing vidya, going to the gym and working in IT

>>36884370
This is how you become a NEET. "Oh I'll just move back home with my parents" "Oh I don't need to find a job, I"ll just stayu home and play vidya and go to the gym"

>>36884937

Tinder is mostly about looks, if youre attractive and can hold an interesting conversation you should at least be able to regularly pull 6/10s and work up from there, desu I just need some experience with women, I swear Im like 22 now and still a virgin but still not as bad as kissless, if I do get laid from this it will be hearty kek material

>>36884953
couldnt tell you , just try eat at a 500 cal defecit and lower it if the weight isnt coming off, doing it too fast will also fuck up your metabolism

>>36884884
>All facial and body measurements were linearly related to attractiveness, except body adiposity, which showed a curvilinear relationship, peaking at a body fat percentage of 12 per cent.

http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/280/1751/20122495.full

It's only one study, but still.

>>36884382
/pol/ is where we go to discuss politics, but it's how everyone on 4chan feels. So if you don't agree, shut up.

>>36885001

I know but people store fat differently due to genetics

>>36884958
Yeah, I'm saying if Anon doesn't know if she is just being a friend or wants the D, then he should flirt with her to find out her intentions.

>>36885014
> everyone
> a vocal minority that shits up every other board

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>>36885014
>everyone on 4chan agrees with /pol/

Lad...

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>>36884337
>moved out at 12
>moved back in at 24
It is a lot easier to appreciate the comfy after a few years of squalor

>>36885022
True, it's just a body fat percentage that is relatively easy to maintain so I recommend it to people.

Where do you take girls on tinder dates?

are girls on this willing to just come to your place, or go to their place?

>>36884994
>if I do get laid from this it will be hearty kek material
A positive outlook is good anon, it will help if things feel shitty
also i dont know how experiece helps, im good at flirting IRL as ive spent alot of time with many chicks in a work enviourment so to keep things interesting we flirt
Youre gonna do fine mate, dont worry

>>36885057

also true, never been leaner than 12 Id say so mainting below 10 could be a struggle

>>36885014
speak for yourself stormfaggot

>>36885014

>goy
>not /pol/

>>36885014
>he thinks people talk about politics on /pol/

>>36885030
/pol/ is the third most popular board after /b/ and /v/ and it's also the board that is growing the fastest.

>>36885066

If I fuck up I tend to just laugh at myself and learn from it at the very least it would make for some good stories, we're gonna make it bro

>>36885064
Either to a coffee shop or a bar, preferably close to your home so that you can leave if the date goes badly.

You just want a place where you can relax and get to know each other.

>>36885064
>are girls on this willing to just come to your place, or go to their place?

You should be suspicious of these women. There are lots of of scammers and criminals on dating sites. Let's assume your date is a turbo-slut anyway, are you really so impatient that you can't meet her in a public place before you get down to business?

>>36885121

this, if its going well at the bar you may be able to kiss and maybe fug depending on your logistics, if the cofee is going well you can go for a walk around town or set up a date later that nigh at a bar or somewhere, depends on your intentions with the girl

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>from ugly fat man to male model

>>36885207
>40 to 15% bodyfat
>proper lightning
>clean face
>haircut
>"OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO GUD :))"
why do i still visit this site again?

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>>36882570
girls aint shit

>mire girl for long
>go on date, fuck
>lose all the interest

>today
>she texts me telling she will be in town this weekend
>I reply with a "good for you"
>mfw

desu I think I dont even like girls that much, what I really like is feeding my ego. Most of the fun for me is seeing if could get it and not actually the part where I get it

>>36885251
>what I really like is feeding my ego
Wait...is there a point to girls besides that?

>>36885223
but he really does look good on top of what you said

nice jaw line, big blue eyes, full lips, perfectly sized ears/nose

I'd suck him off desu

>>36885321
so what youre saying is he looks hot
what im saying is his transformation is piss easy to do. he just lost weight and took care of his body like all the other normies do

>>36882570
When I was in high school I never came up to women never even paid attention to them.they came to me I was lean and ripped back then got out of shape last year but making it up again.

>>36884917
Wait, is that what flirting is? God damnit I've been flirted with so many times and didn't know it. I thought they were just being confusing cunts..,

Being /fit/ scores you more shallow bangable pussy, but it doesn't help much with dating.
I did however use the newly gained attention from easy bimbos to get better at chatting women up, so indirectly, it does make a difference

>>36885779
>more shallow bangable pussy, but it doesn't help much with dating.
Everyone will prefer a fit good guy over an out of shape one, not just shallow sloots.

