Do you count the weight of your arms when you consider how much

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>>36859790
>you'll never cum on her

I bet you're the kind of guy who counts the bar.

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>>36859790
Isn't this standard procedure?
>be me at trump rally a week ago
>tons of these hot chicks at the rally
>didn't think they actually existed

>>36859790
Yeah and I count my body weight when I squat so I'm actually squatting 675

>>36859790
yeah, don't forget to add in the weight of your gloves too

>>36859790
>2016
>not counting the weight of all the gas above you in the 16 kilometers of atmosphere

>>36859808
Don't fuck with me like that

>>36860405
Kek

>>36860405
>2006+10
>not calculating the centripetal force on the barbell from the earths spin
>not calculating the moons relative position to the earth
>not calculating for the altitude of the gym

>2018 - 2
>not subtracting the gravitational force of other planets on your barbell

Nigga when the planets align I can straight push 3 pl8

>>36862197
>implying

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>>36859790
>That guy who counts the weight of the barbell

>>36859790
>Doesn't bring his own barometer to the gym to measure air pressure

not gonna make it

>>36862254
>not accounting for all the weight other versions of you are lifting in parallel dimensions
>not making quantum gainz