Would you rather be a 4'0 turbomanlet or an 8'0 megalanklet?

i'd probably kill myself either way desu both are freaks

I see no con to being 8'0.

Only the delusional retards on /fit/ pretend there's something wrong with being tall and skinny. In the real world it's desirable. Here everyone would rather look like a fat permabulking retard.

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>>36812064
8 foot lanklet, but what >>36812077 said, I'd probably off myself desu

8'0" masterrace reporting in, how do all you faggot manlets cope

>>36812064
Lanklet. Although you'll still be a freak, it's more of a novelty than dwarves.
I'd still feel better about myself if kids and shit said "look at that huge man" instead of "look at that funny looking short guy"

>>36812079
how about not fitting into any seat at any public place ever again? how about your head rubbing against all normal ceilings? those seem like some cons to me.

>>36812064
8'0 Megalanklet.

Would play professional basketball and get really rich.

Turbomanlet m8, I'd fucking be Wolverine

>>36812121
what about the one where you resemble a giant walking billboard

>>36812169
He's 5'
4' is legit nothing but a disadvantage, even if you have proportionate dwarfism you're dangerously small, weak and can't cover ground quickly

>>36812064
4'0 turbomanlet because at least then I could hang myself without the whole ceiling crashing down on me

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>>36812187
>can't cover ground quickly
I just imagined a fucking manlet waddling and giving it all he's got just to keep up with normal people's walking speed

>also I don't know what is in the image I selected

>>36812212
surprisingly appropriate desu

Be 8' and just roid and lift till you become the hulk.

>>36812376
might aswell youre gonna die young anyways

manlet, i can trap

>>36812389
No health problems though

>>36812415
More height, more cells, more cancer probabilities.

>>36812443
>>36812389
did you not read the original post faglet? It says "there would be no differences in health or longevity"

>>36812064

It depends. If you were 8'0, and well proportioned, you would literally be a giant.

>>36812064
8'0" man. I'd bulk super hard and do some really aggressive roid cycles and be the best powerlifter the world has ever seen.

>>36812064
>would you rather be a whiny little shit stain or a god among men

hmm, I wonder

>>36812397
This. I'll be the little pixie boy.

>>36812503

Course, you wouldn't be able to afford that without a decent job. Which isn't going to be all that easy as an 8'0 guy.

>>36812551
Just join a circus. Tell the owner that you want to roid and become the world's biggest strongman and he'll support you solely based on potential future earnings.

>>36812551
you could fight bears and be a trillionaire, niglet

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>>36812064
>that pic

>>36812577

Strongmen aren't a circus thing anymore.

One of the current WSM competitors was basically the last real guy doing that and he got out because failing to win WSM is a better career option.

>>36812460
i thought it meant no diff inbetween both heights since they both cause health problems

>>36812064
Nigga at 8' tall you could be the greatest NBA player of all time. You could dunk without leaving your feet. I fail to see how being a multimillionaire is an issue

Hilarious
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460878329162.webm

>>36812064
are we talking 8'0 with no medical problems, or 8'0 with gigantism or whatever it's called? if i'm a genuine 8'0 giant then i'd jump on a cycle to make pianoman proud and completely leave humanity behind

>the year 1005*2+6
>not wanting to be true space marine mode

>>36812077
>be 8'
>take grams of gear for years
>be the biggest tallest freak anyone has ever seen
Worth

>or just basketball it up

>>36813200
at 8' you probably wouldn't be able to run or squat but yeah i guess

>>36812064
This pic hits home. 5"11 but god damn my abs be looking good.

>>36812663
apex kek

>>36813214
>no difference in health or longevity
>no difference in health
then neither could the turbomanlet

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>>36812212
this goes in my animals/monkeys folder

>>36812663
absolutely hilarious