>>36885798
I'm not sure how old are you, but women around my age (32) that are interesting and worth paying attention to, do not care about abs all that much.
Not lifting doesn't mean you are morbidly obese/anorexic so it isn't on anyone's priority list.
college girls do care however. I'm guessing you are 20-something

>>36885900
Im not that guy but im 28 atm and im feeling the pressure in the dating scene hitting hard
i got abs but that really doesnt feel like a perk at all, more like a drawback since almost every fucking guy has em
I digress but point is its actually gotten worse with age, i had no problems getting my first gf and then me being fit didnt matter but now the list of demands have skyrocketed and most chicks who are 25+ are just really not into it

>>36885900
Being fit is much more than having what any twink can have by starving itself long enough. I meant being in good shape, not looking like the wind can take you away or like a flight of stairs will exhaust you.

>>36885917
You just need to convince them somehow that you are confident, successful, well educated, adventurous but also well tempered... it's harder than it sounds tho. I'm a physics professor at a local college and I've intimidated women with my intellect a few times before. You need to act smart but not smarter than them (insecure cunts)

>>36884462
ted cruz on the right

>>36885977
I know, im pretty smart and got myself an education but i really dont think that helps in the end
Friend of mine works at mcds and he gets dates with girls constantly, good looking ones too
I dont know why its so hard, i mean if youre looking for a casual hookup i get it because women are rumored to resist that shit heavily (why i dont know but biological reasons i guess) but it feels like getting a long term gf is actually much much harder
Even mentioning a relationship causes em to run off quicker than the fucking flash

aye...women, gods way of saying "fuck you"

>>36885030
Kek, stay cucked lad

>>36884624
She want sum fuq

>>36885439
Yeah that's the whole point. No one likes to be rejected, so what you do is that you say things and do things that can be taken multiple ways so that if someone starts to reject you you can say, "Oh you silly grilly I only sent you a picture of my pierced and erect penis because you're such a good friend! I never had any intention of initiating a romantic and sexual relationship with you!"

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>be /fit/ for more than 3 years
>see girls doing half ROM squats and stupud ass exercises
>start despising them
>see boys with invisible lat syndrome and grunting with babby weights
>start despising them as well
I just hate people in general tqhwyf

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>>36885223

>>36886099
>grunting with babby weights

they're just weak, don't be mean

>boys with invisible lat syndrome

this is pretty funny actually, there's a couple of asians at my gym who can't be over 5'3 who walk around like that, they do actually look like overcompensating children

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>>36884524

DESU if they say they are busy just say "ok" and fuck em off, find another one.

bitches are never busy for the ones they like.

>>36884756
Do it wtf? She obviously isnt expecting a 19 year old to be good any way so she probably has some weird fetish for young dudes so go lose that card. She'll teach you the way it couldnt be a better situation for you

I've gotten fewer girls, but they're definitely of a higher quality

>>36886093
That's fucking gold. Might have to use that. Dick's already pierced so I just have to find some qt's

Fuarkin double standards m8

>>36884337
21 now, that's actually the plan

>>36884208
She looks fat

>>36884208
Fatass chick breh

>>36884337
I'm european, I will live with my parents until I finish uni (unless I go to a foreign one or make some good cash). I guess american culture means you have to drown in debt/stress just to get your "independence"

Yeah but like a lot of faggots here I thought getting fit would be all I needed to do to get girls, now I'm here and it definitely helps get my foot in the door but you still actually have to be social

When tinder first came out I got laid easy pz w sluts that I put no effort into fucking whatsoever, and they purely just wanted one night stands because of my body, now it seems they've gotten a bit harder to get on it because of the millions of guys they have swarming their shit, and I haven't had any success yet in the past few weeks, and I'm more muscular than ever and p lean senpai, going to a club on molly tonight hopefully I can end my 3 week long drought

Inb4 can't get it up, will an hero

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>go on date with tinder girl
>hit it off well
>end up both friendzoning each other, didnt feel attracted
>now shes my friend and we go ice skating, to the zoo, movies, dinner, etc all the time
>mfw we're actually just friends and text like every other day

>>36885986
Kek

>>36884462
Eh it isn't always a blowoff kind of deal, some chicks are just looking to test to see how you'll fare or in general she probably really did have something going on that she spaced about. Be cool with being flexible and that will do wonders for you if it works out. But on the off chance she doesn't try to get ahold of you, no investment no loss so just keep your head up and move on to the next girl.

Pro tip: Don't ever make that mistake again about letting a girls number slip through a Mongolian dating website. That's very irresponsible and disrespectful to a woman. Use a bit more sense next time ok?
Hope you have learned your lesson anon, good luck on the next one

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>>36882660
>game
Fucking LOL at thing game exists. It's all face.

