Whats this batshit about green coffee for fatloss? Is this just

>>36799797
yes
just count your calories and do cardio buddy

>>36799797
>Make you shit out oils all day

I remember my fat friend having those tabs while trying to lose wheight, literally watched the dude shit nothing but oil out

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>>36799797
Snake oil is snake oil is snake oil, anon.

You want to lose weight?

>Eat at a calorie deficit, and eat clean
>Don't drink soda or sugary shit
>Cardio (Couch to 5k and/or 30 minutes on an elliptical) Monday through Friday
>Starting Strength or Stronglifts Mon/Wed/Fri, go for low weights, high reps
>Get 6 to 8 hours of sleep every night
>Don't eat carbs after 4PM
>Drink plenty of water
That's it. No more, no less. It'll be hard, especially at first, but if you're consistent and push yourself you'll lean out sooner than you think.

>>36799845
why the fuck were you watching your fat friend shit?

>>36799920

>>Don't eat carbs after 4PM

What are you, a mogwai? The hell is that supposed to do?

>>36799938
>>36799938
Assuming you wake up around 6-8AM? You should workout and have a breakfast of oatz and greek yogurt in the first two hours of being awake, and throughout the day (until 4pm) you should eat meals emphasizing protein and non-processed carbs for sustainable energy, after 4pm you want protein and fat to aid in muscle growth/repair and you avoid carbs because you don't want insulin spikes, because you don't want to encourage fat retention and you're gonna wanna wind down for sleep.

>>36800026

>after 4pm you want protein and fat to aid in muscle growth/repair and you avoid carbs because you don't want insulin spikes

You would avoid protein then by that logic.

>>36799797
>green coffee
What

>>36799929
Cause he told me the tabs make him shit oil, didn't believe him so I watched him shit and checked the bowl afterwards to make sure he wasn't just pulling my dick

>>36800026
whichever guru informed you is not educated in dietetics, most of what you said was pure oversimplification and speculation and showed no understanding of the human body

>you don't want insulin spikes
yes you do, they allow glucose into cells and increase protein synthesis
>you're gonna wanna wind down for sleep.
carbs generally tend to help people sleep

even what i said was surely oversimplified but at least its less wrong

Yes, Sergeant Major. I heard you're a pedo though.

>>36799920
>Don't eat carbs after 4pm

You got snakeoiled son

>>36800105
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