Post beta stories, yours or others you've observed. >At

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Post beta stories, yours or others you've observed.

>At uni
>New year
>Classes are 70% female
>Always end up sitting/chatting with girls
>Catch em staring a lot, guess because I'm /fit/ puts me in the top %
>Walking with one qt after class wants to take photos of me and snap all her friends
>Likes every one of my instagram photos
>Devestated when I don't use that cucksite faceyb
>Calm down girl
>Few weeks later same class some overweight beta nu male approaches us after class
>Apparently has noticed the qt and wants a piece of that ass
>Waddles up and starts talking about how he's organised a study group and wants her to be part of it oh and btw he needs her faceyb
>Start laughing, about to leave her alone with her new admirer and she gives me a deathglare
>Does the typical girl thing where she just tells him to add her and she'll accept later
>Tells me she'll never accept it
>Relief flooding from his pores he smiles and jiggles, goes to shake her hand, "wow that's a really firm handshake...I mean because...you're...a girl"
>Hard to contain spaghetti at this point, lucky no feminists were around to hear him
>Spend weeks teasing her about it, keep suggesting she give him her number, "eww no that guy will never get my number, btw do you want to come to this thing with me"
>implying she's not too young for me
>implying I'm going to be tied down

Just put down the twinkie son, it's not hard to get girls attention.