>>36882660
>tfw no game whatsoever
>tfw a 16yo could have more experience than me
>tfw girls expect me to be experienced because mid 20s

how to fix this

>>36887546
Hit on younger chicks for practice, above 18 is fair game.

>>36887566
no m8 that's even worse

A 26yo gurl can laugh at my inexperience but at least I have some things she would find good (a stable job, financial independence).
18yo gurrls just wanna have fun and I'm the king of spergland

>>36887597
>practice
Jesus rejection and failure are the name of the game until you're comfortable enough to swallow that fear and be confident. You'll never know until you try anon, just putting yourself in those situations is useful, even if you fail.

>>36887194
which movie of his is this from?
I've seen the reaction pic so many times I want to see the movie now.
.
yeah, lifting got me laid.
But that fact won't keep you motivated because it will take awhile.
I didn't start getting randomly approached till I was bear mode.
If you aren't big and brawny noone cares, unless you are zxzzy tier

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>>36882570

no girls

but I like what I see in the mirror, so there's that

>>36884370
>mr noseberg

That isn't even subtle but for some reason it's fucking hilarious

>>36887546
drink.
If you don't drink, start.
I don't mean get wasted. But get a nice running buzz. Does wonders for your confidence.
Don't go into it thinking, I'll drink to get laid, but drink to have fun and talk to people

>>36885223

Why are you so salty?

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SS isn't a meme yo

>>36888091
she's fat though

>>36887597
>>36887597

What do you expect people to tell you? You will never stop being shitty with women until you put yourself out there and learn how to talk to them.

>>36888091
fat chicks don't count bro

>>36888091

she looks qt. post pics.

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Lifting will not cure autism desu senpai

>>36888091
>that fat face
Anon, stop

>>36882570
not too in shape, but trying. PT at my gym is digging me like a shovel. Need to make a move but to beta... She's a soild 8/10 too.

FUCKING KING OF MANLETS REPORTING FUCK ALL YOU TALL FAG FUCKS. Btw, interestingly.

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>>36883505

>>36884462
UPDATE:

> she actually texted me back saying she was free later!
> I ended up blowing her off
> (only cause I was on my way and I took a wrong turn. traffic was crazy too and I was already gonna be late)
> told her to text me once she gets out of another meeting
> might still actually have a chance at this

I dont know whats going on, I half expect to get mugged when I show up or something

>>36887546
talk to ugly women.

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>>36884337
>mfw lived with parents for the duration of undergrad
>mfw saved enough for down payment of an apartment
>mfw living in a house that I legally and financially own while rentcucks are still paying moetgage for thwir landlords

>>36885048
Who is /pol/?

>>36882570
>tinder girls
I'll never understand why anyone would waste their time on skeezy sluts on tinder. You may as well just pay whores on craigslist, you probably run a lower chance of getting an std that way.

>>36883505
But was it worth it for the cute cyborg sidekick?

>>36889024
>I'll never understand why anyone would waste their time on skeezy sluts on tinder. You may as well just pay whores on craigslist, you probably run a lower chance of getting an std that way.
>not wearing a condom with tinder girls

lmao

Plus anyways, tinder girls provide more variety on hotness scale

>>36889044
>HURR DURR I JUST WANT TO FUCK SOME PUSSY
fucking teenagers. someone should lock you in a room until you're at least 30 so you don't hurt yourselves or anyone else.

>>36887597
>A 26yo gurl can laugh at my inexperience but at least I have some things she would find good (a stable job, financial independence
>wanting to be a beta cuck provider after she rode the cock carousel
>2016
Not gonna make it

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>>36889024
>mfw a lot of STD rates are exploding upwards due to tinder

>>36889075
probably unwanted pregnancy rates too, especially among teen girls. dumb cunts.

>>36889057
>fucking teenagers. someone should lock you in a room until you're at least 30 so you don't hurt yourselves or anyone else.
White knight detected

There's nothing wrong with tinder girls unless you think of LTR'ing one; then you're bat shit insane. Girls with good values (i.e. Low partner count like 1 or max 2 that were only commuted bfs) don't exist these days. Not even mudslimes fit the stereotype

All women are the same. And all have a backup. This kind of mentality of putting them on a pedestal is what causes guys to get cucked

>>36889075
>>36889024
Replying to yourself doesn't help. There's also a thing called condoms.

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>>36889003
This is pretty hilarious at this point and it was making my sides hurt last night. Good to see she's still playing along ;)

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>>36882570
I don't want to talk about it.

