>"Hey wanna watch a movie? What? Really, the gym again?

>>36855727
>imagine the role-reversal and saying that to your gf
>oh that's right you don't have one

This isn't about you though. I'm on a quest to improve myself and anyone that gets in my way is getting run over. If you don't like it, leave.

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>>36855727
If your significant other cant accept that you enjoy improving yourself, he or she is only a poison that'll let themselves go in the future. They just want to drag you down with them.

Also
>makes a post like this
>doesn't even post a cute girl
Apply yourself

If you have a girl that behaves like this, you have already lost

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TL;DR Pic Related.

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Jokes on you I don't have a gf

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>>36855755
> If you have a girl

>>36855727
My gf does this. She knows I used to be pretty /fit/ but really let myself go. She grabbed me at a low point and kept fattening me up. She's a super sweet girl, but her insecurity is killing me. Landed a six figure job about 4 months after we started dating. She's scared for her life that I'm getting back in shape and some smokeshow is going to steal me.

>>36855751
OP here, I'm pretty sure the only way she could let go further is to stop showering, or just shutting wherever.

>>36855751
Also, I was trying to make a point. Pic related looks similar in size to my gf.

>>36855727
ew I have standards, I wouldnt date THAT girl

>>36855727
>2016
>dating girls
>not just banging tinder sloots

>>36855782
*shitting

Poo in loo

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>36855800
What if she had a good personality, great job and could cook well (and wants lots of white children).

>>36855805
Sometimes I wish I had stayed on this route...

>>36855727

>Posting a fatty

But why?

>>36855727
lol i would literally laugh in this bitch's face if she tried to come on to me

>>36855837
See >>36855791

>>36855831
>fat
>good personality
>expecting her to have healthy children
those don't go together

>>36855727
>i love you the way you are
just leave her now

>>36855875
What do you mean? Fat people can have a personality like anyone else?

I am concerned about healthy children though. Why would fat = unhealthy children?

>>36855897

And she expects the same from me. I'm sure that if I actually loved her, it wouldn't matter would it?

>>36855899
Because you don't get fat eating healthy foods

>>36855915
>what is bulking? for 300, Alex

>not finding a qt waifu that will go to to the gym with you, motivate you to work out, and cook for you.

kek

>>36855899
being fat greatly increases problems with having children and also raising children

You're also going to find a pretty strong correlation between fat women and absolutely shitty personalities

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>>36855922
>i clean bulk like a supreme gentleman, m'lady

>>36855938
When?

>that bodybuilder on TV is too muscular, I wouldn't like that
It's taken that man decades of hard work to get like that, don't worry.
>if I thought you got too big, would you stop going to the gym
No. It's important to me.
> I don't like men with loads of veins bulging. What causes that?
Well some guys train for it specifically. I don't like it either.
>would you stop going to the gym if that happened?
No.


Honestly, most of these type of problems went away when we moved in together. She didn't like the gym because it cut into our time together. But talking about things is part of adulting.

>>36856050
Does she go to the gym/exercise?

>>36855727
>going to the gym is fuckin ridiculous you arent fat
>can we get some pizza? Why? You are so fuckin obssesive with fitness
>i want to work out with you
>are you calling me fat? I dont need to work out
>are you seeing some girl at the gym?
>i made you 3 burgers with fries, you need to eat more, heres your soda
>i think we dont have nothing in common
>oh wow when did you get that ass?
>i dont like that girls are looking at your ass
>oh you are going to the gym? Lets have sex

I could go forever, this bitch is the real gainz goblin

>>36855727
...Yep. Guilty as charged.

>>36855776
I hope you pull out

>>36856092
Damn, dude. This relationship is not long for this world

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>>36855727
>still falling for the vaginal jew

>>36855899
because excess weight disrupts hormones and hormones are crucial for child development in the womb.

>>36855727
Lol, this sounds just like me

>>36856070
No but she has a legit currently unexplained chronic pain problem and in full time education. She's a little bit overweight but still gorgeous.
We go for long walks but that's about the extent of our exercise. Might try initiating a bit more this spring.

>>36855899
There are a whole host of defects that come with being obese while pregnant.

For starters, the children are at 4 times the risk of autism.

>>36856193
this desu.
If i were heteroscum, only girls like Cheekie would be interesting.

>>36855727
lel i am you fat bitch, your lifestyle disgusts me

>>36856203
Makes sense. So how do I avoid

You know how you want kids someday?
>yeah?
I think it would be a healthy choice to start losing weight so their hormones aren't all fucked up.
>oh so when I get skinny we'll have a baby!!?
Ummm...

>>36856274
How to create an eating disorder 101

>>36856290
Lol wat

>>36856092
>are you seeing some girl at the gym?
dude one of my ex's used to say this shit(and shit like in your list) all the time then i dumped her and i have never looked back fr loose the ball and chain, unless your fetish is for a fatties of course no h8

>You would do well to cease pestering me with your mindless prattling, you vile creature of vaguely feminine semblance.
>I have no intention to pay heed to your ludicrous demands, as I am preoccupied with injecting motor oil and an assortment of very fine pharmaceuticals into my shoulders.
>The notion of requiring companionship, female or otherwise, seems to me to be a rather queer one.
>Lunacy? Nay, tis but another step in my apotheosis, my leaving humanity behind.
>Indeed, this includes you.

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>>36856370
kek

>>36855727
Stop making excuses you fat slob and come to the gym.

>>36856166
Like the French in a war.

Condoms, BC, and I pull out.

Seeing a nurse on the side. She makes good money and I creampie that bitch like nobody's business. She hates kids, is under the impression she makes more than me, and is a way better lay.

>>36857263
>Like the French in a war.
topkek

>>36855727
I feel like this is why one should take time to improve themselves physically and especially mentally before dating again.

The lifting and good eating is really for your own benefit, aesthetics are neat but it's all about quality of life and longevity, not having the typical problems people develop that they always attribute to mere aging.

As for mental, it's important to take inventory and resolve your issues because how you think, behave, respond always affects your interactions with people and who you attract.

These gains goblins prey on guys who seem complacent enough to trap into just being someone to drag along as they trudge through life. They have no real interest in your happiness, they just want to not be alone, and you trying to improve yourself jeopardizes that because they know you can make it and they won't stand for you trying to escape.

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>>36855773
>> If you have a girl

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>>36855747

>>36855727
Shoo, shoo, goblin.