>be me 18 year old skinny fat khv
>no social life with women, have few friends
>have one friend, alpha giga chad, who is really good with women
>he always says it's his confidence
>decide it's time to improve
>start lifting heavily, improve my diet
>read psychology, philosophy books
>start doing activities such as mountain hiking, running, swimming
>studying in college, getting good grades
>life is going great
>one day me and my friend go outside to try and meet women
>my friend doesn't work out, is woman hater (that's what I like about him), eats only pizza and beer
>I try to make conversation with women and nothing happens, meanwhile my friend makes stupid jokes and women laugh
>I try to flex my muscles so the women see them and start flocking to me, nothing happens
>finally get a woman that is somewhat interested in me
>me, my friend and 2 girls go to our apartment
>I ask to be excused to go to the bathroom
>I come back and my friend is fucking both women
Has /fit/ lied to me?
>>36831014
KEKED
BACK TO R9K WITH YOU
>>36831014
JUST
B E E
E
E
YOURSELF
>>36831014
HEIGHT
PACE
TAME
>>36831014
Oh look another thread about something that never happened
>>36831014
do what he does.
i love this meme
>>36831076
You don't have to believe me, but it really happened. I am 100% honest, I wouldn't lie on the internet.
>>36831014
You were supposed to join in as wingman and you blew it.
Why didn't you join the orgy?
he was just warming her up for you...