>>36882570
>>36882660

I'm shredded and I go out and approach girls every weekend yet I'm still a virgin wat do

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>>36889118

>>36889102
>White knight detected
TOP FUCKING KEK, listen you dumb cunt there's probably a couple kids out there that I'm responsible for but thank the Universe they don't know who I am, and that was a long time ago anyway, I just think you dumb teenage cunts are so fucking stupid that you need to be chained up somewhere until your brains have finished forming so you don't fuck up lives all over the place sticking your dumb dicks in every warm wet hole you see. Seriously you're all so fucking stupid.

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>>36882570
I'm a fit grill and get grills (spoiler: landwhales) I do not fucking want all the fucking time and it's getting scary.

>fat tumblrina tier hambeast pansexual (desperate enough to fuck anything) muh real womyn curves hitting on me every time I go out
>mfw only interested in high test dudes

Any lesbian that hits on me better look like this.

No. I'm married.

However, my wife gets horny just looking at me walk around the house shirtless or naked. I have a lot more confidence and I now KNOW she is still physically attracted to me, so it creates this echo chamber of horniness. We've been fucking like when we first met as horny college students.

>>36889159
>I just think you dumb teenage cunts are so fucking stupid that you need to be chained up somewhere until your brains have finished forming so you don't fuck up lives all over the place sticking your dumb dicks in every warm wet hole you see. Seriously you're all so fucking stupid
What's wrong with tinder?

Tell me one good reason why someone shouldn't use it when almost every fucking person out there has downloaded the app.

Go ahead, I'm waiting

>>36885088

Hitler dubs confirm.

>>36889120
ya man, I honestly have no idea whats going on and why its happening

I'm surprised she's still going through with it after she got a bunch of texts saying that I posted screen caps of our convo on a mongolian fish weaving forum

Can't tell if it's gotten girls I wouldn't otherwise get, but it's definitely made the sex better after the girl is got.

>>36889159

The way you sound, I'd say you probably have grandchildren.

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>>36887194
k bud

>>36889159

>you should be chained up so you don't make other people suffer
>but thank God I'm a deadbeat dad

You're a dirtbag and this is why nobody really loves who you really are. Faggot.

>>36889141
Just keep trying and improving your social gains

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What does this mean guys?

>>36889699
>cringe

but it means she wants the d

>>36889699

I think she doesn't even exist

>>36889699
post pic

>>36884337
>22
>live alone
>parents pay my rent

feels good

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May be cringe, but at least i'm not a sperg like 95% of /fit/

>>36889820
k.. keep me posted

>>36882570
Its gotten me mires from prostitutes...

>>36882570
I get mired by 4/10s

>>36882570

kinda hard to get mired with no friends or social life

where the fuck do you even go by yourself?

>>36889920
the grave

>>36889921

nah I have too much to do before I go

but really, what can you even do without a social circle

>>36889931
become successful

>>36889961
>becoming successful without a social circle

>>36889920
Same shit. Feels super awkward to go anywhere without a company

>>36889961

yeah id like to make friends that dont use me for money

aka non shitty people

I dont feel like being documented for all eternity on social media
women and all social males willingly do this and expect this of you if you are hanging out.
FUCK THIS.

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>>36889979
>tfw this plus no alcohol + no drugs + no coffee + asocial + no terminally shy

Might as well become a fucking monk I swear

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>>36889185

>Mongolian fish weaving forum

You have my made my night

I didn't realize so many /fit/ guys were this autistic, or terrible with girls. I've never seen it in real life with guys that were actually /fit/. Then again I'm in the Air Force so many it helps the autism?

I just left a party early where a girl I wanted to hook up with was. There was a good chance she wanted me too. I'm so fucking dumb.

>>36890160
No

>>36882570
Yeah a lot more now. I always have had a good face so getting chicks was never a problem. but now that I'm /fit/ im getting 5x the pussy I used to get

Im an evil type and it bores me to be witty and win over girls withbthe same act over and over. Then i get bored and start mentioning other girls i fucked, or how ive gone through this same routine with other girls, youre all the same, and they just get hotter for me.

Wtf man.

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>>36882629

>>36884979
Maybe you should logically assess what you've really changed about yourself. If you're personality wasn't picking up chicks before lifting, and the only difference is that you've gained muscle, you should change your personality. Yknow just for the sake of grills man.

>>36886099
working at a gym has made me despise 90% of people that go to the gym

>>36891389
Can confirm. Without homegym masterrace I would have already brained some dumb beer-gutted know-it-all motherfucker with a dumbbell. These cunts think they are so mature and know everything, while the only thing they got on you is being prediabetic.

>>36884979

You probably don't have a soul. Just pay whores.