Hey /fit/, how do you establish your dominance in the gym?
> Just finished 1st weight rotation
> Now for 15 minutes of cardio before second
> Late at night, gym is pretty empty
> Hot pair of ass legs on an elliptical
> She's the kind of girl that gets dressed up to go to the gym
> Makeup, tight shorts
> Get on the elliptical right next to her to assert my dominance over her
> Immediately go twice as hard as she's going, get a tremendous manly sweat pouring down my immense biceps
> She gets off after 5 minutes
> Weight cycle 2, now time for that 15 minutes of cardio
> She's doing those weird stretch exercises that girls do on the mats
> The ones that basically do nothing for your body except your ass
> Stand parallel to her, fall down into a pushup
> She has to quickly retreat to avoid my fall
> I do a solid 30, she moves her mat far away
> When I get up she's 'trying' to squat
> Go over to tell her she's doing it wrong
> "Please leave me alone"
> I thought she was kind of into this so I just respond "No"
> She starts screaming "Get away from me!"
> Other people in the gym start looking at us
> I put my finger to my mouth, trying to flex as I do so
> People start trying to intervene, I just wanna grab her and pick her up
> She escapes
> Someone talks about calling the cops
> Don't buy it but bail anyways
> Jog five miles home at 10pm at night to sweat off the bad vibes
I'm still gonna go back to the gym tonight, I don't really give a shit. I didn't do anything wrong and I've been at that gym longer than her I guarantee it.
I know alphas do this all the time and will usually pick a chick or two up.
- pic related it's kind of what I look like. Rotund but muscular where it counts
nice if i was a girl i would be pretty wet up until i got pregnant then i would hide because i know i look fat lol
>>36842491
seriously dont know if you are trolling
but you are pretty autismal dude
Hope this is troll, you essentially went one step away from committing rape. Another 5 minutes without anyone intervening and you'd probably actually face criminal charges
Hahaha holy autism. If not a troll you're legit a huge beta autist.
Holy shit dude this is not good
you're going to be getting that bbc up the ass in jail within a couple of months m8
>>36842518
Yeah lots of memes on this site but there are definitely some genuine weirdos
I can't tell if serious or not, but for your sake I hope your not.
>>36842491
Good job bro keep the gains comming and enjoy your cardio.
Also nice try with that girl you will get her later
God bless.
>>36842491
seriously inspired by your cardio discipline
She wanted you dude and everyone else was jelly. Good on you man! Keep it up!