>no strong, deep, commanding voice I guess I'm never

>no *insert something i don't have*
I guess I'm never getting laid.

saged

pick up smoking, it gives you a contrived approach as well

You'd just end up stuttering and spewing spaghetti even louder and more pronounced than before.

>Hey Anon
>GOOD H-HOW ABOUT YOU
>Uhh
>PRECIATE IT. BYE.

>>36794741
abs and big tits

I cum buckets every time

>>36794774
I did for about a year then it slowly started tasting worse and worse and now I completely stopped because I haven't enjoyed a smoke in months. I'm weird.

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>>36794741
If pic related could get around it then I'm sure you can.

>>36794741
who is this fluid druid

>>36794807
>Abs
Where?

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>>36795131
I could post the set but instead I'm going to sleep
Enjoy never seeing the original nudes loser
You probably have a manly voice too asshole

>>36795201
fag

>>36795201
>implying google search is hard to do
yeah super underground set you have there m8

>>36795201
Please anon. i need those images. Do you at least have a link or name for those pics?

>deep voice
>no one can fucking hear me

And people wonder why I get pissed off when I have to say things 3-4 times at work. I speak well above speaking volume, they just have selective hearing.

>>36795201
have sweet dreams brotah

>>36795232
>>36795226
http://photoshpion.com/selfie/razdelas-do-gola-delaya-selfie-13280/

>>36795271
>http://photoshpion.com/selfie/razdelas-do-gola-delaya-selfie-13280/

My penis thanks you.

>>36794741
>>36795201
>>36795271

Why is it that people give a shit about nudes without face?
It takes like 2 minutes to find a chick with a body as good as hers and without face it's perfectly interchangable.

>>36795320
tell him i appreciate it

>>36795336
>im a virgin faggot
have fun jacking off to people faces weirdo

>>36795201
Feet are shit. Dropped.

>>36795336
>Normies

>>36795363
Those are good feet retard

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>>36795363
>>36795377
>they are feet fetishists

Worse than pedophiles IMO.

>>36794741

I'll give you a little 24 h cheat code to life.

In the morning, say "ping pong ding dong ling long king kong ging gong" at your normal speaking voice, going from normal to low. Then do the same, but start a bit lower. Next time, even lower. Repeat five times, starting a bit lower every time. This makes your voice low as shit for about one day.

Thank me later.

>>36795320
>>36795232
>>36795226
http://i.imgur.com/TRLhYdY.jpg
another pic

>>36795428
does she have a name? cause holy fuck.

>>36795407
>Worse than pedophiles
Found the pedo.

>>36794741
>deep, harsh, sort of unpleasant voice
unquestionable authority is sort of nice, but most of the time guys are just intimidated by it

I've never talked to a girl

>>36795440
https://www.reddit.com/user/sassysubmissive91/submitted/
her leddit account

>>36795497
good man

>>36795258
this

i also have to purposely strain my voice and make it higher and sound whiny if there is any kind of background noise whatsoever just so they can hear me, especially in the gym with the music blasting

>>36795428
>small tits
Where the fuck is my trash can

>>36794741
VOICE, HEIGHT and FRAME

>>36795416

does this work? i feel no noticeable changes other than my voice chords started hurting like when i'm ill with flu

>>36795880

does this means that my voice is naturally deep?

pls respond

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>Strong, deep, commanding voice
>8/10 face
>lanklet
>5'11
>virgin

>>36795824
you call these small?
how about leaving the internet for a day virgin?

>>36795407
Whats with all the footfag hate on 4chan? It's a stupid fetish but half of you are cuckolds.